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klimberbob
Nov 20, 2002, 12:07 AM
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BE A ROBOT FOR JESUS (K.Point, Australia)
WORRYING HEIGHTS - there is a 10m whipper if you fall at the crux, because there aint no pro!
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cloudbreak
Nov 20, 2002, 12:18 AM
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Good Girls Shave Twice - Frustration Creek
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meataxe
Nov 20, 2002, 12:23 AM
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My brother and his partner were working on a boulder in Japan that they called "Kyle's Mom". It probably already had a Japanese name.
There's lots of good names at the Niagara Glen like "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".
http://www.glenbouldering.com/guide-spec.php3?+435
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climber_andy
Nov 20, 2002, 1:37 AM
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Routes from the Daks:
Wandering Lunatics
No Comments from the Peanut Gallery
Children and Alchohol
Diagonal Chockstone Chimney - the name alone is not so funny, but in the description it states about the falling of the chockstone behind which you would chimney "Without this deadly cork at the top of the climb, the route is neither a chimney, nor does it have a chockstone. And it's not really diagonal either. Oh well."
Mister Toad's Wild Ride
Ornithologists From Hell
Uncontrollable Desires - from the description "This route fittingly begins at the wet spot"
Five Hundred Rednecks with Guns
Another Whack and Dangle Job
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briang
Nov 20, 2002, 2:30 PM
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my buddy and i have been working on a project which he dubbed HOT MONKEY LOVE
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mreardon
Nov 20, 2002, 7:21 PM
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"exploding brown nodules"
"Life's a bitch, and so's my ex"
"double fisting"
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makr
Nov 20, 2002, 7:26 PM
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Kirsten Dunst makes my spidey sense tingle..
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fisaacs
Nov 21, 2002, 4:04 AM
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A few I'd like to contribute when I climb them (unless they exist elsewhere):
All this for a PHD?
We don't need no stinking bolters (my first trad route)
The last five minutes of the life of aaaaaaarrrghhh-splat.
Gravity well (has to be a chimney)
does anyone know of a route called gravity kills existing anywhere?
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thedreamingtree
Nov 22, 2002, 2:45 AM
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I'm gonna name my first FA:
"Jimmy you got a D! Nooooo not the toss salad man!"
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angus106
Nov 22, 2002, 3:22 AM
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hmmm, some of these might already be here (to lazy to read all 20 freekin' pages worth!)
Tw at rattlesnake point in milton, "Pinochio" (named becase of an old tree stump 3/4 of the way up the climb that kinda looks like a nose i guess.) the climb next ti it is called "Jimminy Cricket".
also on somewhere in the area called "baboon blowjobs":lol: , not sure where exactly.
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flatlander
Nov 22, 2002, 4:58 AM
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At the tanks:
Splatter High.
Hunger Artist.
Serious Attitude Problem.
Crown of Aragorn.
Also, a friend of mine pput up a thin slab route called "Jug This"
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flying_dutchman
Nov 22, 2002, 6:38 AM
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squamish has some awsome names...
'mechanically seperated chicken'
'skullf---'
'edible panties'
just to name a few
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redpoint73
Nov 22, 2002, 4:11 PM
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Lactic Acid Bath -- aptly named New River Gorge climb (WV).
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lostangel
Nov 22, 2002, 6:22 PM
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I got to name one! and its called "mine" haha I really get a kick out of it too
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steepfish
Nov 22, 2002, 6:36 PM
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Toxic chalk,The big woodie these are on my woodie
[ This Message was edited by: steepfish on 2002-11-22 10:38 ]
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redpoint73
Nov 22, 2002, 6:45 PM
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"Maypop" at Red River GOrge, Kentucky. Not sure if its because the holds "may pop", or the bolts!!!!
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earsen
Nov 25, 2002, 6:12 PM
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I just came across a boulder problem at my local gym called "Italian Stallion," based on the shape of the first hold. For some reason, lots of chicks (even newbies) keep trying to send this nice V3.
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sunsation
Nov 25, 2002, 10:07 PM
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My first FA's gonna be called Small Willy Complex
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sunsation
Nov 25, 2002, 10:09 PM
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My first FA's gonna be called Small Willy Complex
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quickclips
Nov 25, 2002, 10:18 PM
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Orgasm, Dancing Maddly Backwards, and Look Mom No Rope. Those are the only ones I can remeber that stand out.
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djnibs
Nov 25, 2002, 10:20 PM
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"If you can climb it, you can name it!"
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ride
Nov 25, 2002, 10:56 PM
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Dream Names for my FA's
corporate ladder
Please Don't Climb This Route
All Hacked up and no place to go
S.Y.M. (Sammy-Yo-Mammy)
HALO army
the Master Chief's Route
Elite Covenant Unit
and of course:
Delta-9 THC
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holmeslovesguinness
Nov 26, 2002, 5:27 PM
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"I Promise Not To Cam In Your Mouth"
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djmeat
Nov 26, 2002, 6:29 PM
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My first FA with be named "Endangered Feces". So far the best name I've seen is 99cents crunchy tacos. it just seem so utterly out of place.
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idgunks
Nov 26, 2002, 7:16 PM
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definitely "Panama '86"
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