Just like I feel oh-so-tempted to key the minivan or slash the tires, I want to slice the rope in half... I'm not asking for advice on how to handle either situation, I don't give a shit about what you think I should do... don't be surprised to find it in a knotted heap at the bottom of the cliff, with a little note that says "with love"

Driveway, buy a tow strap and put them on the street .

What did I say about suggestions or advice?

What did I say about suggestions or advice?

Easy then don't rant and leave a link to the rant . HELLO, it's not your personal diary.

But I thought it was all about Kartessa?

Explain how I can type in a lower volume so not to disturb you.



Stfu. Implies shut the f up right?


It was clearly pointed out we are not talking, but writeing, I'm confused again.


Is it possible shut the type up?

What did I say about suggestions or advice?

You thought you could post on the internet, not to mention rc.com, and not get suggestions or advice? Oh my.

Think of it as a disclaimer... Those who insist on offering unsolicited advice can suck my big, fat, throbbing forearm.

Think of it as a disclaimer... Those who insist on offering unsolicited advice can suck my big, fat, throbbing forearm.

Considering the number of sick, twisted, devious minds that post here, you are missing an opportunity to solve your problem and have fun with it.

I dont need anybody's help in being sick, twisted or devious... I'm plenty messed up on my own.

In that case, I pity your son and the numerous undiagnosed psychoses he is to suffer from.

In that case, I pity your son and the numerous undiagnosed psychoses he is to suffer from.

no reason to bring in family


not funny at all

You're right... I dont get why people always have to get personal.

You're right... I dont get why people always have to get personal.

I think a backhand is more like throwing a frisbee or swinging a baseball bat. A forehand shot is not nearly so natural, so where does it get it's power from? The wrist snap. You can take that to the bank.

Easy then don't rant and leave a link to the rant . HELLO, it's not your personal diary.

Incorrect. Many of us do not have twitter accounts or blogs, so we post it all here.

My suggestion would be to not read posts like the one in question. I didn't.

Yeah, but it's a well known and documented fact that you are an asshole.

Slander and lies! Everyone knows the camera internet adds 10lbs%

Just eat some bacon already.

Chad is all about personal.


Hey Chad, how is crazypetie doing? Is he out of house arrest yet?

When I was a little boy, my dad worked at the airport. There was a secuity guard named Jack there. My Dad was adamant that I always say "Hello" to jack, never "Hi".

I personally would have used my jeep and shoved the minivan out of my way.
Kartessa I recomend a tow strap and a big 4x4 truck. If your car or what ever you drive is not big enough to move soccer morons minivan than molitove coctail will allow you to remove extra weight until your car can move the reduced mnivan. Either way soccer moron will get the message.

I think it's really funny that she still lives with her parents.

In many cultures, multi-generational households are common.

In suburban Ontario? If you say so. At least you still get an allowance, I bet, huh? As long as you're home by 8:30 each evening I mean, of course.

In suburban Ontario? If you say so. At least you still get an allowance, I bet, huh? As long as you're home by 8:30 each evening I mean, of course.

I bet her mom has dinner on the table when she gets home and has to deal with that parking situation. If my casserole gets cold I'm going to be pissed!!

Can't you read? Multi-generational family... My GRANDMA makes dinner.

I kind of skimmed your rant because it was lame and bitchy... so you're saying there are 4 generations of you living there?

That sounds like hell.

Then stay out of my thread.

This ain't your driveway. I'll park where I want.

Then I'll have your ass towed...

Where's WW when you need her?

Then I'll have your ass towed...

Where's WW when you need her?

Ass "towed?" "Park in my driveway?"

Is this thread a euphemism for something?

It could be... who's asking?

A stretch limo owner.

Bacon, crispy sizzling bacon, it is so good, if I can park here I'll make ya some. Bacon bacon bacon yummy greasy bacon. Oh need a smoke after eating a few slices of bacon.

I have a green card. And a passport too.

I didn't know Ledge was black.

I think it's really funny that she still lives with her parents.

Then I'll have your ass towed...

Where's WW when you need her?

I joined, and I am here. Stop, breath, and think. Maybe, just maybe if stop throwing stones, none will be thrown back. It's just a thought, or you could go eat your troubles away with some nice crispy bacon, on a cheeseburger, with lettuce and tomato so the guilt doesn't hurt too much.

You're the one tossing stones around. Oddly enough you're only tossing them at Kartessa. Creepy Stalker.

mr. pot meet mr. kettle

You're the one tossing stones around. Oddly enough you're only tossing them at Kartessa. Creepy Stalker.

Its fun seeing the same 3 snipes over and over and over and over... God forbid he get creative.

I won't give it too long before he starts calling me a bad mother.

In that case, I pity your son and the numerous undiagnosed psychoses he is to suffer from.

Great thread. I'll bet Kartessa is a strict disciplinarian in real life:-) .

That isn't a complaint ma'am.

Excuse me!?

Or I could pour Drano in the gas tank.

you might end up with a chemical reaction.

try candles and chicken bones.

you might end up with a chemical reaction.

try candles and chicken bones.

Car vandalism is not Manly. You just don't fuck with another mans vehicle.

Luckily I don't have the balls.

It is true the Rules are different for women, which was why I responded to what's his nuts up there.

Still, fucking with someones car is pretty cowardly.

Only if you hide the fact that you did it.

I make it well known to that bitch that it's me fucking with her car. I think she thinks its a game at this point.

just get a trucker friend to park his semi in a way to block her in...

Or have something, not too heavy, just a small tank or sumtin, airdropped on the car.

Where's your C130 Hercules driver friend when you need one...?

I'd use my own, but it's in the shop

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