Photos by orgazmaguido

First of a sequence. Bouldery move through the crux. (Check out the pop later on!)

Second of the sequence. Bunching the legs up, gritting teeth,ooooh it's all happening.

Third in the sequence. Stuck the move now to get to the good stuff on the left.

Now things start getting interesting. Over the crux but where to now? Note the right hand... hehehe.

Garth pops off into the trees. I don't mean to go out on a limb but... *groan* Garth you're barking up the wrong tree... *gag* Garth happens upon a new branch of sport climbing... ok I'll stop now.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice! Almost lands on my girlfriend's head. You can't see her because she's crawling into the cave trying to avoid having her head kicked off. Good belaying though. Pity about the shadows.

Back on the rock and fairing much better.

Here's a sequence of Garth well you know... falling. Lady of Lorien, 5.11a, Chosspile, Hartebeespoort, South Africa.

Here's Garth getting some BIG AIR on Lady of Lorien 5.11a at The Chosspile, Hartebeespoort, South Africa. NIIIIIIIIIIICE!!! Photo by me. Pop by him.

Wide shot of the North Dome, of Welington's Dome. Owned by a local farmer who named the slab after his favourite drink Welington's VO Brandy. Great 140m route up obvious crack feature.

First pitch a 25m, 5.10a. Garth and Steve started they are the black specks. Jono and me followed. Seperate ropes. Steve made a lot of noise on this climb!!!

Steve's doing some photogenic posing. (Note the rope!) But somewhere close to the middle of Big Dreamers. The okes below are Jono and me sweating in our shoes whilst Garth conducts his photo shoot.

If I remember correctly this is a hanging stance. There are a few on this route AND it gets unbelievably HOT. Be warned, we climbed this in winter and suffered. So wear your most comfy shoes and take water and snax. Really long sports multi-pitch.

Yip a nice and comfy belay spot. Stoked! This stance is one pitch before the 5.10d and 5.11b crux. Which is probably more difficult now that Ogie has scuffed of some the best holds. *groan*

Note the time of day!!! We started climbing this at 09h00 and topped out at sundown. Be warned this is a LONG route and some mates of mine have run into trouble. Rapping in the dark, not fun.

Shot by Garth 'roache' of Gary 'orgazmaguido' pulling through a long move on the nicely sustained 'Shortcut to Mushrooms' 21 at Chosspile, Hartebeespoort Dam, South Africa.

This is a short but pretty sweet 21 at Flying is Fun, Boven, South Africa. Photo by Garth. The pretty desperate climber is Gary.