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tattooed_climber
Jun 22, 2004, 1:56 AM
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...is there anything better than that?
now i'm nice and sleepy and its only 7pm...oh well, i'm going to the Arc'teryx factory tomorrow so i need my rest...
but back to the beer...nothing better than that....cranked some plastic after work..did some chuffling....and had a guinness, or two or three....
*POP*.......four
PULL UP A LAWN CHAIR MY GUINNESS BROTHERS (maybe sisters, i still haven't found a girl whom can stand it) POP THE CAP ON ONE , or pour it, AND ENJOY THE EVENING SUN
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chanceboarder
Jun 22, 2004, 2:28 AM
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mmmmmmmm....Guinness. GOOD beer...i think i'll have one right now, it will be my dinner :lol:
cheers,
-jason
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overlord
Jun 22, 2004, 1:22 PM
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es, htere is something better...
a guiness on a hot day after climbing.
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j_ung
Jun 22, 2004, 1:27 PM
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Guinness sucks.
(Oh yeah... that's right, baby... you can feel it can't you? You know it's a TROLL. A weak one at that. But you can't resist, can you? C'mon Guinness lovers. I know your weakness. Still not biting? How about this? Guinness is donkey piss. )
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kimmyt
Jun 22, 2004, 3:12 PM
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Oh.
So, yesterday, I'm at this bar, and a friend and I order a pint of Guiness each. So, the waiter brings the Guinness, and we look down at it and blink. There is no creamy head. In fact, there is no head at all, and instead of a head there are small bubbles of carbonation erupting from the surface, making the pint look rather like a glass of flat Coke.
So we stare and poke at it for a while, take a sip to test it (find out it's disgusting...definitely something wrong with it). I take it up to the bar and say, "Excuse me, but I think something is wrong with your keg, because Guinness isn't supposed to bubble like soda."
And the tender goes "Oh. Yeah, our keg has been messed up all day."
:shock:
And the dumb waiter didn't even bother to tell us when we ordered it!
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cerikpete
Jun 22, 2004, 3:15 PM
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That's like, justified homicide.
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chanceboarder
Jun 22, 2004, 3:21 PM
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In reply to: Oh. So, yesterday, I'm at this bar, and a friend and I order a pint of Guiness each. So, the waiter brings the Guinness, and we look down at it and blink. There is no creamy head. In fact, there is no head at all, and instead of a head there are small bubbles of carbonation erupting from the surface, making the pint look rather like a glass of flat Coke. So we stare and poke at it for a while, take a sip to test it (find out it's disgusting...definitely something wrong with it). I take it up to the bar and say, "Excuse me, but I think something is wrong with your keg, because Guinness isn't supposed to bubble like soda." And the tender goes "Oh. Yeah, our keg has been messed up all day." :shock: And the dumb waiter didn't even bother to tell us when we ordered it! |
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nearly_there
Jun 22, 2004, 3:32 PM
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chanceboarder - guiness is a STOUT not a beer!!!
get it right!!!
:shock:
but all agreed, 5 pints of guiness on a hot day will lead to either stupidity of a high degree or slumber in the first and easiest place.
later, dave
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pinktricam
Jun 22, 2004, 3:39 PM
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*Sigh* I suppose it's sacriligeous to prefer a fine pilsner, or a hearty Bass ale, huh?!?
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nearly_there
Jun 22, 2004, 3:56 PM
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pink - for real ale try "Black Sheep Ale"
made near wensleydale (home of fine cheese) in yorkshire (northern england) it packs a northern punch too!
http:/www.blacksheepbrewery.com
drink it and grow hairs on your EYES!!
later
d
ps some of the best climbing in england is to be found in yorkshire! - GRITSTONE
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cthcrockclimber
Jun 22, 2004, 4:02 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: *Sigh* I suppose it's sacriligeous to prefer a fine pilsner, or a hearty Bass ale, huh?!? Urquell, the original pilsner!
Amen, although stella is an extremely close second.
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nearly_there
Jun 22, 2004, 4:16 PM
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stella is also known as "wife beater" over here due to the violent effect it has on people when drunk in large quantities.
any of u guys/gals drink Budwar? (think that is correct sp)
D
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atg200
Jun 22, 2004, 4:23 PM
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i like guiness, but i like the oatmeal stout i made the other day better. i just bought the faucet and regulator for nitro, so pretty soon i'll have stout on tap properly.
stout in a CO2 tap is sacriledge.
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meataxe
Jun 23, 2004, 1:07 AM
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I like Guinness, but it's not my favourite for a hot day.
There's so many beers in the world, for so many different occasions!
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galf
Jun 23, 2004, 1:37 AM
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In reply to: Guinness sucks. (Oh yeah... that's right, baby... you can feel it can't you? You know it's a TROLL. A weak one at that. But you can't resist, can you? C'mon Guinness lovers. I know your weakness. Still not biting? How about this? Guinness is donkey piss. )
:lol: HAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest post in a while! (especially the donkey piss part!!)
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