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sarahb
Feb 16, 2002, 1:12 AM
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Things to do on an elevator - Move your desk in the enterance and ask everyone that comes in if they have appointments Poke someone and pretend it wasnt you even if you are the only other person there swat at imaginary flies offer to press the buttons, but press the wrong ones, forcing the elevator to stop at every floor If you have any more, feel free to say them
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orestes1724
Feb 16, 2002, 1:20 AM
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tell everyone they cant get off "the space ship" because the aliens will get them. pretend to have seziures pretend to die pretend to be narcoleptic pretend to have a conversation with your boyfriend or girlfriend (the one thats imagenary) and make it really dramatic climb it and claim your on a hure importent quest
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mspiddles
Feb 16, 2002, 1:29 AM
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Play elevator statues. Don't move unless there's no one else in the elevator.
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vaness
Feb 16, 2002, 1:53 AM
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pretend theres salt shaking on you from the sun pretend your in a boxing match pretend that the people in the elavator are trying to make fights with you and fight back try to make elavator snow angels pretend your a singer and make up words to the elavator music then tell people thats your song and you cant bieleve its on the radio
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pianomahnn
Feb 16, 2002, 2:38 AM
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I like to open up the door on top, crawl out, and cut the wires. Speedy transit.
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pushfurther
Feb 16, 2002, 3:12 AM
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plan a ten year reunion with the people on the elevator.
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beta
Feb 16, 2002, 3:32 AM
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fart
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metoliusmunchkin
Feb 16, 2002, 3:43 AM
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Pick your nose.
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Feb 16, 2002, 6:07 AM
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Squeeze the lady's butt next to you and blam it on the guy on the other side! Pretend to be autistic/challenged Pretend to be paranoid about getting stuck get in a crowded elevator and proceed to put on deoderant and then say "God something smells bad" and go around squeezing through and sniffing everyone else
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miagi
Feb 16, 2002, 7:57 AM
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Jump up and down and make the elevator shake Well, maybe not. They all might hold you down for that one
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hangerlessbolt
Feb 16, 2002, 11:07 AM
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Pray that the beauty standing next to you will be a part of your life forever as you stare at her staring back at you... Other than that..yea..I'd go with rippin' one off!
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rrrADAM
Feb 17, 2002, 12:25 AM
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I hate to be noticed, so I just... FART !!! Then, on my way out... I press all the buttons not lit yet. rrrADAM
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sarahb
Feb 17, 2002, 5:41 PM
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1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it. 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
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metoliusmunchkin
Feb 17, 2002, 6:14 PM
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I second the FARTING notion.
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zlipper
Feb 17, 2002, 7:49 PM
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im deffinatly for the farting but the thing to do is when i the elevator is totally crowded turn to the corner and pee in the corner then get off as soon as the doors open again
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jono13
Feb 18, 2002, 3:00 AM
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sing at the top of your lungs: who du up dum um day, who du up um day oh, who du up um dup em day, fattening up our tape worms. repeat that until other become afraid and tense.
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nikegirl
Feb 18, 2002, 4:05 AM
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sick sick puppies.... I fight the urge to pull the stop button. or I always push the door close button... hmm.... I might have to sing at the top of my lungs...next time I am in the elevator... I've played my bop-it on the elevator...and gotten strange looks. ahhh who cares.!! They only wish they could whoop booty like me ~~ T
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sauron
Feb 18, 2002, 2:42 PM
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Play non-solo bop it, and when it tells you PASS, ask who wants to try...
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krillen
Feb 18, 2002, 2:45 PM
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Instead of facing the numbers like everyone does, face all the passengers adn act as talk show host, interviewing each passenger with a HUGE grin on your face. Like Dave Letterman. "Anyone here from Chicago? How do you like that?"
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tangboy
Feb 18, 2002, 5:39 PM
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First off, is this elevator a glass elevator, because if it is.... HAVE SEX PRESSED AGAINST THE WINDOW, MOON THE PEOPLE BELOW, FART, YELL I LOVE GOATS and bleet like one. that about all tang
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jds100
Feb 18, 2002, 9:16 PM
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I've heard that Alfed Hitchcock used to do this in tall hotels. Timing is important. When you get on the elevator with a friend, start a conversation (actually a monologue) as if you're recalling a bloody crime scene that you had to visit in some official capacity (like as a photographer). Sound casual; talk slowly; pause a lot; keep your voice just a little bit lower than normal volume so the other people have to work a little bit to hear you; give just enough details to build up the curiosity in the other riders, to make 'em really want the climax. Then just as you see that you're about to reach your floor (or the lobby where everyone will be exiting), you say to your friend, "You know, the really gruesome thing was when we went into the bedroom, and found -oh, here's our floor." And get off the elevator. End of story. If you're lucky or smart, you'll leave a bunch of very nervous people staring after you. [ This Message was edited by: jds100 on 2002-02-18 13:19 ]
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ironmask
Feb 18, 2002, 10:20 PM
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Pretend to loose a contact. Check the shooes of everyone getting on and off. If someone asks what floor, Tell them a number several stories highter than the building has. Insist that you are correrct. Become Irate. Break Dance. Blow Bubbles. Fill several baloons and let them float to the top of the elevator. Explain to other passengers that the moter is getting worn and that it is to take some of the strain off. For added effect, Do this after inhaling some of the helium. For greater still, offer them a ballon filled with helium to inhale. For still greater effect, offer them a baloon filled with nitrous. Dress as a devil and ask boarding passsengers "Going down?" Laugh Eviley Mutter "I think I can, I think I can" All the way up. "I though I could I thought I could" all the way down. Head Stands. Play the air guitar. Really get into it. Decide if the buttons are better crimpers or monopockets. Test your theory. Everytime someone gets off. say "Elvis Has left The building" REmember that many Elevators have security cameras.Bring an microphone, do interviews. Put on a veriety show for the security guard at the desk. Paintball. Pretend to speak a made up language. Roll out the Sleeping bag, and crawl in. Every time someone gets on poke your head out and say "Do you mind? Its been a long Day" For greater effect, bring a friend, share a sleeping bag. Bring marshmellows, sticks, drop a few logs in the center, and ask everyone who gets on for a light while gesturing at the logs.
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rrrADAM
Feb 19, 2002, 3:17 PM
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I said this before in "Great Quotes"... "A person's IQ is inversely proportional to the number of times they push the elevator buttons." ~George Carlin
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nikegirl
Feb 19, 2002, 5:00 PM
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once. same with the crosswalk... once what does that say??? patience. or just cross!! we do that here in Portland... T
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kaptk
Feb 25, 2002, 11:01 AM
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If your on a fast elevator that is going down, jump right as it starts to move for a little air time. If your on an elevator going up with a large group of friends, everyone jump at the same time when you start moving and feel the elevator jolt when you land.
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