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unabonger
Oct 21, 2003, 12:38 PM
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Goodbye. Glad you had the pleasure of knowing me, however briefly, I'm sure your life is better for it.
The UnaByeBye
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edge
Oct 21, 2003, 12:43 PM
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Me too. I'm gone. Good bye.
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edge
Oct 21, 2003, 12:44 PM
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OK, I'm back now. Hello everyone.
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arrettinator
Oct 21, 2003, 1:04 PM
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WTF, man.
I had a non climbing friend check out the website and the one person he mentioned was the UnaBonger.
Come Baaaaack. :twisted:
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cass
Oct 21, 2003, 1:08 PM
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pffft he was only here doing some research for a film he is doing, we will see it in the papers on the film release - [Unabonger]yes, i did my research for this role on rockclimbing.com[/Unabonger]
:lol: :roll:
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philbox
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Oct 21, 2003, 11:22 PM
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As the Unabonger sails slowly into the sunset (fades to me standing on the dock), sniff, I love you man, come back sometime. Blows dribbling snot into hanky, dabs hanky into corner of eye. Throws long ribbon out to ship. Blows whistle, ship honks fog horn. All the relatives and friends gather round and talk about the good times when the unabonger was at his peak.
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danooguy
Oct 22, 2003, 2:14 AM
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They disembarked in 45
And no-one spoke and no-one smiled
There were to many spaces in the line.
Gathered at the cenotaph
All agreed with the hand on heart
To sheath the sacrificial Knifes.
But now
She stands upon Southampton dock
With her handkerchief
And her summer frock clings
To her wet body in the rain.
In quiet desperation knuckles
White upon the slippery reins
She bravely waves the boys Goodbye again.
And still the dark stain spreads between
His shoulder blades.
A mute reminder of the poppy fields and graves.
And when the fight was over
We spent what they had made.
But in the bottom of our hearts
We felt the final cut.
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climbinganne
Oct 22, 2003, 4:21 AM
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through the fish eyed lens of tear stained eyes
i can barely define the shape of this moment in time
and far from flying high in clear blue skies
i'm spiralling down to the hole in the ground where I hide
if you negotiate the minefields in the drive
and beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes
and if you make it past the shotgun in the hall
dial the combination open the priesthole
and if i'm in i'll tell you what's behind the wall
there's a kid who had a big hallucination
making love to girls in magazines
he wonders if you're sleeping with your new found faith
could anybody love him
or is it just a crazy dream
and if i show you my dark side
will you still hold me tonight
and if i open my heart to you
and show you my weak side
what would you do
would you sell your story to rolling stone
would you take the children away
and leave me all alone
and smile in reassurance
as you whisper down the phone
would you send me packing
or would you take me home
thought i oughta bare my naked feelings
thought i oughta tear the curtain down
i held the blade in trembling hands
prepared to make it but just then the phone rang
i never had the nerve to make the final cut
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danooguy
Oct 22, 2003, 2:35 PM
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...........And the silver in her hair shines in the cold November air;
you hear the tolling bell, and touch the silk in your lapel...
And as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band, you take her frail hand...And hold on to the dream.
A place to stay, enough to eat...
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street;
Where you can speak out loud about your doubts and fears...
And what's more no-one ever disappears, you never hear their standard issue kicking in your door.
You can relax on both sides of the tracks, and maniacs don't blow holes in bandsmen by remote control...
And everyone has recourse to the law
And no-one kills the children anymore.
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climbinganne
Oct 22, 2003, 4:05 PM
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Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Got to compete with the wily japanese
There's too many home fires burning
And not enough trees
So fuck all that
We've got to get on with these
Can't stop, lose job, mind gone, silicon
What bomb, get away, pay day, make hay
Break down, need fix, big six
Clickity click, hold on, oh no brrrrrrrrring bingo!
Make em laugh, make em cry, make em dance in the aisles
Make em pay, make em stay, make em feel ok
Not nah unabonger
We've got toget on with the film show
Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow
Who cares what it's about
As long as the kids go
Not now unabonger
Got to get on with the show
Hang on unabonger
I've got to get on with this
I don't know what it is
But it fits on here like..........
Come at the end of the shift
We'll go and get pissed
But not now bong
I've got to get on with this
Hold on unabonger
I think there's something good on
I used to read books but............
It could be the news
Or some other abuse
Or it could be reusable shows
Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Got to compete with the wily japanese
No need to worry about the vietnamese
Got to bring the russian bear to his knees
Well, maybe not the russian bear
Maybe the Swedes
We showed Argentina
Now let's go and show these
Make us feel tough
And wouldn't Maggie be pleased
Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
S'cusi dove il bar
Se para collo pou eine toe bar
S'il vous plait ou est le bar
Oi' where's the fucking bar unabonger!
hollywood waits......
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mike_hunt
Oct 23, 2003, 12:59 AM
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one time I saw unabonger climbing with drkodos, but I may have been seeing double.
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tenn_dawg
Oct 23, 2003, 2:22 AM
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In reply to: one time I saw unabonger climbing with drkodos, but I may have been seeing double.
I've heard about you climbing with Drkodos on occation as well. I've never thought the bonger was in on it though. He just seems a bit too different...
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hello_heino
Oct 23, 2003, 2:36 AM
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The hardened heart of Heino softens from the tears of having to say: farewell.
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timstich
Oct 23, 2003, 5:54 AM
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In reply to: The hardened heart of Heino softens from the tears of having to say: farewell.
You know the Una? Most of us only could guess at that which was the bonger.
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rijid
Oct 24, 2003, 4:33 AM
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It's weird when people make it a point to say they aren't gonna say anything anymore, don't you think so?
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