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mm
Mar 4, 2004, 3:22 PM
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ok i did a search to make sure this one hasnt been done and didnt find anything... so here it goes, ill start with the obvious:
- Hey nice rack
- I like your nuts
- Nice 5.10's, wanna fu*k??
- If I was a wall would you climb me all night?
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thefox
Mar 4, 2004, 3:25 PM
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"Want a belay?"
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camhead
Mar 4, 2004, 3:40 PM
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"hi, I'm Chris Sharma"
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renhoek
Mar 4, 2004, 3:50 PM
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hey can i put my nuts or your rack?
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dynoclimber
Mar 4, 2004, 4:00 PM
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hehehe.... :wink:
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edge
Mar 4, 2004, 4:04 PM
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They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?
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stick233
Mar 4, 2004, 4:06 PM
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mind if i dip my hands in your chalkbag?
i'd love to jam that crack
weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?
nice jugs, got a pocket down below?
if you were a rock climb, you'd be the nipple pitch on el cap
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unabonger
Mar 4, 2004, 4:14 PM
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I have an oversize Friend in my pants!
The BigCamBonger
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itakealot
Mar 4, 2004, 4:19 PM
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No wonder there are so many SMC (single male cllimbers).
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indyclimber
Mar 4, 2004, 4:41 PM
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alright this isn't a pickup line but i think that its cool... "The Human Boulder Problem" Start with a two mono pocket (or more :) ) start, then campus up to two slopers, and mount! :D :twisted: and for all the ladies reading this, ive told my girlfriend my "problem" and she thought it was funny 8) - matt
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duckwalk
Mar 4, 2004, 5:10 PM
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no wonder there aren't very many single female climbers, they all get snatched up by lovely lines like these.
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studs
Mar 4, 2004, 5:22 PM
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A look and take em by the hand.
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a_scender
Mar 4, 2004, 5:32 PM
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In reply to: "The Human Boulder Problem"
that is disturbing.
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johnfromohio
Mar 4, 2004, 5:38 PM
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so do you prefer mono two or three fingers..... pockets i mean of course a resounding *slap* :lol:
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sharpender
Mar 4, 2004, 5:44 PM
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Wanna get tied up and high?
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quickclips
Mar 4, 2004, 6:27 PM
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Wanna see my big bro
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hiram
Mar 4, 2004, 7:06 PM
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Girl, you have more legs than a bucket of chicken.................
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tucsonalex
Mar 4, 2004, 7:08 PM
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"I have over 1000 posts on rc.com"
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jhump
Mar 4, 2004, 7:13 PM
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Hey girlfriend, lemme check out that pooptoob.
Works every time.
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bouldertom
Mar 4, 2004, 7:40 PM
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Whatever you do, don't mention all the krabs you have attached to your nuts. Of course if this does come up in conversation, reassure the person by showing them all the means of protection you have.
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cthcrockclimber
Mar 4, 2004, 7:47 PM
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hey there hot-stuff, lets say you let me climb all over you before i go flacid.
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din
Mar 4, 2004, 7:53 PM
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In reply to: "I have over 1000 posts on rc.com"
winner!
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addictedtosubstances
Mar 4, 2004, 8:16 PM
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"Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection."
"I'm going to be topping out on you allllllll night...."
"Baby I'm a climber... I might not be here tommorow ... let's have sex."
(to your friends before talking to the hottest girl in the bar...) "Gentlemen... this may be the toughest approach ever undertaken."
"Ever had sex on a portoledge"
I'll be here all night, be sure to tip your waitress and try the prime rib....
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ryanhurl
Mar 4, 2004, 8:29 PM
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Non Pickup line (more like a quip):
When tourist ask you what all your rope and gear is for, tell him it's to tie up his wife and daughter.
Pick up lines:
For Guys:
"I got your spot"
"I hope you have your chalk bag on, you're making my palms sweaty"
"I showered today"
"My bivy or yours?"
For Girls:
"well since your forearms are already pumped..."
True story i heard from a guy I met in Curry Village. His mom and dad had just met and he decided to get her on some multi-pitch trad climb. He led and she cleaned. Well, apparently he placed a nut a little too well and after a lot of jerking (har har) she finally freed it. Only problem was it smacked her in the mouth chipping a tooth. Known as the "One of my dad's nuts chipped my mom's tooth" story
Yeah, i got nothin' Maybe this is why i'm single :(
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powen
Mar 4, 2004, 9:38 PM
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Sad variation to an oldie:
"So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?"
(Enter the SLAP)
"What? You don't like climbing?"
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