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shanz
Jun 20, 2006, 2:22 PM
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--Performing freaky Sex acts with our partners (using old ropes) -- climbing gear not just
for climbing any more
-- Pissing off bosses when we are buildering the building during our lunch hour
-- causing more lost productivity on the job - for surfing RC and other sites when we really should be working (like now)
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kovacs69
Jun 20, 2006, 2:33 PM
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Good for
Chasing squirrels/cats out of the yard...even if it is up a tree, across the roof and down the fence and hopefully it is all of that.
The not so fun part of crowd surfing at concerts.
JB
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redlegrangerone
Jun 20, 2006, 3:42 PM
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For getting the battery out of that screaming smoke alarm, while everyone stands around and wonders how to shut it off.
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duckbuster_13
Jun 20, 2006, 4:09 PM
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In reply to: -- -- causing more lost productivity on the job - for surfing RC and other sites when we really should be working (like now)
LOL... story of my... er... current existence...
I'd even add: Lost productivity due to daydreaming about what it would be like to be 2 inches tall and free solo the door-jam in my office.
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billl7
Jun 20, 2006, 4:28 PM
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... for performing simple but necessary maintenance at the top of ttaaaallllll antenna towers.
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livinonasandbar
Jun 20, 2006, 4:28 PM
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Duckbuster, you've still got it wrong...
It's either "a climber's goods" (singular) or "climbers' goods" (plural)... but who give a sh..?
Climbers are also good for taking crap from crusty ol' Dirtineye.
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sidepull
Jun 20, 2006, 5:13 PM
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although I've never seen a contestant actually admit he/she was a climber, I think climbers would have a better than average chance at winning fear factor (I should elaborate a bit, this is probably only applicable to men because the female contestants tend to be selected based upon surgical enhancements and most climber women I know don't go for that unless they want to increase their resistance for HIT workouts).
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shanz
Jun 20, 2006, 5:20 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: -- -- causing more lost productivity on the job - for surfing RC and other sites when we really should be working (like now) LOL... story of my... er... current existence... I'd even add: Lost productivity due to daydreaming about what it would be like to be 2 inches tall and free solo the door-jam in my office.
funny you say that when im waiting on the elevator - if no ones around ill do finger pulls ups or hang on the steel moulding
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svilnit
Jun 20, 2006, 6:09 PM
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- persuading innocent people (e.g. girlfriends) to get into climbing just because they need a belay slave
THIS ONE IS PERFECT, you get the trophy!
It's just soooo true!
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krusher4
Jun 20, 2006, 6:13 PM
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In reply to: Sexy bodies and good sex...., hey, they say climbers are good with their fingers......of course beer goggles help...must drink more.....
The fingers are very rough though????
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acacongua
Jun 20, 2006, 7:01 PM
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We give encouragement in all aspects of life by screaming, "COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!!" Everyone feels like a winner.
BTW, shouting "Alle'! Alle'!" in the bathroom is not generally well received. :?
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colotopian
Jun 20, 2006, 7:31 PM
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In reply to: We give encouragement in all aspects of life by screaming, "COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!!" Everyone feels like a winner. BTW, shouting "Alle'! Alle'!" in the bathroom is not generally well received. :?
"up-up-up" can be taken wrong too.
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ninja_climber
Jun 20, 2006, 7:38 PM
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We got payed 100$ a day for a week to clean the windows of a 30 story UN building here...
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will0
Jun 20, 2006, 8:09 PM
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boring their wives with endless talk about climbs, cams, knots, and freaky ass moves well outside my comfort level (i mean their comfort level :D )
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bustaheel
Jun 20, 2006, 9:10 PM
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Knowing what the next three pay checks are for.
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double
Jun 20, 2006, 9:32 PM
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glyroks: "speaking off, raleigh has a hockey team, by the way. and we won. the other guys didn't."
I'm sending 30,000 pissed off fans down there to microfracture your biners and spray deet on all your ropes.
PS...the "other team" was edmonton, yep, a place where ice is found not just in your freezer
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duckbuster_13
Jun 20, 2006, 9:39 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: -- -- causing more lost productivity on the job - for surfing RC and other sites when we really should be working (like now) LOL... story of my... er... current existence... I'd even add: Lost productivity due to daydreaming about what it would be like to be 2 inches tall and free solo the door-jam in my office. funny you say that when I'm waiting on the elevator - if no ones around ill do finger pulls ups or hang on the steel moulding
ha ha ha... i got caught trying to move from a dead hang on the filing cabinet to the top of the door once. It's the dreaded "card file campus."
... luckily it wasn't my boss.. and since i worked in a hospital i could explain it away as "accident prevention therapy for my carpal tunnel"
oh.. and in regards to my punctuational misadventures: "BLAST!"
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sween345
Jun 20, 2006, 11:52 PM
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Try vertical-access.com.
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the_iceman
Jun 24, 2006, 7:29 AM
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You could have had a lot more fun with it if you'd made some sort of rope bridge that you had to climb up the wall to get to...
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coolklimber
Jun 25, 2006, 12:03 AM
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Why does the Firedepartment need to come to get a dumb cat out of the tree?
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sick_climba
Jun 25, 2006, 3:39 AM
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In reply to: Climbers are good for that most important of tasks: Making sure that the world is not overrun with excess Ham Sammiches. |
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