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tobincreek


Feb 10, 2003, 7:29 PM
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from climbinggirl's suggestion.

here's mine:

I feel the rock, smooth
Can't find a hold godammit!
I fall on my ass.


womble


Feb 11, 2003, 10:55 AM
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Bravo


bandycoot


Feb 14, 2003, 1:56 PM
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This is my sad current story in Haiku form:

crimp hard, tendon blows
sounds like loud knuckle popping
can't climb for six months



bandycoot


Feb 14, 2003, 2:39 PM
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slap sloper and pray
now mantle delicately
sweet sweet bouldering.....


clmbnski


Feb 14, 2003, 9:20 PM
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where are you going?
no time for work or school
never stop climbing


jds100


Feb 15, 2003, 12:08 PM
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[small]This topic was moved to the Community forum by jds100[/small]


rckclimbergurl


Feb 15, 2003, 12:43 PM
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Gripping with tension
the world turns upside down
as your fingers slip

eh, eh?? lol


Partner camhead


Feb 15, 2003, 1:14 PM
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how about a limerick...

it looks like you just blew a tendon
which requires 6 months worth of mendin'
well you thought you were strong
but I guess you were wrong
now you're surfing the 'net, and not sendin'


rckclimbergurl


Feb 15, 2003, 3:22 PM
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Hahahahaha, not bad, not bad.......


Partner matt


Feb 15, 2003, 3:30 PM
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Back at the crag, you thought you'd look cool
if you climbed on the rock, to make people think you rule
little did you know, the problem was crimpy
but you couldn't hold, because you were wimpy
then you fell, down in the grass
so lox came over, and kicked your fat ass

[ This Message was edited by: pushtheextreme on 2003-02-15 15:32 ]


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