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organic
Aug 8, 2003, 1:58 PM
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...V8 is a tough boulder problem not a drink.
...sex goes like this 'on mount', 'mount on', 'hard', 'hard on'!
...you've tried to climb the side of your house.
...the only rubber protection you use is C4.
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cthcrockclimber
Aug 8, 2003, 2:18 PM
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you prefeer D's to A's when it comes to grades.
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crankenstein
Aug 8, 2003, 2:47 PM
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Your vocabulary could be misunderstood by some, i.e.:
"Good protection" has nothing to do with sex
"Flash" has nothing to do with exposing your privates
"Exposed" has nothing to do with flashing your privates
"Nuts" has nothing to do with your privates
I'm sure that there are many more...
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bdawg
Aug 8, 2003, 2:48 PM
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In reply to: ...the only rubber protection you use is C4.
LMFAO
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bdawg
Aug 8, 2003, 3:08 PM
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...You know how to get on your roof without a ladder
...You begin buying your shoes 2 sizes too small out of habit
...You aerate your lawn with your crampons
...Your climbing equipment is worth more than your car
...You placed anchors on the side of your 5th story apartment building so you could sleep on your porta-ledge on the weekdays.
...You look at every vertical surface you see as a potential climb.
...You have ever clipped a 3 ounce set of keys to your belt with a 25 kn. carabiner
...You say your girlfriend has a great rack and your not referring to her bust size
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climbingbum
Aug 8, 2003, 3:12 PM
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.........your super excited to see a Crack, especially if you haven't had one in awhile.
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rockmx
Aug 8, 2003, 3:26 PM
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you put you boss on hold because you have a call from you climbing partner to plan the next climbing trip.
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coldclimb
Aug 8, 2003, 4:49 PM
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...your bed is no longer slept in because you need somewhere to sort your gear.
...your C4 does not explode violently.
..."bomber" is not a noun.
...old rusted chunks of metal and wires are keepsakes, because they were booty.
...you get confused when someone says they're rapping gifts for somebody.
..."sending" something does not involve the USPS, UPS, or Fed-Ex.
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epic_ed
Aug 8, 2003, 5:05 PM
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- You miss work on Monday because you epic-ed on Sunday.
- You're behind on your bills because you spent your paycheck on more gear.
- You rack is worth more than your house. (worth more than your car? that's a light weight rack)
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howdidshedothat
Aug 8, 2003, 5:16 PM
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-you sleep with your climbing shoes
-you go to reach for your chalk bag when you go to lift something... and it's there!
-When you hear Royal Arches, and you don't think of food
-you mark the middle of all your ropes that are not for climbing
-sex is not rated good, ok or great, but 5.8 , 5.10....
-the only books you own are gudes to climbs.
-You plan your vacations on where there is killer climbing
:P
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joegoesup
Aug 8, 2003, 5:29 PM
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You wear your harness to work and and yell TAKE when you get to the top of the elevator shaft.
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bdawg
Aug 8, 2003, 5:45 PM
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you don't walk down stairs, your rappel them
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cthcrockclimber
Aug 8, 2003, 5:47 PM
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haha, this thread was great, just what i need today at work. :D
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cbeltrano
Aug 8, 2003, 5:54 PM
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....you tie your neck tie with a figure 8 knot
....you can wake up a 6:00 am on saturday on 4 hours sleep to drive 3 hours climb all day drive 3 hours back and drink the night away but waking up at 8:00 on monday morning to get to work for 9:00 is cruel and unheard of
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longalong
Aug 8, 2003, 5:56 PM
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In reply to: You wear your harness to work and and yell TAKE when you get to the top of the elevator shaft.
Wow, I don't think you'd be called a climber. I'm pretty sure you'd be called 'Special'.
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joegoesup
Aug 8, 2003, 6:02 PM
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Thanks, my mommy always told me I was special. 8)
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xkyczar
Aug 8, 2003, 6:07 PM
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Not feeling very imaginative today so I'll link to someone else's.
http://www.aae.uiuc.edu/~kabrown3/climbhumor.html
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markanite
Aug 8, 2003, 6:22 PM
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... you have bouldered your office disk more times then u can remember! (I have a strange disk ... its in a v shape and has an elaborate overhang due to numerous shelfs .. a good v2)
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bdawg
Aug 8, 2003, 6:29 PM
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if you crimp and pull up on every door jam you walk under.
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baalzimon
Aug 8, 2003, 6:34 PM
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Funniest:
In reply to: you go to reach for your chalk bag when you go to lift something... and it's there!
Most Commonly Done:
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howdidshedothat
Aug 8, 2003, 6:35 PM
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You drop something at work and yell...Rock
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petsfed
Aug 8, 2003, 6:35 PM
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In reply to: ....you can wake up a 6:00 am on saturday on 4 hours sleep to drive 3 hours climb all day drive 3 hours back and drink the night away but waking up at 8:00 on monday morning to get to work for 9:00 is cruel and unheard of
Sad but true.
...you can make a meal with a bag of macaroni and some mayonaise.
...you have lived off said maca-naise for weeks to pay for gear.
...if you can think of reasonable additions to this list.
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watersprite
Aug 8, 2003, 6:50 PM
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In reply to: you mark the middle of all your ropes that are not for climbing
and what would those be used for - hmmmm?????
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climbingjunky
Aug 8, 2003, 7:17 PM
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You started your own climbing forum even though RC.com already exists and kicks ass and most of the posts are made by you! And you have spiderman as your avatar climbing a wall and your friends think you're a freak. :roll:
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justuspr
Aug 8, 2003, 7:33 PM
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In reply to: ...you can make a meal with a bag of macaroni and some mayonaise. ...you have lived off said maca-naise for weeks to pay for gear.
Never used macaroni, but I lived off of boiled potatoes, mayo and some salt and peper, 3 meals a day for almost a month... the cubboards and fridge were completely empty :)
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