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spivey
Mar 8, 2004, 10:12 PM
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I went aid climbing for the first time... i realized how scary and dangerous it really is... now i don't understand how anyone could do an A4 or A5 I mean at some point your balls must be TOO big and become an annoyance (women included)
mucho respect
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yosrat
Mar 8, 2004, 10:27 PM
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"No brains and big balls" A great quote from a friend who recently lead the A5 crux of the reticent. Also later that night (and a bottle of Jack) another great quote came out. "Free climbing is for faggots and people with muscles"
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glockaroo
Mar 9, 2004, 2:54 PM
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Another good one: "Aid climbers need 3 character traits: high tolerance for pain, poor long-term memory, and I can't remember the third one".
Seriously, though, good move on your part Spivey. Not many people will take the time or have the courage to try out a radically new thing. I promise, as soon as I have the finger strength, I'll go pull some 5.13s just to have the experience... maybe.
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diesel___smoke
Mar 9, 2004, 3:09 PM
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"I couldn't catch a ball or any of that stuff. I could do only what required brute stupidity." — Warren Harding (1925-2002)
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timpanogos
Mar 9, 2004, 9:47 PM
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In reply to: "Free climbing is for faggots and people with muscles"
I resemble that remark!
Your talking this old, fat mans language there! 5.10 what - where do I hook up my aiders?
Can't wait to tell that one to all the gym rats hanging out exactly 20 minutes between routes, drinking there whey protein shakes.
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muncher
Mar 9, 2004, 10:57 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: "Free climbing is for faggots and people with muscles" I resemble that remark!
WTF, are your saying you are a gay free climber with big muscles? Not that theres anything wrong with that.
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timpanogos
Mar 9, 2004, 11:07 PM
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Yep, that's me! Great big faggoty muscularly handsome guy, drinking my whey shakes and working on that 10c plastic TR route that keeps licking (woops, mean kicking) my butt.
Somehow all that did not come over right – did it?!
Oh well, very funny quote anyway
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muncher
Mar 9, 2004, 11:17 PM
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Yeah mate, not bad at all. Ha ha.
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spivey
Mar 10, 2004, 5:19 PM
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hey gay guys are often built, maybe someday they'll be saying "you climbed that like a gay guy"
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junnos
Mar 11, 2004, 1:33 PM
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I love it. What other forum can people post humorus blows (no pun intended) to gays and not have some left wing soft hearted hipocrit replying with their weak opinion..............and THAT is why I love the aid climbing world!
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