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bobd1953
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Subject: Bush Resume
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine, in 1976
for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went
AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
EDUCATION: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friend! s in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Kenneth Lay),
I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
America . I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to
the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a
continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one
of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
U.S. history. I changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history I am the first President in U.S. history to have
the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over! the worst security failure in U.S. history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after
the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.
the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order
an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of
U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families
in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
George W.
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curt
Sep 23, 2004, 9:44 PM
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Geez Bob, when you put it that way he only seems slightly better than Kerry.
Curt
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robmcc
Sep 23, 2004, 9:47 PM
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In reply to: With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
I got exactly this far. I've heard this tired old song once too often. Bush won the election. Individuals don't cast votes directly for the president. Under the constitution, the states choose the president. Which candidate gets a majority of the popular vote is irrelevant. The results of that election are legal, and valid. I'll be happy to see Bush out of office just to end the 4 fecking years of liberal whining.
Rob
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mjroche
Sep 23, 2004, 9:49 PM
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I gotta tell you, as a perennial undecided, you make a da##M compelling case that W is not getting the job done. I hope you don't mind, but I would like to copy and forward this to some other folks to consider. Let me know if you'd be okay with this. Thanks
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bobd1953
Sep 23, 2004, 9:53 PM
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In reply to: Geez Bob, when you put it that way he only seems slightly better than Kerry. Curt Curt- funny you should say that. I got this from a very conservative friend of my son's who voted for Bush in 2000. That same person can't stand him at this point and is voting for Kerry. 8^) |
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Sep 23, 2004, 9:57 PM
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Wee, look at me, I can cut and paste lame, over-simplified material too !!!
RÉSUMÉ OF JOHN F. KERRY
RESIDENCE:
Seven mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard or graduate with an M.B.A Military:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans against the War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US SENATOR:
I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted in favor of every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700 million. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yacht.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I ride a Serotta bicycle ($2000-$6500). My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel." I named my $850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche.." I don't own any SUVs but my family does, including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems. I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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curt
Sep 23, 2004, 10:02 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. I got exactly this far. I've heard this tired old song once too often. Rob
The really hysterical aspect to this is, of course, the fact that the democrats first got the court system involved the 2000 Presidential election in Florida by filing numerous lawsuits. Then they get pissed-off when the courts rule against them. retards
Curt
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tgreene
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Does anyone else get the impression that BobD did acid one too many times..? :tinfoilhat:
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Sep 23, 2004, 10:11 PM
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In reply to: Would you hire this guy???
...it would depend on his race...
Re:GSA
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bobd1953
Sep 23, 2004, 10:15 PM
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Does anyone else get the impression that TGreene has drank one too many Busch beers? 8^)
Bluto- is that the best you can do?
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bluto
Sep 23, 2004, 10:18 PM
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In reply to: Bluto- is that the best you can do?
Sorry Bob, I know my copy and paste of stupid political commentary that appeals to twelve year old intellects wasn't quite as lengthy as your copy and paste of stupid political commentary that appeals to twelve year old intellects.
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timstich
Sep 23, 2004, 10:19 PM
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In reply to: Does anyone else get the impression that TGreene has drank one too many Busch beers? 8^)
tgreene is OWNED by Bobd1953's snappy comeback.
In reply to: Bluto- is that the best you can do?
He's kinda busy trying to rape Olive Oyl, or at least make her scream a lot while he laughs slapping his forehead.
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bobd1953
Sep 23, 2004, 10:32 PM
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In reply to: Sorry Bob, I know my copy and paste of stupid political commentary that appeals to twelve year old intellects wasn't quite as lengthy as your copy and paste of stupid political commentary that appeals to twelve year old intellects.
Well I quess we are ahead of the game. Most newpapers write to a 12-year old intellect and I hear Fox news dumb-down even lower!
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bluto
Sep 23, 2004, 10:41 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Sorry Bob, I know my copy and paste of stupid political commentary that appeals to twelve year old intellects wasn't quite as lengthy as your copy and paste of stupid political commentary that appeals to twelve year old intellects. Well I quess we are ahead of the game. Most newpapers write to a 12-year old intellect and I hear Fox news dumb-down even lower!
CBS is at a pre-school level as in "Welcome to the land of make believe"
I hear Dan Rather will be doing puppet shows at New York area kindergartens soon.
