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sapphire
Sep 30, 2004, 5:24 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: was this from My Cousin Vinny? No. Bennicio Del Torro is in it as well as James Caan.
oh. I've got no clue then. :?
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dr_feelgood
Sep 30, 2004, 10:29 AM
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KURTZ
Look into the jungle. You can't --
it's too terrible. You have to
smear yourself with warpaint to
look at it -- you have to be a
cannibal.
(whispered)
That's why warpaint was invented.
Then it becomes your jungle.
Willard shoots himself in the arm with the morphine.
WILLARD
How did we get here?
KURTZ
Because of all the things we do,
the thing we do best -- is lie.
WILLARD
I think think a lie stinks.
KURTZ
Oh Captain, that is so true.
WILLARD
Stinks. I could never figure --
(he drinks from
the canteen)
I could never figure how they
can teach boys how to bomb villages
with napalm -- and not let them
write the word 'f**k' on their
airplanes.
Willard drinks more of the LSD water.
KURTZ
(angrily)
You could never figure it because
it doesn't make sense.
WILLARD
F**k no.
KURTZ
I'll tell you what makes sense !
Air strikes ! White Phosphorus !
Napalm ! We'll bomb the shit out
of them if they don't do what
we want.
WILLARD
We'll exterminate the f**kers !
Should be easy if you managed to stay awake long enough to see this part of the movie.
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 12:06 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: was this from My Cousin Vinny? No. Bennicio Del Torro is in it as well as James Caan. oh. I've got no clue then. :?
It's called "The Way of the Gun." It's the second film written by "The Usual Suspects" screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie. Scott Wilson is also in the film, who is a very fine actor incidentally. If you haven't seen it, definitely rent it. It's unusual to say the least and the main characters are fairly comical in their stupidity, despite being very capable thugs.
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slablizard
Sep 30, 2004, 4:23 PM
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Apocalypse Now :twisted: (seen redux?)
In reply to: KURTZ Look into the jungle. You can't -- it's too terrible. You have to smear yourself with warpaint to look at it -- you have to be a cannibal. (whispered) That's why warpaint was invented. Then it becomes your jungle. Willard shoots himself in the arm with the morphine. WILLARD How did we get here? KURTZ Because of all the things we do, the thing we do best -- is lie. WILLARD I think think a lie stinks. KURTZ Oh Captain, that is so true. WILLARD Stinks. I could never figure -- (he drinks from the canteen) I could never figure how they can teach boys how to bomb villages with napalm -- and not let them write the word 'f**k' on their airplanes. Willard drinks more of the LSD water. KURTZ (angrily) You could never figure it because it doesn't make sense. WILLARD F**k no. KURTZ I'll tell you what makes sense ! Air strikes ! White Phosphorus ! Napalm ! We'll bomb the s--- out of them if they don't do what we want. WILLARD We'll exterminate the f**kers ! Should be easy if you managed to stay awake long enough to see this part of the movie. |
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slablizard
Sep 30, 2004, 4:25 PM
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20.
36 CONTINUED: (3) 36
WILLIE (CONT'D)
(whispered to the kid)
...Let it go, you little bastard.
KID
It's not real.
WILLIE
It was real. The hair fell out when
I got sick.
KID
How'd you get sick?
WILLIE
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
KID
Mrs. Santa?
WILLIE
No, her sister.
(whispers through
clenched teeth)
Let the fucking thing go.
KID
What's it like at the North Pole?
WILLIE
Like the suburbs.
KID
Which one?
WILLIE
Apache Junction. What the fuck do
you care?
Willie shoves the Kid:
WILLIE (CONT'D)
Get the hell off my lap.
The Kid backs away, looking at him.
KID
You are really Santa, right?
WILLIE
No. No, I'm an accountant. I wear
this as a fucking fashion thing.
(CONTINUED)
Awesome movie :lol:
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 4:34 PM
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Bad Santa
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winter
Sep 30, 2004, 5:07 PM
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that was the best movie I saw last year, I almost peed myself in the theatre it was so funny.
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superdiamonddave
Sep 30, 2004, 5:25 PM
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Here's one:
"What we've got here is a fine specimen of pure Alabama black snake and it ain't too G-d@amned buku!"
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slablizard
Sep 30, 2004, 5:35 PM
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Not Kill Bill 2 right?
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 5:46 PM
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In reply to: Here's one: "What we've got here is a fine specimen of pure Alabama black snake and it ain't too G-d@amned buku!"
Full Metal Jacket.
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jumpingrock
Sep 30, 2004, 5:48 PM
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Here's One!
"Inconcievable!"
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 5:50 PM
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In reply to: Here's One! "Inconcievable!"
We already had "The Princes Bride." New one, please.
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bumblie
Sep 30, 2004, 5:51 PM
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"My boy says he can eat 50 eggs.... he can eat 50 eggs!"
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 5:53 PM
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Here's one that just came out:
Man on car: "I am a professional."
Creasey: "Now, you see everyone keeps saying "I'm a professional." And I'm getting tired of hearing that."
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superdiamonddave
Sep 30, 2004, 5:58 PM
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In reply to: "My boy says he can eat 50 eggs.... he can eat 50 eggs!"
Cool Hand Luke!
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superdiamonddave
Sep 30, 2004, 6:12 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Here's one: "What we've got here is a fine specimen of pure Alabama black snake and it ain't too G-d@amned buku!" Full Metal Jacket.
Bingo!
Here's another one:
"Whew, that was a close one. We just d@mned near lost a four hundred dollar hand-car."
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mazzystr
Sep 30, 2004, 6:59 PM
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Name that movie in two lines....
Betty: First a joke. What do you get when you cross a bungee cord and an owl?
Betty: Myyyyyy aaaaaaassssssss...nyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhh
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 8:46 PM
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In reply to: Here's another one: "Whew, that was a close one. We just d@mned near lost a four hundred dollar hand-car."
Blazing Saddles.
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timstich
Sep 30, 2004, 8:49 PM
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Here's one with the same actor:
"In them you will find: One .45 caliber automatic and box of ammunition... 100 dollars in rubles, 100 dollars in gold, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
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superdiamonddave
Sep 30, 2004, 9:11 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Here's another one: "Whew, that was a close one. We just d@mned near lost a four hundred dollar hand-car." Blazing Saddles.
You are correct!
Try this one:
"We raped their horses... And rode off on their women.
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superdiamonddave
Sep 30, 2004, 9:12 PM
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In reply to: Here's one with the same actor: "In them you will find: One .45 caliber automatic and box of ammunition... 100 dollars in rubles, 100 dollars in gold, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
I don't recall that movie... I'm clueless. :?
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slablizard
Sep 30, 2004, 9:12 PM
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Doc Strangelove? :lol:
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timstich
Oct 1, 2004, 2:42 PM
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In reply to: Doc Strangelove? :lol:
You know it.
"It's that the whole point of the doomsday device...is lost..IF YOU KEEP IT A SECRET."
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marcallain
Oct 1, 2004, 3:36 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Here's another one: "Whew, that was a close one. We just d@mned near lost a four hundred dollar hand-car." Blazing Saddles. You are correct! Try this one: "We raped their horses... And rode off on their women.
Three Amigos?? I think. Sounds familiar...
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marcallain
Oct 1, 2004, 3:40 PM
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Here's one...
--How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?--
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