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tradkelly


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Bets as to whether I can geta newbie to wear these out for an alpine
ice day?

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3610784264&category=30107


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This is awesome. I'm throwing away my Bionics immediately.

Who knew such hardmen existed in COME VISIT WASHINGTON, DC!!! (which apparently is a town near Middletown, Virginia)


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Dude! Those are so sweet!! Can't wait to use them with my offical Sylvester Stallone Cliffhanger Bolt Gun!! 8)


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:lol:
Those mountain ice shoes look bizarre.
Look like something Frankenstien would wear to his wedding to the Bride of Frankenstien.


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http://www.wtfman.com/mcd/dick2.htm

not climbing related, but the funniest ebay auction ive seen.


janezich


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:shock: Hilarious! Nice description these are the ones the pros use. lol


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WTF!!


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So those aren't WHAT THE PROS USE? Son of a bitch, I bought a pair of those from that seller last fall and ice climbed all winter in them as I climbed THE SERIOUS MOUNTAINS WHERE THE ROCK DISAPPEARS INTO THE DENSE SHADOWS OF ICE. I felt like they were MEANT TO PROVIDE ULITMATE SAFETY on those DENSE SHADOWS OF ICE.

(caps indicate qoutes from the listing)


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So C3P0's feet have finally come to rest...

On ebay too--oh the humanity!


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lol - about the 17-yr old guy too! oh man i though it was bad enough until i read down lower... the "or a guy, I'm willing to experiment" thing really put the icing on the cake...

(.... be even better if it were a real ebay auction :cry: )


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Good God!!!! I can't believe I've been wasting my time in those La Sportiva Nepal Extremes with a great set of BD crampons on them. I could have been climbing with real ice mountaineering boots LIKE THE PROS USE for a mere $11!!!! Damn I am such a fool!!


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Oh yeah, if these are in "excellent" condition why does it look like all the bolts on the bottom and sides are rusting :lol: ?


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You know, I was up K2 last week and struggling a bit. But then I saw a whole team of yetis go flying past me. They were roped together with barbed wire (it increases friction on the ice). Guess what - they were all wearing these "PROFESSIONAL MOUNTAIN CLIMBING ICE SHOES".


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I guess you wont hurt your toes if you drop your rack,big rock ,etc.
Joens


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If worst came to worst you could use them as shovels, and tunnel your way to the top. :roll: :D :D :D


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"dig UP stupid"-sorry, bit of leftover simpsons on the brain. those shoes kickass. I want a pair


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..PIC

http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/...635c8eb9bfca/i-1.JPG


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Did any of you see some of the other stuff this guy is selling?

http://cgi.ebay.ca/...6440&item=2934089937

http://cgi.ebay.ca/...5733&item=3419376914


micahmcguire


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sweeeeeet. you can always depend on Depends


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Those look great. Break out the French technique I guesse, unless you prefer to "front-NUBBIN" instead of "front-point".

WOW people are incredible. What happens when some kid buys these and dies on one of those MOUNTAINS WHERE THE ROCK DISAPPE.... etc. Sheesh!


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I can't believe he's selling depends for men on there along with a Victoria's Secret hand-bag. That's quite a combination...along with the tin cans on your feet, I'd say you'd be one of the pros for sure!


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ha they look like something you'd make out of a can of soup! oh well hope whoever bought them wear many pairs of socks so there feet don't freeze to them. My son saw this picture and asked if i would buy them so he can be a space man for halloween


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how about that ice axe in the rear :D


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:lol: Is this guy serious??? :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.ca/...1019&item=2641384611

Wouldn't I look so pretty with GOLD nails? I'm putting in my bid :roll:


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did anyone ever see the Jason Leibgott experience on sale at ebay last year?
here's a link to the graphic stored on tradgirl.com

http://www.tradgirl.com/rc/jason-exp.jpg

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