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wjca
Sep 26, 2005, 9:11 PM
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I need something translated into spanish for me:
"Stop eating my fucking chocolate!!"
I think the cleaning lady is poaching my stash of Harry & Davids. This has gotta stop.
Thanks for any assistance.
Chris
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bill
Sep 26, 2005, 9:15 PM
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No coma mi pinche chocolate
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lagr01
Sep 26, 2005, 9:17 PM
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I'd say:
ĄDeja de comerte mi puto chocolate!
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squierbypetzl
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Sep 26, 2005, 9:20 PM
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"Deja de comerte mi pinche chocolate!"
might be more accurate; BTW, karma, sheŽll probably be using your toothbrush to scrub the floors and other glossy white surfaces...
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wjca
Sep 26, 2005, 9:28 PM
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In reply to: "Deja de comerte mi pinche chocolate!" might be more accurate; BTW, karma, sheŽll probably be using your toothbrush to scrub the floors and other glossy white surfaces...
Yeah, this is something that has ocurred to me. But damn, she's already eaten all my cashews. I gotta draw the line somewhere. I don't have a drawer that locks and I don't want to stop keeping snacks around. Any suggestions that will keep her from licking the rest of the chocolates and using my toothbrush as an ass probe?
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lagr01
Sep 26, 2005, 9:32 PM
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In reply to: "Deja de comerte mi pinche chocolate!" might be more accurate; BTW, karma, sheŽll probably be using your toothbrush to scrub the floors and other glossy white surfaces...
It depends on where she's from. Here we never use the word "pinche".
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lagr01
Sep 26, 2005, 9:35 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: "Deja de comerte mi pinche chocolate!" might be more accurate; BTW, karma, sheŽll probably be using your toothbrush to scrub the floors and other glossy white surfaces... Yeah, this is something that has ocurred to me. But damn, she's already eaten all my cashews. I gotta draw the line somewhere. I don't have a drawer that locks and I don't want to stop keeping snacks around. Any suggestions that will keep her from licking the rest of the chocolates and using my toothbrush as an ass probe?
In that case you need a more effective phrase:
"Si vuelves a tocar un solo chocolate, Ąte vuelo los sesos!"
I recommend you to say that with a disturbed look, your face only 1 inch from her face and try not to blink while she's looking at you.
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squierbypetzl
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Sep 26, 2005, 9:39 PM
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Which wil invariably result in her 15 marasalvatrucha cousins from Hillside 13, LA, coming to your door and showing you a whole new dimension to the phrase, and IŽm quoting you buddy, "ass probe". :shock:
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squierbypetzl
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Sep 26, 2005, 9:43 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: "Deja de comerte mi pinche chocolate!" might be more accurate; BTW, karma, sheŽll probably be using your toothbrush to scrub the floors and other glossy white surfaces... It depends on where she's from. Here we never use the word "pinche".
Agreed.
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wjca
Sep 26, 2005, 9:45 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: "Deja de comerte mi pinche chocolate!" might be more accurate; BTW, karma, sheŽll probably be using your toothbrush to scrub the floors and other glossy white surfaces... Yeah, this is something that has ocurred to me. But damn, she's already eaten all my cashews. I gotta draw the line somewhere. I don't have a drawer that locks and I don't want to stop keeping snacks around. Any suggestions that will keep her from licking the rest of the chocolates and using my toothbrush as an ass probe? In that case you need a more effective phrase: "Si vuelves a tocar un solo chocolate, Ąte vuelo los sesos!" I recommend you to say that with a disturbed look, your face only 1 inch from her face and try not to blink while she's looking at you.
WTF does that mean? Something about flying and touching and brains...
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vivalargo
Sep 26, 2005, 10:16 PM
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In reply to: I'd say: ĄDeja de comerte mi puto chocolate!
This is the one. In 20 years of living and visiting Venezuela I've never once heard someone use the word "pinche," which is basically Mexican slang.
JL
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lagr01
Sep 26, 2005, 10:31 PM
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In reply to: WTF does that mean? Something about flying and touching and brains...
It means:
If you ever touch one single chocolate again I'll blow your brains off!!!
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lagr01
Sep 26, 2005, 10:38 PM
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In reply to: Which wil invariably result in her 15 marasalvatrucha cousins from Hillside 13, LA, coming to your door and showing you a whole new dimension to the phrase, and IŽm quoting you buddy, "ass probe". :shock:
hahaha
Yeah, squierbypetzl may have a point.
Maybe wjca should say "no mas novelas ni Telemundo para ti" instead of "te vuelo los sesos", just in case.
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lagr01
Sep 26, 2005, 10:41 PM
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In reply to: In 20 years of living and visiting Venezuela I've never once heard someone use the word "pinche". JL
Which is exactly where I'm from.
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wjca
Sep 26, 2005, 10:53 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Which wil invariably result in her 15 marasalvatrucha cousins from Hillside 13, LA, coming to your door and showing you a whole new dimension to the phrase, and IŽm quoting you buddy, "ass probe". :shock: hahaha Yeah, squierbypetzl may have a point. Maybe wjca should say " no mas novelas ni Telemundo para ti" instead of "te vuelo los sesos", just in case.
No more ________ for you? No more what for her? Instead of just throwing suggestions out, please include some translations as well. My spanish sucks. (as if I had to state it)
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qdiggety
Sep 26, 2005, 11:03 PM
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"What's that Baxter? You know I don't speak Spanish."
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bill
Sep 26, 2005, 11:06 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Which wil invariably result in her 15 marasalvatrucha cousins from Hillside 13, LA, coming to your door and showing you a whole new dimension to the phrase, and IŽm quoting you buddy, "ass probe". :shock: hahaha Yeah, squierbypetzl may have a point. Maybe wjca should say " no mas novelas ni Telemundo para ti" instead of "te vuelo los sesos", just in case. No more ________ for you? No more what for her? Instead of just throwing suggestions out, please include some translations as well. My spanish sucks. (as if I had to state it)
Telemundo is a spanish TV network, novelas are soap operas
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shakylegs
Sep 26, 2005, 11:08 PM
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Fire her sorry ass and do your own damned cleaning.
Or, better yet, find some chickie who's so in love with you that she'll do the cleaning for you.
(worked for me)
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wjca
Sep 26, 2005, 11:08 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Which wil invariably result in her 15 marasalvatrucha cousins from Hillside 13, LA, coming to your door and showing you a whole new dimension to the phrase, and IŽm quoting you buddy, "ass probe". :shock: hahaha Yeah, squierbypetzl may have a point. Maybe wjca should say " no mas novelas ni Telemundo para ti" instead of "te vuelo los sesos", just in case. No more ________ for you? No more what for her? Instead of just throwing suggestions out, please include some translations as well. My spanish sucks. (as if I had to state it) Telemundo is a spanish TV network, novelas are soap operas
"If you eat one more of my chocolates, then no more soap operas for you!!"
That might work.
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lagr01
Sep 27, 2005, 12:27 AM
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Or you could also tell her:
"blah blah blah my chocolates, then no more Los Bukis for you!!!"
But I must warn you, she may start crying like crazy.
And these, my friend, are Los Bukis:
http://www.homestead.com/...ukis/files/bukis.jpg
and who said mullets were out of fashion?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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crimpergirl
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I say put the chocolates on your privates, and other 'interesting' locations and take a series of photos (please, use a digital camera). You could also take photos of you with the cashews.
Next, leave this series of photos where the chocolates generally reside (and the cashews once did).
Believe me, your problem will be solved.
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timstich
Sep 27, 2005, 5:15 AM
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"No me gusta chocolates con juevos, senor."
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