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goodwill
Jul 2, 2004, 6:56 AM
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Last weekend, while climbing Whodunit at Tahquitz, I narrowly missed my first chance to score a piece of booty. I was just cruising along when I spotted her: petite, slender, but she appeared to be totally unattached. I approached and took a closer look. She definitely looked available for the taking. So I went for it. 8^) As I prodded and toyed with her, she loosened up quite a bit, and I just knew I would get her! I got so excited at the prospect of finally scoring some booty. :D Sure, she wasn't the greatest looking thing in the world, but it would be better than some of my friends, who just kept getting crabs. But when I tried to make the final move, she just wouldn't budge. I prodded gently at first, but to no avail. I tried being more forceful, and she still refused. I went back and forth, tried every subtle move I could think of, but alas, she just wouldn't be mine. After what seemed like hours, I finally gave up, and went on my way. :( Perhaps patience and persistence are the virtues I lack. As far as I know, she's still there, just waiting for a man (or woman?) with just the right moves to come and sweep her away.
(Since I know people will ask, it was on the very last pitch of Whodunit, just as the route starts to go between the two sections of the big roof. The piece was a small nut, about the size of a #4 stopper... nothing to cry over, but I'm still a booty virgin. It's probably also not worth climbing so many pitches for, but the climb is certainly worth doing, booty or not. Stellar route.)
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adamecks
Jul 2, 2004, 12:14 PM
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Anyone?
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pawilkes
Jul 2, 2004, 12:32 PM
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you can't rush getting booty, it will come as you grow and develop. it just happens, i just got my first piece of booty last month and let me tell you, it was great. but it doesn't come easy, booty gear is stuck on the wall for a reason. good luck son, but remember to use protection.
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kimmyt
Jul 2, 2004, 1:48 PM
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Not always. My partner found a booty nut the other day on the first pitch of an easy 5.3 at the GUnks. It wasn't even stuck, it came loose as soon as he grabbed it.
Manna from the heavens.
K.
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ntu_soca
Jul 2, 2004, 1:58 PM
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If your hanging at tahquiz, the booty will come!
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far_east_climber
Jul 2, 2004, 2:05 PM
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Last time I went for booty, I stuck my hand in the crack, fished around inside for a bit and got my hand slapped by her.
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sarcat
Jul 2, 2004, 2:07 PM
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Had to leave a booty once. She was perfect with nice supple curves and an ominous flick from time to time that drove me wild. Didn't leave her in a hard place but we had to part ways because of my non-potency that day. :cry: For whom ever finds her use her with love the way I couldn't.
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rwaltermyer
Jul 2, 2004, 2:13 PM
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I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to stray out topic... :lol:
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gravitytheory
Jul 2, 2004, 2:17 PM
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www.becomeaplayer.com
Stumbled across this one whilst looking for an analysis of body-language for a psychology class. Ladies, any comments on the (most comical) analysis of interpersonal psychology available on this most academically rigorous information site?
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thegreytradster
Jul 2, 2004, 2:59 PM
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In reply to: If your hanging at tahquiz, the booty will come!
Two ovals, and a brand new Trango Cam so far this year. Keep it up kids, I can always use the gear.
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nirvana
Jul 2, 2004, 3:05 PM
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In reply to: Ladies, any comments on the (most comical) analysis of interpersonal psychology available on this most academically rigorous information site?
One of the best things about men who climb is that they generally have better things to do than attempt that idiotic "playa" stuff. I'd like to see some of those cool players up on a tough multipitch. Now there's a funny thought!
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mountainchick82
Jul 2, 2004, 3:10 PM
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omg...hahaha..funny site. if any guys go by this well... :shock:
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ntu_soca
Jul 2, 2004, 3:37 PM
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In reply to: Two ovals, and a brand new Trango Cam so far this year. Keep it up kids, I can always use the gear.
This year I've already got 2 crabs, 2 nuts, and a big cam. All on different routes. Keep up the bailing guys.
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sarcat
Jul 2, 2004, 3:44 PM
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Rockclimber chapter 7 verse 2:
"The climber leaveth hence. The climber taketh away"
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metakinjo
Jul 2, 2004, 3:57 PM
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ROFLMAO...and I thought you were talking about a real female. LOL...I mean I knew what you were talking about the whole time. Buried treasure right? Gaarrrrrrrrrr.
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madmax
Jul 2, 2004, 4:12 PM
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A measly little stopper ain't really scoring booty; it's kinda like getting a goodnight kiss. Now a cam, on the other hand, is like.... :)
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rwaltermyer
Jul 2, 2004, 5:56 PM
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In reply to: A measly little stopper ain't really scoring booty; it's kinda like getting a goodnight kiss. Now a cam, on the other hand, is like.... :)
hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: Classic.
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barrel
Jul 2, 2004, 7:51 PM
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if you want a cam and you're at tahquitz, hit up coffin nail. there's a light green cam, maybe an HB?, shoved so far in that crack that... well, let's just not go there.
anyway, you'll need a few extra tools to get it, me and my nut tool were unsuccessful.
it was there as of tuesday, 6/30
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ntu_soca
Jul 2, 2004, 8:01 PM
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I tried to get that cam on coffin nail also, I worked on it for probably 5 min. I think it's a DMM. It will come out soon, it probably won't make it threw the weekend.
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ricardol
Jul 2, 2004, 8:10 PM
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sometimes you get some bootie --
sometimes you have to give up some bootie ..
.. i also thought this was going to be a post that should have gone in the "Random Encounters" section of craigslist
-- ricardo
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chodeman
Jul 2, 2004, 8:17 PM
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In reply to: my friends, who just kept getting crabs.
your friends have crabs that sucks for them lol (sorry i had to say it)
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angry
Jul 2, 2004, 10:26 PM
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Last weekend I got 2 brand new 4 ft slings, a locking biner, 2 non lockers and a stopper. I ended up needing to leave one biner. Not a bad trade.
I haven't scored a cam yet this year. 3 is my best cam score for a single season, I'd like to at least match that this year.
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thegreytradster
Jul 2, 2004, 10:36 PM
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Easyest one was last winter at J tree 3 brand new tripple length slings with the price tags still on 'em on a Cats Paw Acacia (gotch'a bush) Near the Atlantis wall.
note to self, do Coffin Nail this weekend and bring "the engineer" as second. :wink:
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