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edge
Sep 10, 2003, 4:38 PM
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Did you ever notice how after taking Lidocaine for a crown replacement, that your teeth and tongue can't differentiate between your lower lip and the crust of a spicy chicken supreme pizza? :evil:
Now that the drugs have worn off, my lip looks like Oprah's after collagen treatment. :roll:
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fyreflii
Sep 10, 2003, 6:00 PM
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I was eating a Flintstones Push-up Pop after getting molars pulled a few years back . . . or so I thought. Mouth open wide, tongue out, smearing the orange sherbet flavored thing repeatedly on my chin, making a huge dribbly mess on myself.
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hangerlessbolt
Sep 10, 2003, 6:04 PM
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I found it funny to make my sister laugh...because only half of her face could smile...the other side just drooped...had to take photos...
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edge
Sep 10, 2003, 6:10 PM
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What was even more embarrassing was when the assistant handed me a dixie cup full of mouthwash to swish and rinse with. Well, I would have sworn that my right side of my lips were touching, but when I started swirling, I geysered Scope all over her leg. You think she would have seen that coming???
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arrettinator
Sep 10, 2003, 6:12 PM
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I got a bad sunburn over the weekend and my lips got burnt, too.
My lower lip really hurts, so I just put anbesol on it.
Now my whole mouth is numb.
I love that feeling.
edit:
This is my 2222 post. I should have waited till 2:22.
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marmot
Sep 11, 2003, 12:34 AM
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In reply to: What was even more embarrassing was when the assistant handed me a dixie cup full of mouthwash to swish and rinse with. Well, I would have sworn that my right side of my lips were touching, but when I started swirling, I geysered Scope all over her leg. You think she would have seen that coming???
She did. It's their entertainment!
Hangerless...that's just plain mean...and posting them here would be even meaner...do it, DO IT!
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boulderinemt
Sep 11, 2003, 1:25 AM
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try takin a dip of copenhagen when your numbed up...they have to use more lidocaine on me than they would on an elephant...got outta the office, decided i'd take a nice lipper of copenhagen. i wound up with chew all over my mouth, and i couldn't feel my face well enough to spit i durned near got sick lol
john
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brianthew
Sep 11, 2003, 4:43 AM
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In reply to: My lower lip really hurts, so I just put anbesol on it.
Anbesol, great stuff. Good for putting on the mouth pieces of cocky arrogant trumpet-playing jerks that insist on putting thier water glasses and such on your piano. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Heehee, musician evilness.
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hangerlessbolt
Sep 11, 2003, 5:23 AM
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In reply to: Hangerless...that's just plain mean...and posting them here would be even meaner...do it, DO IT!
LoL...she'd die!
(I'll look for them right NOW!)
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hangerlessbolt
Sep 11, 2003, 5:25 AM
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In reply to: What was even more embarrassing was when the assistant handed me a dixie cup full of mouthwash to swish and rinse with. Well, I would have sworn that my right side of my lips were touching, but when I started swirling, I geysered Scope all over her leg. You think she would have seen that coming???
Reminds me of the Bill Cosby stand-up show titled "Bill Cosby: Himself"
I watched that with a good friend last year...we both about pee'd our pants!
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marnitanya
Sep 11, 2003, 2:03 PM
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In reply to: Anbesol, great stuff. Good for putting on the mouth pieces of cocky arrogant trumpet-playing jerks that insist on putting thier water glasses and such on your piano. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Heehee, musician evilness.
Thats awesome, as a pianist who knows too many of those types of trumpet players, I'll definitly be remembering that little tip... 8)
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