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kriso9tails
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you're obsessed with proving that Canada is better than America (once and for all ).
...when you think that the lumber jack image is cool...
...when you think that québequois is a language...
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beyond_gravity
Apr 1, 2002, 9:09 PM
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u mean québequois isnt a language? then WTF do they speak?
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kriso9tails
Apr 1, 2002, 9:11 PM
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gibberish, they don't actually know how to speak...
When your country's languages are french and English, and the nation's leader can't seem to speak either...
...when your diet cosists mainy of maple syrup and bacon...
*Edit: Grammer Nazi wuz hear. -feind
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beyond_gravity
Apr 1, 2002, 9:13 PM
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Canadain Bacon that is
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crackaddict
Apr 1, 2002, 9:27 PM
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When you think the only people in Arizona are cowboys and indians.
Hello from the southwest!
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beyond_gravity
Apr 1, 2002, 9:30 PM
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Arizona is a state now?
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rrrADAM
Apr 1, 2002, 9:37 PM
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You end every sentence with, eh?
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beyond_gravity
Apr 1, 2002, 9:40 PM
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Kraft Dinner is good, eh?
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passthepitonspete
Apr 1, 2002, 9:47 PM
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...your Christmas shopping list for your true love includes
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toast
Two turtlnecks
And a beer (in a tree...)
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peas
Apr 1, 2002, 11:01 PM
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People write songs called "Proud to be a Canadian" (by the Dayglo Abortions)see beyond_gravity's
previous post
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downshift
Apr 1, 2002, 11:14 PM
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When you refrence a Tim Horton's in all your directions you give....
When you think Stompin' Tom should be Prime Minister...
When you get liqour, fire arms and medical care from the same level of Governement...
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compclimber
Apr 1, 2002, 11:21 PM
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When you live in a "Flat" not an apartment, eh.
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darkside
Apr 2, 2002, 8:21 AM
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When your country is bordered by three oceans...
When you cross the other border and razz your neiboUrs, despite all the coloUrful crags they have.
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fiend
Apr 2, 2002, 8:32 AM
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Hmm, I just realized something.
Trainspotting fans?
Quote:We're the lowest of the f---ing low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f---ing difference.
Ok, so we were partly colonized by the French as well, but does that make it better?
BTW: I happen to really like Canada.
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Apr 2, 2002, 4:53 PM
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when you think the plural of Maple Leaf is Maple Leafs
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jt512
Apr 2, 2002, 4:54 PM
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when you have some other country's queen on your money
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miagi
Apr 2, 2002, 5:01 PM
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You know you are when a sentence has "Eh" after it.
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rrrADAM
Apr 2, 2002, 5:25 PM
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I already got that on the first page "master miagi", better practice with those chopsticks.
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when your patriotism only kicks in after leaving the country
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Apr 2, 2002, 6:32 PM
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When you hesitate to tell people where you're from for fear of being ridiculed.
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When you say "Those damn' Americans have no idea what they mean. They just post in the Canadian Forum." and "For Godsakes, do those American's shut up?"
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kriso9tails
Apr 2, 2002, 10:42 PM
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When you can find North America on a globe.
When trying to exchange your money into ten American dollars means a second mortgage on the igloo... (or house).
When you sell loonies and twonies to Americans claiming that they're made of real gold and silver.
When you know what twonies and loonies are.
When you consider that a population one hundred thousand to be a massive city, and your city's ghetto is made up entirely of that homeless guy who begs for change at the mall down town.
When your CFL stadiums are smaller than the stadiums at most American high schools
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Apr 3, 2002, 1:54 AM
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when you reply to the question "where is canada?" by saying "north of the united states."
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When the crown you respect has the word Royal behind it.
When you can state you citizenship and order a beer at the same time.
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when your national police ride horses
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