Forums: Climbing Disciplines: Trad Climbing:
Will I ever score some booty?
RSS FeedRSS Feeds for Trad Climbing

Premier Sponsor:

 
First page Previous page 1 2 3 Next page Last page  View All


goodwill


Jul 1, 2004, 11:56 PM
Post #1 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jan 30, 2004
Posts: 28

Will I ever score some booty?
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Last weekend, while climbing Whodunit at Tahquitz, I narrowly missed my first chance to score a piece of booty. I was just cruising along when I spotted her: petite, slender, but she appeared to be totally unattached. I approached and took a closer look. She definitely looked available for the taking. So I went for it. 8^) As I prodded and toyed with her, she loosened up quite a bit, and I just knew I would get her! I got so excited at the prospect of finally scoring some booty. :D Sure, she wasn't the greatest looking thing in the world, but it would be better than some of my friends, who just kept getting crabs. But when I tried to make the final move, she just wouldn't budge. I prodded gently at first, but to no avail. I tried being more forceful, and she still refused. I went back and forth, tried every subtle move I could think of, but alas, she just wouldn't be mine. After what seemed like hours, I finally gave up, and went on my way. :( Perhaps patience and persistence are the virtues I lack. As far as I know, she's still there, just waiting for a man (or woman?) with just the right moves to come and sweep her away.




(Since I know people will ask, it was on the very last pitch of Whodunit, just as the route starts to go between the two sections of the big roof. The piece was a small nut, about the size of a #4 stopper... nothing to cry over, but I'm still a booty virgin. It's probably also not worth climbing so many pitches for, but the climb is certainly worth doing, booty or not. Stellar route.)


adamecks


Jul 2, 2004, 5:14 AM
Post #2 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Apr 7, 2004
Posts: 31

Re: Nova Scotia Bouldering! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Anyone?


pawilkes


Jul 2, 2004, 5:32 AM
Post #3 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jul 10, 2003
Posts: 275

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

you can't rush getting booty, it will come as you grow and develop. it just happens, i just got my first piece of booty last month and let me tell you, it was great. but it doesn't come easy, booty gear is stuck on the wall for a reason. good luck son, but remember to use protection.


kimmyt


Jul 2, 2004, 6:48 AM
Post #4 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 4546

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Not always. My partner found a booty nut the other day on the first pitch of an easy 5.3 at the GUnks. It wasn't even stuck, it came loose as soon as he grabbed it.

Manna from the heavens.

K.


ntu_soca


Jul 2, 2004, 6:58 AM
Post #5 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Oct 8, 2003
Posts: 83

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

If your hanging at tahquiz, the booty will come!


far_east_climber


Jul 2, 2004, 7:05 AM
Post #6 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Sep 30, 2003
Posts: 873

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Last time I went for booty, I stuck my hand in the crack, fished around inside for a bit and got my hand slapped by her.


sarcat


Jul 2, 2004, 7:07 AM
Post #7 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jan 22, 2004
Posts: 1560

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Had to leave a booty once. She was perfect with nice supple curves and an ominous flick from time to time that drove me wild. Didn't leave her in a hard place but we had to part ways because of my non-potency that day. :cry: For whom ever finds her use her with love the way I couldn't.


rwaltermyer


Jul 2, 2004, 7:13 AM
Post #8 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Aug 9, 2001
Posts: 1059

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to stray out topic... :lol:


gravitytheory


Jul 2, 2004, 7:17 AM
Post #9 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Sep 12, 2003
Posts: 261

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

www.becomeaplayer.com

Stumbled across this one whilst looking for an analysis of body-language for a psychology class. Ladies, any comments on the (most comical) analysis of interpersonal psychology available on this most academically rigorous information site?


thegreytradster


Jul 2, 2004, 7:59 AM
Post #10 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jul 7, 2003
Posts: 2151

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

In reply to:
If your hanging at tahquiz, the booty will come!

Two ovals, and a brand new Trango Cam so far this year. Keep it up kids, I can always use the gear.


nirvana


Jul 2, 2004, 8:05 AM
Post #11 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jun 3, 2004
Posts: 138

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

In reply to:
Ladies, any comments on the (most comical) analysis of interpersonal psychology available on this most academically rigorous information site?

