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CinnamonJohnson
Nov 15, 2007, 2:35 AM
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For those of you trad climbers and beginners out there who dont regularly check www.8a.nu, Mike Williams recently redpointed Mango Tango at the New River Gorge.
Mike has not yet commented on the pushup routine that he used to train for the route, but it goes without saying he must have done a lot of them!
This just goes to show that when you live according to good Christian values and spread his word, you can accomplish anything. Brother Mike had been searching for that perfect line for quite some time, and Jesus finally decided that this was his time. I think an honorary membership to Climbers for Christ maybe should be in order...Wink Wink..
Science Bless,
Cinnamon
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randomtask
Nov 15, 2007, 2:58 AM
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Fuckin a Man way to fucking go.
Science bless , WTF are you talking about??
-JR
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rhythm164
Nov 15, 2007, 3:23 AM
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nice send, but save the bible beating for the appropriate venue
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microbarn
Nov 15, 2007, 3:26 AM
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good stuff, does mike post here?
congrats if he reads this
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rockjunkie2
Nov 15, 2007, 1:40 PM
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you and your pushups, and who is this jesus you speak of will he show me the perfect route? Long live the next sasha.
congrats mike
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starkcontrast
Nov 15, 2007, 2:10 PM
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i heard him say he would give his left nut to do that route. i want that left nut! congrats mike, but your nut is mine. jesus made sacrificies for glory. it is your turn.
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j_ung
Nov 15, 2007, 2:43 PM
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Just heard this last night. Good on ya, Mike! And just as importantly, thank you for all the hard work you've put in replacing old bolts and anchors. We could use several more like you, man. 
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CinnamonJohnson
Nov 15, 2007, 4:12 PM
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Look Rockjunkie, this isnt about me.
Its about Mike's recent send, and his unwavering faith in our lord and personal savior Jesus Christ.
You had better think about the way youre living, or else we'll see how hard you can boulder with Satan's trident up your butt!
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paulbehee
Nov 15, 2007, 4:29 PM
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OH MY FUKIN GOD! get outta here bro! Sharma is the best boulderer on the planet and he smokes weed and doesn't wait for Jesus to "allow" him a route. Pick up a 6th grade science book and it will FACTUALLY de-bunk this whole "jesus/god" bullshit! I wouldn't have had to do this if your post was truly about "mike's send", but more than 1/2 your post was about "Jesus". take this shit to a 100% religion forum.... away form climbing.
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CinnamonJohnson
Nov 15, 2007, 5:17 PM
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Brother Paul, if you will refer to scripture you will clearly see that your mancrush on Chris Sharma is a sin.
The Lord says that one male climber ought not lay with another male climber, even if his shaggy hair and chiseled back drive you crazy.
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limeydave
Nov 15, 2007, 5:22 PM
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Now that's funny!
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glytch
Nov 15, 2007, 5:23 PM
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CinnamonJohnson wrote: Brother Paul, if you will refer to scripture you will clearly see that your mancrush on Chris Sharma is a sin. The Lord says that one male climber ought not lay with another male climber, even if his shaggy hair and chiseled back drive you crazy.
Watch out. If you continue like this, he may kill you and eat your entrails on his tummy. Vicious!
... I don't know anything about that route - why would you train pushups for it?
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N_Oo_B
Nov 15, 2007, 5:29 PM
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grats to whoever the hell mike is on whatever the fuck route that was.
now go away
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kmc
Nov 15, 2007, 5:34 PM
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CinnamonJohnson wrote: For those of you trad climbers and beginners out there who dont regularly check www.8a.nu, Mike Williams recently redpointed Mango Tango at the New River Gorge. Mike has not yet commented on the pushup routine that he used to train for the route, but it goes without saying he must have done a lot of them! This just goes to show that when you live according to good Christian values and spread his word, you can accomplish anything. Brother Mike had been searching for that perfect line for quite some time, and Jesus finally decided that this was his time. I think an honorary membership to Climbers for Christ maybe should be in order...Wink Wink.. Science Bless, Cinnamon
Congratulations on the climb, but why do you have to take the credit away from him. Wasn't it his hard work that got him up the climb.
And your not fooling anyone. We all know that Jesus is a trad climber. He doesnt beleive in clipping bolts. He actually roots against sport climbers.
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dreday3000
Nov 15, 2007, 7:23 PM
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that is bar none, one of the best sport videos ever made.
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frogclimber
Nov 15, 2007, 10:03 PM
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Definately the best climbing video I have ever seen on youtube.
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mturner
Nov 15, 2007, 10:10 PM
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CinnamonJohnson wrote: Look Rockjunkie, this isnt about me. Its about Mike's recent send, and his unwavering faith in our lord and personal savior Jesus Christ. You had better think about the way youre living, or else we'll see how hard you can boulder with Satan's trident up your butt!
I bet there is some pretty sick lookin boulders in hell.
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paulbehee
Nov 15, 2007, 10:35 PM
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CinnamonJohnson wrote: Brother Paul, if you will refer to scripture you will clearly see that your mancrush on Chris Sharma is a sin. The Lord says that one male climber ought not lay with another male climber, even if his shaggy hair and chiseled back drive you crazy.
yeah dude....your fantasies aside....you got disturbed by my post, BUT, you didn't reply to the contents of the post ??? Too many loopholes in you religion???
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CinnamonJohnson
Nov 15, 2007, 11:07 PM
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You know Paul, I was checking out your profile and it says you climb 5.11b sport....ouch.
In sport climbing thats really kind of a beginner/novice sort of level. Did you ever think that maybe God is punishing you with poor climbing performance because you keep disobeying him and blaspheming?
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rock_fencer
Nov 15, 2007, 11:27 PM
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Do you ever realize you should STFU, stop preaching to people, and let people make their own life decisions.
Congrats to mike on the wicked hard send.
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supersonick
Nov 15, 2007, 11:28 PM
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LOL
Fuckin hilarious
Congrats on the send though - looks like a sik line. Would love to try it someday.
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badmammerjammer
Nov 16, 2007, 12:07 AM
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God bless Amerika, rock climbin,' and cinnamon johnsons. If Mikey had not turned his hind end toward Mecca in submission at 5:14pm that day, as I witnessed, he would surely not have sent. The closer we get to Him, I say, the more He helps pull us up.
In other words, Mikey no doubt cheated. As always.
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neoamhas
Nov 16, 2007, 12:23 AM
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its good to see JC is still out there helping out good GOD fearing men, once again establishing mans dominion over nature. thank you CJ for spreading the word. can't wait to get back to "The New" and have a sin crushing worship session with the amazing Christian Nation at my favorite crag. Its only through GODs grace that Mikey could crimp his way to success.
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starkcontrast
Nov 16, 2007, 2:34 AM
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wasn't jesus the first person to use pitons?
oh no wait that was the romans and they used pitons on jesus. sorry i got my facts mixed up.
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