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jt512
Jul 16, 2015, 5:56 AM
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If so, then this place really is dead.
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macherry
Jul 17, 2015, 3:43 AM
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pretty much when you don't get a response.
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jt512
Jul 18, 2015, 4:56 AM
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JimTitt
Jul 24, 2015, 6:15 PM
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Hell jt, are you still alive? Hallooo, anyone else out there?
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macherry
Jul 28, 2015, 3:51 AM
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hmm the new owner hasn't logged in for a month. i'd say it's dead
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iknowfear
Jul 28, 2015, 9:39 PM
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Users: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. it's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, it's uh,...it's resting.
Users: Look, matey, I know a dead website when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no it's not dead, it's, its restin! Remarkable site, the rc.com, idn'it, ay? Beautiful threads and databases!
Users: The threads and databases don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! it's resting!
Users: All right then, if it's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the site) 'Ello, Mister rc.com website! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle picture for you if you show...
(owner hits the site)
Owner: There, it moved!
Users: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the site!
Owner: I never!!
Users: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Users: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
Users: Now that's what I call a dead website.
Owner: No, no.....No, it's stunned!
Users: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! climbing sites stun easily, major.
Users: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That website is definitely deceased, and when you purchased it not 'alf a year ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged redesign.
Users: Look, I took the liberty of examining that website when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that the threads had been NAILED there.
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...Users: it's not pinin'! it's passed on! This site is no more! It has ceased to be! it's expired and gone to meet its maker! it's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now 'istory! it's off the twig! it's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SITE!!
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