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organic
Mar 23, 2006, 8:37 PM
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So one of my climbing partners insists on on putting both hands on his hips while peeing, he pulls a no hander!!! How does he do it so confidently? I tried it and was afraid it would wiggle or something and splash pee on my leg, scary experience. Have you ever done it with no hands, let it go free solo?
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deserteaglle
Mar 23, 2006, 8:40 PM
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I always go no-hands when outdoors, I like to feel free, and in that situation, it's just the only way.
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madriver
Mar 23, 2006, 8:44 PM
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...you mean so it won't drag on the ground...OF COURSE!!!! ssshheeeeesh....
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wjca
Mar 23, 2006, 8:49 PM
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In reply to: ...you mean so it won't drag on the ground...OF COURSE!!!! ssshheeeeesh.... Bullshit. I bet you're one of those guys that tries to use two hands to hold it, but ends up pissing on his last seven fingers.
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arrettinator
Mar 23, 2006, 8:49 PM
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My first question is, why are you watching your climbing partner pee? :wtf:
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madriver
Mar 23, 2006, 8:54 PM
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arrettinator wrote:
In reply to: In reply to: madriver wrote: ...you mean so it won't drag on the ground...OF COURSE!!!! ssshheeeeesh.... s---. I bet you're one of those guys that tries to use two hands to hold it, but ends up pissing on his last seven fingers. ...you gay bastard...you were watching me piss one day at Coopers ...weren't you!!!
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arrettinator
Mar 23, 2006, 9:35 PM
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In reply to: arrettinator wrote: In reply to: In reply to: madriver wrote: ...you mean so it won't drag on the ground...OF COURSE!!!! ssshheeeeesh.... s---. I bet you're one of those guys that tries to use two hands to hold it, but ends up pissing on his last seven fingers. ...you gay bastard...you were watching me piss one day at Coopers ...weren't you!!! Damnit MR, learn to quote already. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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aaronbr86
Mar 23, 2006, 10:42 PM
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In reply to: I always go no-hands when outdoors, I like to feel free, and in that situation, it's just the only way. Do you have to sit down to do it and wipe afterwards? -Aaron
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rufusandcompany
Mar 23, 2006, 10:43 PM
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In reply to: So one of my climbing partners insists on on putting both hands on his hips while peeing, he pulls a no hander!!! How does he do it so confidently? I tried it and was afraid it would wiggle or something and splash pee on my leg, scary experience. Have you ever done it with no hands, let it go free solo? By your comment, you are admitting to having a small penis. My only worry is that I will piss on my feet. :wink:
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brent_e
Mar 23, 2006, 11:07 PM
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i can do the no hander. But i have to turn to one side a bit to get the aim right. works well anywhere (outside i don't need to lean). I've also gone for the distance shot. go, and then start walking back....and back...and then have to run forward real fast at the end so you don't mess up the floor..... :robert: Brent
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Mar 23, 2006, 11:49 PM
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Hee hee, at school we always used to try for the height record. Hint, never stand outside the windows of the boys toilets.
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dirtineye
Mar 23, 2006, 11:53 PM
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And here I thought that the free soloing topic had been fully covered. I STAND corrected.
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mistymountainhop
Mar 24, 2006, 12:08 AM
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In reply to: So one of my climbing partners insists on on putting both hands on his hips while peeing, he pulls a no hander!!! How does he do it so confidently? .......He just has his climbing partner hold it instead.haah
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j_ung
Mar 24, 2006, 12:11 AM
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It's the purest form of peeing.
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dirtineye
Mar 24, 2006, 12:17 AM
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IF you do it, you shoudl do it in private, keep it to yourself, and not spray about it. God knows, sparying about it could lead to others who are not capable trying it.
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organic
Mar 24, 2006, 4:03 AM
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In reply to: It's the purest form of peeing. ahahaha damn right! First of when you turn around and your buddy has his back to you with his hands on his hips it and pee is falling on the ground it is kind of hard not to laugh and stare. Second what is the average male penis size? At rc.com it must be like 18-24 inches from what ya'll say unless most of you are midgets! PS. peeing on your pant leg can occur from about 3 inches-36 inches(it has to be able to get through the underwear and out the pants and past 36 is most likely touching the ground) anyways I will leave you all to guess how long mine is, hint it is not 36 inches haha.
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