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Profile : mikedano
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Registered: Dec 19, 2001, 11:18 PM
Last Logon: May 25, 2010, 4:43 PM
Posts: 388 (0.0 per day)
Local Time: May 23, 2024, 3:09 AM
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Personal Profile
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Name:
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Mike Dano
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy--the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 an Austrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum–-it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it. I then took up climbing to silence the naysayers and malcontents.
Pretty standard, really.
Dude.
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Climbing Profile
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Skills:
Lead | Follow
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Denver
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Colorado
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United States
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