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josephgdawson
Nov 30, 2004, 6:43 AM
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Pimp Nigger at the Gorge near Bishop, CA. It was so offensive I had to laugh.
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boulderinemt
Nov 30, 2004, 4:11 PM
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lets see...theres cracksters unite (dwight bishop) and theres a few that i have done... chicken sh!t, overprotective (named for my mother and her fear of me on highballs) return of the chicken, beernuts and copenhagen, stem cell research ummmm ummmm ummmm i can probably think of more later. just my contribution to the wierd names
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tradman
Nov 30, 2004, 4:53 PM
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Gorilla, Silverback and King Kong, 3 increasingly difficult problems on the same block at dumby.
:wink:
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drproctor
Nov 30, 2004, 11:59 PM
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This one caught me by surprise at Chandler Park in Tulsa OK:
Gargle my Butt Gravy
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upliftmofo
Dec 1, 2004, 10:04 PM
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the great white lobster - dover island, nova scotia
the bloody kling-on - some island of terrance bay
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moonflower
Dec 1, 2004, 10:41 PM
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I always wanted to name a problem "This spanked Chuck" - I guess you'd have to know Chuck to think that's appropriate.
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crackmd
Dec 1, 2004, 11:14 PM
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Piss Crack at Jtree named because frequenters of the campsite where the boulder lies are too lazy to walk 75 feet to the outhouse when nature calls at night.
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iclimbtoo
Dec 1, 2004, 11:27 PM
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Better than sex?
As of now, I would definitely say that it could be in some cases... :lol:
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yamama
Dec 2, 2004, 1:06 AM
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Ok. don't get mad at me b/c these aren't bouldering prob's but they are Sport climbs in Arkansas. One is "This ain't my first rodeo", "Wet Dreams", "Spanking the Manky", "Sarah's Crack", "New tatoo" (only b/c you get like 10 new scars from climbing it, and they arn't small eather), "Flaming Piss", "White Lightning" and "Bubba's last dance".
There are alot more good new climbs but can't remember them... and again sorry they arn't boulders.
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raftaa
Dec 2, 2004, 7:57 AM
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La vengeance du marron - Chironico/ Switzerland
something like: "the vengeance of the buckeye/ conker" (don't know the word)... you will know why this is funny, when you did your first "sit-down" start in chironico :(
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ladsquared
Dec 2, 2004, 6:32 PM
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there is a problem somewhere in southern illinois named jennifer anniston.
i like hearing guys say, "i got jennifer anniston" - i get a chuckle out of it.
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sevrdhed
Dec 3, 2004, 4:34 PM
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My favorite has to be Trents mom in Joes valley, simply because I have a good friend named Trent who happens to have a super hot mom. I can't wait to do that problem so I can brag about it :lol:
Steve
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flatlandsclimber
Dec 3, 2004, 4:52 PM
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Slingin' it for the Crack Rock
Extra Crimpy Chicken
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livingtheedge
Dec 4, 2004, 5:16 AM
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No strings attached... not really that funny but i thought it was a cool name for a boulder problem
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ron_burgandy
Dec 4, 2004, 7:30 AM
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Ms. Palmers Roadside Attraction
Twisted Testicle
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tangboy
Dec 5, 2004, 3:54 PM
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i would have to say some of my favorites are from
HP 40 AL...
1. muff diver
2. Pocket Pool
3. Inspect Her Gadget
4. Pope in a Cowboy Hat
5. Panty Shields
6. Grab Me
7. Getcha Some
Rocktown TN...
1. The Vagina
2. Kirk the Roach
seems like most of these you only get if a. you're a pervert b. your high or c. a pervert whos high!
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gumby519
Dec 6, 2004, 6:48 PM
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1. Five finger fistin' (it had a fist jam with it)
2. You're Mom (all mom jokes are used, also includes a hold shaped like a "G" )
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ron_jeremy
Dec 9, 2004, 5:10 PM
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1-Soak it in cider...project
2-Hot Dickens Cider...project
3-Resin Fingers..crimpy testpiece finally sent after a scraping session
4-White Rastafarian...J-Tree highball classic
5-Useful as a poopy flavored lollipop...brand new project
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rocksonthebrain
Dec 9, 2004, 5:53 PM
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I remember reading about one called
"Inching The Crack" on a formation called "Jumbo's Bum"
I think it's in J Tree or England somewhere.
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drunkenmaster
Dec 9, 2004, 5:56 PM
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Uranus is one of the funniest names i ever heard! - what fun we have with uranus!
"uranus is wet and dirty"
"i hurt my finger doing uranus"
..well never stop having fun with uranus!
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estherator
Dec 9, 2004, 6:09 PM
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The pope's penis (a route on a spire that looks just like...you guessed it!)
Teenage wet enema nurses in bondage
Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker
Devil's Butthole
Daily Dick Dose
I could go on and on
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kdchampion
Dec 10, 2004, 2:03 PM
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Well, i know it asked for bouldering, but i'm going to go with names in general. Up in Marquette, MI (da UP eh?) there are a couple mountain bike trails call "Your Mom" and "Your Sister".
It kind of fun to just say that you went down on Your Mom or Your sister. (Nasty downhill riding)!!!
No pun or shot against your mom or sister intended with that last one :? :wink: :lol:
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Dec 10, 2004, 5:28 PM
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CumSlot 5.10c
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NorthFace
Indian Rocks, Berkeley, CA
and well, there is almsot always a 'donkey dick' at each crag/bouldering area..
aren't climbers so pleasently perverse ;)
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upliftmofo
Dec 11, 2004, 12:08 AM
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i think it pretty cool that two of the problems mentioned in this thread are named after frank zappa songs;
titties and beer
cruisin' for burgers
which even more ironically (i think) happen to be back to back on a frank live album! far out man
if the problems are as cool as the songs.....we'll i gotta go climb 'em!
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friktion
Dec 17, 2004, 5:29 PM
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Problem at my gym "this snow tastes funny" marked with yellow tape.
Friktion
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