One of the best things about men who climb is that they generally have better things to do than attempt that idiotic "playa" stuff. I'd like to see some of those cool players up on a tough multipitch. Now there's a funny thought!


mountainchick82


Jul 2, 2004, 8:10 AM
Post #12 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Feb 20, 2004
Posts: 493

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

omg...hahaha..funny site. if any guys go by this well... :shock:


ntu_soca


Jul 2, 2004, 8:37 AM
Post #13 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Oct 8, 2003
Posts: 83

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

In reply to:
Two ovals, and a brand new Trango Cam so far this year. Keep it up kids, I can always use the gear.

This year I've already got 2 crabs, 2 nuts, and a big cam. All on different routes. Keep up the bailing guys.


sarcat


Jul 2, 2004, 8:44 AM
Post #14 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jan 22, 2004
Posts: 1560

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Rockclimber chapter 7 verse 2:

"The climber leaveth hence. The climber taketh away"


metakinjo


Jul 2, 2004, 8:57 AM
Post #15 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jun 4, 2004
Posts: 56

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

ROFLMAO...and I thought you were talking about a real female. LOL...I mean I knew what you were talking about the whole time. Buried treasure right? Gaarrrrrrrrrr.


flipnfall


Jul 2, 2004, 9:06 AM
Post #16 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: May 18, 2004
Posts: 717

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Here's some booties for you

http://store.babycenter.com/.../23469_200292_md.jpg

GT


sarcat


Jul 2, 2004, 9:10 AM
Post #17 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jan 22, 2004
Posts: 1560

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Or bootie for you
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/...ri/V222543_CROP1.jpg


madmax


Jul 2, 2004, 9:12 AM
Post #18 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Oct 23, 2003
Posts: 354

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

A measly little stopper ain't really scoring booty; it's kinda like getting a goodnight kiss. Now a cam, on the other hand, is like.... :)


rwaltermyer


Jul 2, 2004, 10:56 AM
Post #19 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Aug 9, 2001
Posts: 1059

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

In reply to:
A measly little stopper ain't really scoring booty; it's kinda like getting a goodnight kiss. Now a cam, on the other hand, is like.... :)

hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: Classic.


barrel


Jul 2, 2004, 12:51 PM
Post #20 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jan 4, 2004
Posts: 46

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

if you want a cam and you're at tahquitz, hit up coffin nail. there's a light green cam, maybe an HB?, shoved so far in that crack that... well, let's just not go there.

anyway, you'll need a few extra tools to get it, me and my nut tool were unsuccessful.

it was there as of tuesday, 6/30


ntu_soca


Jul 2, 2004, 1:01 PM
Post #21 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Oct 8, 2003
Posts: 83

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

I tried to get that cam on coffin nail also, I worked on it for probably 5 min. I think it's a DMM. It will come out soon, it probably won't make it threw the weekend.


ricardol


Jul 2, 2004, 1:10 PM
Post #22 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Nov 11, 2002
Posts: 1050

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

sometimes you get some bootie --

sometimes you have to give up some bootie ..

.. i also thought this was going to be a post that should have gone in the "Random Encounters" section of craigslist

-- ricardo


chodeman


Jul 2, 2004, 1:17 PM
Post #23 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Feb 23, 2004
Posts: 67

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

In reply to:
my friends, who just kept getting crabs.

your friends have crabs that sucks for them lol (sorry i had to say it)


Partner angry


Jul 2, 2004, 3:26 PM
Post #24 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jul 21, 2003
Posts: 8405

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Last weekend I got 2 brand new 4 ft slings, a locking biner, 2 non lockers and a stopper. I ended up needing to leave one biner. Not a bad trade.

I haven't scored a cam yet this year. 3 is my best cam score for a single season, I'd like to at least match that this year.


thegreytradster


Jul 2, 2004, 3:36 PM
Post #25 of 57 (6727 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Jul 7, 2003
Posts: 2151

Re: Will I ever score some booty? [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Easyest one was last winter at J tree 3 brand new tripple length slings with the price tags still on 'em on a Cats Paw Acacia (gotch'a bush) Near the Atlantis wall.

note to self, do Coffin Nail this weekend and bring "the engineer" as second. :wink:

First page Previous page 1 2 3 Next page Last page  View All

Forums : Climbing Disciplines : Trad Climbing

 


Search for (options)

Log In:

Username:
Password: Remember me:

Go Register
Go Lost Password?



Follow us on Twiter Become a Fan on Facebook