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arrettinator
Jul 15, 2003, 9:41 PM
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How many polish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Three. One to hold the lightbulb and two to spin the ladder.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
2, but how do ya get them in there.
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Let the b___h cook in the dark. (I am sooooo just joking.)
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thomasribiere
Jul 15, 2003, 9:44 PM
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How does a blonde light up a bulb?
She opens the car's door.
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philbox
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Jul 15, 2003, 10:13 PM
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How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has really, really gotta want to change.
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bumblie
Jul 16, 2003, 12:12 PM
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How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to change the bulb
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One to suck my... :roll:
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rrrADAM
Jul 16, 2003, 2:21 PM
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How many "Ska Punks" does it take to screw in a lightbulb ???
6... 1 to drop and break it while trying to screw it in, and 5 to say "Pick it up! Pick it up!"
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edge
Jul 16, 2003, 3:10 PM
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How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb???
Just one, but it's going to take 6 visits.
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phillycheese
Jul 16, 2003, 3:14 PM
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how many frat. guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
5. one to hold it and four to drink beer until the room spins.
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arrettinator
Jul 16, 2003, 3:40 PM
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In reply to: how many frat. guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. one to hold it and four to drink beer until the room spins.
How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Lightbulb? Shit, we'll just build a fire in the middle of the floor.
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christopherjay
Jul 16, 2003, 3:42 PM
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How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
11, 1 to screw it in, and 10 to tell him how they could have done it better.
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meataxe
Jul 16, 2003, 8:40 PM
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In reply to: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Mine is for feminists of the non-militant variety, I guess:
12 -- 1 to screw in the bulb All by herself and the other 11 to hold a "survivors of the darkness" vigil.
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2003, 8:44 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Mine is for feminists of the non-militant variety, I guess: 12 -- 1 to screw in the bulb All by herself and the other 11 to hold a "survivors of the darkness" vigil.
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wideguy
Jul 16, 2003, 8:46 PM
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How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Bill Gates declared darkness an industry standard.
How many union electricians....?
14....., YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!?!?! :twisted:
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knuckles
Jul 16, 2003, 8:46 PM
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How many 'A.D.D.' kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go for a bike ride?
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