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philbox
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Jul 17, 2003, 4:25 AM
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Jackie was sitting on the front verandah as the garbo is coming down the street collecting the garbage bins.
The garbo says to Jackie "Jackie, Where`s ya bin".
Jackie replies "I`ve bin up north" , "no, no, no" says the garbo, "where`s ya wheely bin''.
Jackie once again replies "I`ve wheely bin in jail but I didn`t want anyone to know".
Translation for those that don`t know what a wheely bin is, it`s a large upright bin with wheels that is collected on a weekly basis on set days from households by a dirty great garbo truck with a mechanical arm.
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fishypete
Jul 17, 2003, 10:03 AM
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Phil, you are an eternal optimist!
Pitching that joke to Merricans??? Snowflake's chance...
Good luck!
Fishy.
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cass
Jul 17, 2003, 11:54 AM
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I HAVE ONLY EVER TALKED TO U!
YOU ARE THE ONE AND ONLY
:? :lol:
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timstich
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In reply to: Jackie was sitting on the front verandah as the garbo is coming down the street collecting the garbage bins. The garbo says to Jackie "Jackie, Where`s ya bin". Jackie replies "I`ve bin up north" , "no, no, no" says the garbo, "where`s ya wheely bin''. Jackie once again replies "I`ve wheely bin in jail but I didn`t want anyone to know". Translation for those that don`t know what a wheely bin is, it`s a large upright bin with wheels that is collected on a weekly basis on set days from households by a dirty great garbo truck with a mechanical arm.
Maybe it'd be funny if you told us what a fookin' "garbo" was. I know it's a garbageman NOW, but jeeze now it's TOO LATE.
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bumblie
Jul 17, 2003, 12:52 PM
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Stupid Aussies. :roll:
IJFWY
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stewbabby
Jul 17, 2003, 2:45 PM
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Wow! I know im a freakin red neck, but that took me like a full 2 min to figure out what the hell that was all about. At first I thought the joke was going to be about Ozzy. I didnt notice it was spelled Ozzie. Then I thought maybe we were talking about Gretta Garbo and was really confuzed as to why she was hanging out with the prince of darkness and then you threw jackie in and confused the hell out of me.
My head hurts. I need a dip and a beer.
stewart
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bumblie
Jul 17, 2003, 2:47 PM
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Stupid Cracker :twisted:
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arrettinator
Jul 17, 2003, 8:35 PM
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bump
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philbox
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Jul 17, 2003, 9:47 PM
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Phil rolls eyes in exasperation not realising that Ozzie joke might be a little too foreign for current audience.
Hmmm, fell flat eh. Lemme see now, didger here the one about.........
A Cuban, Scot, Kiwi (person from New Zealand) and Aussie were travelling in the same carriage
on a train bragging about their homelands when the Cuban lit up a
big fat cigar. He took one puff of the sought after log and threw
it out the window.
"Why didya goen do that fir" cried the Scotsman. T'was a real Cubin
cigar you just threw out the window laddy".
"My country has so many cigars that losing tenfold this amount means
nothing to me. There is plenty more where it came from", returned
the bragging Cuban.
The Scot wondered what item his country had bountiful quantities
of so that he could out-do the Cuban. From out of his bag he pulled
a brand new bottle of the finest Scotch Whisky, took a gulp and
threw the bottle from the train.
"Why in the bloody hell did ya do that for ya stupid Scottish
bastard" howled the Aussie. "That was a top drop you just got rid
of".
"Ah young laddy, such whiskey runs like water in my fine country.
Losing even the finest bottle means nothing to me - there is
plenty more where it came from".
At that point the Aussie picked up the Kiwi and hurled him from the
train.
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jumpingrock
Jul 17, 2003, 9:58 PM
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In reply to: Kiwi (person from New Zealand)
Thanks for the clarification. Us ignorant bastards would have thought he threw a fruit out the window!
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philbox
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Jul 17, 2003, 11:01 PM
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You know what the definition of a New Zealand queer is?
A Kiwi Fruit.
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calamity_chk
Jul 17, 2003, 11:34 PM
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haha .. i got the first joke .. nah nah nah nah
very cute, phil.
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philbox
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Jul 18, 2003, 12:46 AM
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I thought the hint about the garbage bins being in the same sentence as garbo would have been enough of a translation to suffice.
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calamity_chk
Jul 18, 2003, 1:39 AM
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ya well, not all of the yanks are as perceptive as i ..
;)
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philbox
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Apparently not eh.
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jono13
Jul 18, 2003, 3:12 AM
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Delete this. It is poo.
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