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holygecko
Apr 19, 2002, 12:31 PM
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I am saaving the name defloweration station for my first FA, my other name for a FA is junk mail from santa crux.
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rockjunkie
Apr 19, 2002, 12:33 PM
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My buddie and I were talking about new route names as we were reading the replies and I came up with
"Enchanted Gorilla Dong with a Twist of Limp Noodle"
Now I just have to make an FA
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holygecko
Apr 19, 2002, 12:33 PM
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rockjunkie is a bitch
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rockjunkie
Apr 19, 2002, 12:34 PM
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shut up derek
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holygecko
Apr 19, 2002, 12:35 PM
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I'd be alot better if you'd quit using my real name *with a black english accent*
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tim
Apr 19, 2002, 1:11 PM
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I always liked 'Float Like a Butterfly, Land like a Tomato' at Lake Willoughby, and 'Be Sharp or Be Flat' at Cathedral. Neither of them are *that* difficult but neither of them are totally safe either .
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inflight
Apr 19, 2002, 1:51 PM
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I'd slapo you but, Sh t splatters
Joshua Tree Route
[ This Message was edited by: inflight on 2002-04-19 06:52 ]
[ This Message was edited by: inflight on 2002-04-19 06:52 ]
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robscate
Apr 19, 2002, 11:51 PM
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Best name for a route, the 8' legend..
and noodles revenge
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polarwid
Apr 21, 2002, 7:43 PM
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Two routes on DENALI with the names McClod's Rib and CLOD Face...
Some Canadian climbers who were left out by the Calgary Mountain Club because it was felt they were not good enough called themselves the CLODS. They put up some vicious routes on DENALI...
CLOD stands for:
Calgary
Leftovers
On
Denali
Pretty cool stab at the "ELITE" Canadian climbers.
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tanderson
Apr 21, 2002, 11:21 PM
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Burning Balls - Breakneck Rocks, PA
I gave this route the name after spending 2 hrs cleaning the route with a brush. After 2 hrs of various brushing motions hanging in a harness, my balls we're litterally burning. Took several days to heal before I could get the redpoint. My most memorable F.A. to date.
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phil_nev
Apr 22, 2002, 1:03 AM
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The ultimate climb i want to free...
"Passport to insanity"
Thers also a death route next to it called
"ticket to retirment"
"welcome to barbados" 50 metere roof on natural gear
"have a nice flight" climbed with a bit of a runout
"punks in the gym"
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orestes1724
Apr 22, 2002, 1:25 AM
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not to offend anyone, but i want to name a route vanessa is a flammer. its not homophobic or anything its just an inside joke.
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polarwid
Apr 22, 2002, 6:01 PM
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I believe that is spelled FLAMER.
TALUS FOOD...at the GUNKS.
SO DESCRIPTIVE!!!
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daggerx
Apr 22, 2002, 6:15 PM
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2 more classic's to add to the list are....
Donkey Dick crag and Stinkfingersinda Crack
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dogen
Apr 22, 2002, 6:41 PM
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lactic acid bath
exposing the pink
she got the bosch, i got drilled
make way for dyklings
midget digits
fish eyed fool
erect direction
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indigo_nite
Apr 22, 2002, 8:08 PM
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best existing names:
Illusion Dweller
An Officer and a Poodle
my names:
Hungry Like the Poodle
Medusa's Bad Hair Day
Sylvia Poggioli [puh-'JOE-lee]
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gomgechuq
Apr 23, 2002, 9:40 AM
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Outside of Jinju i have acouple bouldering problems i named "problem child" and "the happy bulge". On the high buttress the castle is built on i have some problems named "invasion of the dwarves" (the castle was built when the japanese invaded in 1592 and the war was called Imjawarin, literally meaning the war witht he little people, because Japanese were much shorter than Koreans) and "butter me up".
there is a really shoddy sport route out in Wharyungsan (sleeping dragon mountain) i named "are they f**kin crazy" because the bolts are truly rotten and the first one is a good 18-20 feet up. i remember somewhere in the states climbing a route called "syphillatic slit" but i don't remember where it was, maybe idaho or montana.
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connor
Apr 23, 2002, 10:10 AM
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I always liked the name
-Cosmic Mindf---er-
It has a certain ring to it...
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jackmguirk
Apr 23, 2002, 1:40 PM
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10,000 Restless Virgins, at the gunks...........oooh the possibilities!
jack mguirk
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polarwid
Apr 23, 2002, 9:28 PM
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Henry the Pig...
Named after a Colorado Springs Police Officer after he ticketed Mark Rolofson and his partner for descending the Tourist Gully in the Garden of the Gods after the first ascent of the route...
His name was Officer Henry.
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wetrocks
Apr 23, 2002, 9:44 PM
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Pig....that reminds me of this climb: ALL COMSUMING FAT IGNORANT AMERICANNo offence to anyone, it's just a name that I've remembered. Cheers
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polarwid
Apr 24, 2002, 12:12 AM
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No offence taken.
We 'mericans sometimes call law enforcement PIGS. No offence to MR. LANGFORD of the California Highway Patrol.
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frawg
Apr 25, 2002, 2:37 AM
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I went bouldering in LCC with my brother. We messed around on this rock for about an hour trying to figure moves to get up it... finally, when i got it, i reached up for this little hold, and there were two bugs attached together at the ass. I squished 'em. after i got to the top. i had to come up with a name, so i honored the fallen. The routes called
"Humpin' Bugs"
I'll post pics of it when i get them developed. (it may already have a different name, but i don't care.)
I guess i will just name routes as i do 'em, because then i can have a name that does justice to the route.
Peaze
Frawg
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phreakdigital
Apr 25, 2002, 3:34 AM
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"Weeds in your Crack"
I named a bouldering route in Falls Cityhttp://www.rockclimbing.com/routes/listArea.php?AreaID=3586, Oregon this.
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mountrobson
Apr 26, 2002, 4:25 AM
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Existing Favs:
Wild Immaculate
Bitchin' Piranha
Ben Sails the Severn
Oye Hombre!
A Line Divine
In Reserve:
Get Out of My Garden
Grim Sex
Waiting to Die
Show Me Where It Hurts
Indocannibal
What Language, This?
No Flights Back
Fame!Freddo!
Rule .303
Back to Front
Sancha Congelada
Quality Veg
and many, many more.....egads! I need to get out climbing!!!!!!
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