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kimmyt
Aug 19, 2004, 6:07 PM
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*ducks and runs*
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coach
Aug 19, 2004, 6:08 PM
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Does a bear sh_t in a bar????? :shock:
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jumpingrock
Aug 19, 2004, 6:12 PM
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Hey did you hear about the bear that drank 36 beers @ a campsite???
Musta been a hell of a hangover, and ptpp wouldn't shoot him, and he like Rainer beer...
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overlord
Aug 19, 2004, 6:13 PM
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and asks for another beer :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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coach
Aug 19, 2004, 6:35 PM
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PTPP would have shot him if it was his beer! :x
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climber_chick
Aug 19, 2004, 6:36 PM
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and says "ouch".
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kachoong
Aug 19, 2004, 11:22 PM
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In reply to: *ducks and runs*
I don't get it :?
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kimmyt
Aug 20, 2004, 12:44 AM
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Ouch.
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newbierockstar
Aug 20, 2004, 12:47 AM
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...and says "Bartender, I'll have a gin and..............tonic"
and the bartender says "What's with the pause?"
and the bear says "Oh, nothin', I was born with 'em"......
:lol:
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newbierockstar
Aug 20, 2004, 12:48 AM
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A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bartender here?".....
get it? bartender....bar tender....termites eat woo.....nevermind.... :roll:
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kachoong
Aug 20, 2004, 12:48 AM
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In reply to: "Whaddaya mean, bears on drugs? I haven't taken any drugs!" Barkeep says, "Oh, yeah, what about that bar-b!tch-you-ate?"
:lol: ....I get that one.....
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kachoong
Aug 20, 2004, 12:50 AM
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In reply to: A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bartender here?"..... get it? bartender....bar tender....termites eat woo.....nevermind.... :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
...a grasshopper walks into a bar and the barman says "did you know there's a drink named after you?" and the grasshopper replies "What, Eric?"
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rendog
Aug 20, 2004, 2:03 AM
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a priest, a rabbi and a blonde all walk into a bar
the bartender says " what is this some kinda joke?"
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calamity_chk
Aug 20, 2004, 2:11 AM
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In reply to: a priest, a rabbi and a blonde all walk into a bar the bartender says " what is this some kinda joke?"
ba dum dum
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kachoong
Aug 20, 2004, 2:14 AM
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In reply to: a priest, a rabbi and a blonde all walk into a bar the bartender says " what is this some kinda joke?"
Is this a kind of joke?...... :wink: ....... ha ha ha ha ha LMAO
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curt
Aug 20, 2004, 2:16 AM
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump next to each other in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit, "excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replies, "why no, not really."
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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rendog
Aug 20, 2004, 2:18 AM
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In reply to: A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump next to each other in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "why no, not really." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
and thank you eddy murphy for that one.. I think that will remain with me 'till I die
still funny too
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curt
Aug 20, 2004, 2:21 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump next to each other in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "why no, not really." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. and thank you eddy murphy for that one.. I think that will remain with me 'till I die still funny too
That one goes back far before Eddie Murphy told it, though he did use it in Delirious.
Curt
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kachoong
Aug 20, 2004, 2:47 AM
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...this one's a bit lame, but it's got a bear in it.....
A hunter slinks into the forest in search of prey, and he spies himself a bear over a yonder. He shoots a bullet towards the bear and of course it just deflects off its tough skin, causing the bear to amble over towards the hunter, stand up and have a bit of a yarn to the gob-smacked hunter……the bear growls “If you do that again, I’m gonna come right over here again and f*&% you up the arse”……
Well, the hunter is a little taken back by the bears response and runs off quite back home and within an hour has returned with his M-16, ready to pounce on this cheeky bear and get ‘im…… He aims and fires, missing the bear by inches and of course has the bear running towards him, bending him over and f*&%ing him up the arse……
You’d think the hunter finally learned a lesson, but after his ‘bush-bashing’ he escapes and soon returns with a grenade, ready to blow this sucker…… He throws the grenade, it explodes forming a large crater but the bear is no-where to be seen…… he quickly turns around and sees the bear standing there and it growls again “Right, that’s it mate, I’ve told you and I thought you’d learn… so bend on over”. The bear gives it to him again……
The hunter disappears, back home of course and collects his rocket launcher, stumbles back into the woods and searches for the bear…… he finds him alright…. Waiting….. and a great long line of other bears behind him…… and the bear growls “You don’t come here for the hunting do you?”
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