Photos by pyrohalfronium-hozer

It’s all the rage. My newest pneumatic cannon decided to see if one young cucumber was up to the challenge. The challenge to joist Lord Beaverbrook High School at 350 fps! The results, a hole through the brick wall and one proud cucumber (I wish). Now I need to get hold of a scanner so I can get some climbing pics onto here (I have no digital ones).

Sorry I don't have any digital climbing photos yet, this picture is from my camcorder. Basically, this is my third pneumatic cannon I have made, and as the name suggests it uses pressurized air to launch projectiles of various sizes monumental distances. Here I'm lobbing a can of pop. My long-term goal is to break the sound barrier by projecting a cow or a tub full of swine of estimated mass a hippo-and-a-half (Yummmmmmmmm, swine). Of course, these will be flight capable livestock with wings, rocket powered appendages, or capes; so there is no worry about them getting puddingasized on the landing.

Sorry I don't have any digital climbing photos yet, this picture is from my camcorder. Basically, this is my third pneumatic cannon I have made, and as the name suggests it uses pressurized air to launch projectiles of various sizes large distances. Here it is shooting a golf ball (which cleared the school ground and traveled about 400m) *No children, elderly, banyan trees or Arraigns have been harmed in this sport.

I attempted to describe most of myself in one photo since I just got my digital camcorder and I have no digital pitures of me climbing yet. The result was a lot of clutter and an unaesthetic hozer playing guitar. Included in this photo is some climbing, paddling, telemark, and snowboarding gear, as well as a box full of topo maps and two pneumatic cannons. If I where to try this stunt again I think I would take a picture of a grape... No, a soy bean with a halfro.