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BURT BRONSON: THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS CLIMBER (view)

HI EVERYONE. BURT BRONSON HERE. THIS IS ME, BURT BRONSON, AFTER GETTING DOWN FROM A SERIOUS ONE DAY WINTER SOLO OF THE PATAGONIA TRAVERSE. (FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH TO BE IN THE KNOW, THESE ARE: THE NORTH TOWER [VIA THE MONZINO], THE CENTRAL TOWER [VIA THE BONINGTON-WHILLANS], AND THE SOUTH TOWER [VIA THE ASTI ROUTEZENITH]). I PERSONALLY THOUGHT THE HARDEST CLIMBING WAS 5.6ISH AND WOULD LIKE TO NOTE MY TOTAL TIME FROM CAMPAMENTO JAPANESE TO CAMPAMENTO JAPANESE WAS 5 HOURS 24 MINUTES AND 54 SECONDS. A PRETTY GOOD TIME, BUT I THINK WITH A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS TRAINING I CAN BEST IT BY AT LEAST 2 HOURS. ANYWAY, I AM THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS CLIMBER AS MOST OF YOU ALREADY KNOW. I HAVE MADE MANY SERIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS TO THE MAN SPORT OF CLIMBING. I AM ONE OF THE RARE BREED. I AM ONE OF THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SERIOUS. I AM MAN AND I BRING SERIOUSNESS TO ALL MANKIND. I AM PUSHING FOR A MOVEMENT TO RID OUR SPORT OF THE INFLUENCE OF WOMEN AND GIRLY BOYS. I BELIEVE A WOMANS PLACE IS IN THE HOME. ROCK CLIMBING IS MAN-WORK. SEWING AND COOKING AND PLEASURING THE MAN IS WOMAN-WORK. THIS DE-JOHN WAYNE-ESQNESS THAT IS TAKING HOLD IN CLIMBING IS CREATING AN OVER BOLTING OF ROCK, OVER STICKERING OF CARS, AND OVER SEWING OF SYNTHETIC 'SPORTS' WEAR. MEN, WE NEED TO PULL TOGETHER AND BUILD A COALITION. A COALITION OF THE WILLING TO SUPRESS THESE PEOPLE FROM OUR SERIOUS MAN SPORT OF CLIMBING. PLEASE PM ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE INFORMATION OF THIS MOVEMENT THAT IS TAKING HOLD ACROSS THE MORE SERIOUS CRAGS OF THE WORLD. BURT BRONSON THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS CLIMBER

Submitted by: burtbronson on 2003-06-25 | Views: 3351