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Sep 23, 2004, 10:49 PM
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Who said this?
"Let me say this in the simplest possible terms: When {name deleted} is President of the United States, we will find al-Qaida where they are and crush them before they can do damage to the American people."
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bluto
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"Let me say this in the simplest possible terms: When Al Sharpton is President of the United States, we will find al-Qaida where they are and crush them before they can do damage to the American people."
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wildtrail
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In reply to: Bush won the election.
Actually, he didn't. :wink:
In reply to: Individuals don't cast votes directly for the president. Under the constitution, the states choose the president.
True. A very stupid system. It almost doesn't matter what the "people" have to say.
In reply to: I'll be happy to see Bush out of office just to end the 4 fecking years of liberal whining.
Yeah, which is soooooo much worse than a lying, cheating, murdering, unqualified power monger for President. :roll:
I'll be happy to see Bush out of office because it means the worst President in history would be out of this country's hair and not f*cking anything else up.
I think that's better than "liberal whining". :wink:
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bobd1953
Sep 23, 2004, 10:59 PM
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In reply to: I hear Dan Rather will be doing puppet shows at New York area kindergartens soon.
That's more than Bush has done for our public schools!
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macherry
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They're building a new wal-mart close to town, they''re probably looking for greeters
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scottcody
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In reply to: the worst President in history would be out of this country's hair and not f*cking anything else up.
Clinton has been gone for years man...
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timstich
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In reply to: In reply to: I hear Dan Rather will be doing puppet shows at New York area kindergartens soon. That's more than Bush has done for our public schools!
The best thing any politician could do for our public schools is to cut them off at the knees. The state run monopolies have ruined education and sucked the life out of kids for decades.
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wildtrail
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In reply to: In reply to: the worst President in history would be out of this country's hair and not f*cking anything else up. Clinton has been gone for years man...
:roll:
Nice try.
:roll:
Clinton didn't f*ck anything up. He improved the economy, jobs, health care, environment, and a host of other things. I guess it really pisses lamer Republicans off like you, eh? After all, a DEMOCRAT was President for two full terms and you guys have nothing to hold against him as a President outside of a BJ in the the oval office.
At least Clinton really improved things. Unlike Bush who has bankrupted the Treasury and broken a record for the largest deficit and due to this, more Americans have filed for bankruptcy in the last four years than ever (many because they are unemployed), caused over 2 million Americans lose their jobs and destroyed the strongest economy in history and after that seriously cut unemployment benefits, removed healthcare benefits, nearly destroyed education and educational funding so all children are left behind, single-handedly dissolved more international treaties than any US President...
...shall I go on with the facts? Or, are you just going to blow me off and spite Clinton because he got a talliwacker lickin' in the Oval Office? Even though he strengthened foreign relations, improved the economy, created jobs, and such?
Now, we all know I love Clinton. He may have not been the best President in US History, and outside of his little indescretion which had absolutley no bearing on the world or mankind outside of the imagined, he was a pretty good President. His weakest link was foreign relation and he still improved it; typically more of a strength of the Republican or your beloved Bush that has done so well with foreign relations. :roll:
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wildtrail
Sep 24, 2004, 2:47 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: I hear Dan Rather will be doing puppet shows at New York area kindergartens soon. That's more than Bush has done for our public schools! The best thing any politician could do for our public schools is to cut them off at the knees. The state run monopolies have ruined education and sucked the life out of kids for decades.
And what pray tell would you suggest for the millions of good teachers that would put out of work? Like my father? Sounds like a good Bush thing. Yeah! Let's put more Americans out of work!
Seriously, there is nothing wrong with Public schools. Many districts are run poorly at best, but there is nothing wrong with them and a necessity. Not every family can pay several thousand dollars a year to educate there children. Some of us are poor, you know.
I went to Public Schools because my parents couldn't afford any better. Nonetheless, I would say I received a good education (when I paid attention :D ).
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Never did understand the shouting about that whole bj business. Over here, our most boring leader of all time, John Major, announced a couple of months ago that while he was still in office he was jumping the Minister of Health, Edwina Currie.
The public reaction? Everyone sat up and said, "heeeeey, nice one John, and we all thought you were dull!". Suddenly he was human and likeable! I say, cool for Clinton. At least he proved he was a regular guy with the same concerns as the rest of us. A true man of the people.
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