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benfieldj
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Cemetery Gates in North Wales
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elvislegs
Jul 10, 2002, 7:46 PM
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"Thanks for the Mammries" .11a at the black cliffs in Boise.
Also "Rectal Cranial Insertion" .9 which has a wicked roof with a high heel hook. Get it?!
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erica44
Jul 10, 2002, 7:47 PM
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in reference to Hueco tanks boldering problems.
*nobody gets out of here alive
*lesbian love gratto (spelling)
sign of the cross
left/right el murray
*ascent of man
*=interesting names
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wildtrail
Jul 10, 2002, 8:30 PM
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I thought of some so hold on:
Black Fetus 5.12-
Flatus Direct 5.11+
Flatus Triple Direct 5.11+
Assume the Position 5.12
Pleasures of the Groin 5.11+
Vaginal Discharge 5.13
Cheap Swill 5.12
Degrade my Sister 5.10+
Transcendental Disfiguration 5.10
Tomb of the Unknown Homo 5.7
Eleven Minus (rated, of course) 5.10+
Orgasm Direct 5.11-
***On Gynecologist's Wall you will find;
The Yeast Infection 5.10+
The Vulva 5.10+
and, my favorite--Damp Things 5.9
The plus and minus ratings are because they all came out of an old out of print guide book.
These are not;
Slut for Punishment 5.12a
Mr. Bunney Meets the Poultry Man 5.11a
Okay. That's enough!
Steve
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lightboi
Jul 10, 2002, 9:15 PM
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I am partial to Psycho Biker B1tch on Grandads Bluff in Lacrosse Wisc. Its a 10a pinching nipple sized huecos.
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joshklingbeil
Jul 10, 2002, 10:53 PM
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hard drivin, pretty girls make graves, fear of having sex with dead people,and gobbs of knobs a few names i came up with meat hanger and sinister minister
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blindslap
Jul 16, 2002, 5:11 AM
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Nuclear Cheerios.
Canned Madness
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:55 AM
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Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Climbers. 5.9, Rushmore Rocks
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diarmid
Jul 16, 2002, 7:25 PM
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pretty girls make graves ... isn't that the name of a band, too?
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camhead
Jul 16, 2002, 10:37 PM
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Not very original, but there is a nasty cave traverse near my home that involves several big holds covered with bat guano and pockets full of rat droppings.
the route name? "Shit."
hantavirus tests recommended
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bullit
Jul 16, 2002, 11:15 PM
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Has anyone come across a climb named
"The Cunning Linguist?"
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lilred
Jul 17, 2002, 1:11 AM
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"Smokers Bowl" v4 or 5 problem at Independence Pass...that and the "Urinal Tract"...same place
Oh! I forgot...when I make a FA, I'm gonna name it "Snoochie Bootchie Bono Boochies!" or
"Keg with Legs" in honor of Jay and Silent Bob
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pbcowboy77
Jul 17, 2002, 4:06 AM
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I dont' know if anyone has said this but "White Punks On Dope" and if I rember correct theres one called " Black Guys On Welfare". These were at The Needles Ca.
Climb Safe and don't drive angry
-Zac
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tarzan420
Jul 17, 2002, 4:30 AM
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"Take that, Isaac Bedingfield!"
Put up by a friend for his roommate.
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k9rocko
Jul 17, 2002, 5:14 AM
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I like the following names for future routes....
"Bleach the Gene Pool" (a runout climb)
"Idiot Parents have Idiot Children" (suitable for the whole family)
"Kollege Edgucated" (requires the climber study a little)
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sparky
Jul 17, 2002, 7:27 AM
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Sea Monkies
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apollodorus
Jul 17, 2002, 7:38 AM
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High School Hooker, a hooks-only aid climb above the local high school.
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interruptor
Jul 17, 2002, 11:49 AM
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"A histérica e o vibrador"
(The histerical woman and the vibrator)
I'm thinking of calling one of my firt ascents: "C...."... wait! Not gonna tell you... someone might take my idea...
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meshuga3
Jul 19, 2002, 12:38 AM
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I think one of my favorite route names is B.O.H.I.C.A. at the Red... Bend Over, Here it Comes Again...
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kerouac
Jul 19, 2002, 4:48 AM
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Climbs in Skaha BC
Lick it in your panties 5.8
Like it in her panties 5.8
Lichen in my panties 5.8
Hair on a G string 5.7
Tick on her tit 5.9
No more foreplay 5.13d
Lesbian pope 5.9
Basement abortion 5.10
Slippery slit 5.10
Bear s--- on a door knob 5.7
Assholes of august 5.9
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pbcowboy77
Jul 19, 2002, 4:50 AM
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At Tahquitz there's a climb named "One Nut Willie"
Oh and one named"The 5.7 Arete" but the climb is a 5.10b
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bomber
Jul 19, 2002, 4:57 AM
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My favorite route name is definately BBQ THE POPE out at smith rock.
If I had the chance to name a route I would probably name it something stupid like PHOSPHOENOL PYRUVATE, just for the shear fact that no one would understand what it meant
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ximiana
Jul 19, 2002, 4:58 AM
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i Hear some good names.
Lado obscuro de la Luna (Dark side of the Moon) in Peña Bernal.
Mentes Obtusas (obtuse minds) in Las Mesas
No mames in Peña Motof (jijiji)
El arco in Cerro Catedral.
etc. etc.
Space boys, i hear it, but i dónt know where is it
psicosis in Aculco
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ximiana
Jul 19, 2002, 5:00 AM
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ah and i forget
psicosis in Aculco, this is GOOD
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nutterd
Jul 19, 2002, 5:19 AM
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Stoat goes to Joshua Tree and tears a flapper on Baby Apes--NRG, WV
One man's Kokopelli is another man's Sideshow Bob---Red Rocks
Anal Clenching Adventures---NRG
No Kiss, No Lubrication---NRG
Those old-school trad guys....they're fuuunnnyyy....
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