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calamity_chk
Sep 6, 2002, 9:53 PM
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dayum, dawg .. verry nice ..
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toobigtoclimb
Sep 6, 2002, 10:18 PM
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Someone sounds a little bitter. I don't want to mention any names....Amber....
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calamity_chk
Sep 6, 2002, 10:20 PM
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it's cause you wont love me back, too big ..
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climbingpride
Sep 7, 2002, 4:07 AM
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clymbr_chk.....climberchick...all the same.
*thinks there should be a limit on that name*
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climberchic
Sep 7, 2002, 6:47 PM
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HEY!!
ALL THE SAME?!?!
well, ok. so maybe you're right.
Don't forget pinnaclechick.
Interesting coincidence, no?
The self-righteous mamas with all the man-hating, goddess-uplifting materials, all HAPPEN to name THEMSELVES chic(k)
hmmmmmmm......
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pinnaclechick
Sep 8, 2002, 11:15 PM
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chic(k) = COOL
Don't forget it.
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dondiego
Sep 9, 2002, 12:19 AM
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To my favorite climbin girlies:
yes dear, yes dear, yes dear, yes dear, yes dear, yes dear,yes dear, yes dear, yes dear, yes dear,yes deyes dear, yes dear, yes dear,ar, yes dear,yes dear, yes dear, yes dear,yes dear, yes dear, yes dear, yes dear,yes dear, yes dear,yes dear, yes dear, yes dear,
Ok, now can we all just get along?
-Don Diego-
p.s. I love women!
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climberchic
Sep 11, 2002, 9:36 PM
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This is one for the guys
ATM Instruction
Please note that the HSBC Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without
leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read
the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e.MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use the machine for
the first time.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Put down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Put window up
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Set parking Break,Put the window down
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5 Turn the radio down
6 Attempt to insert card into machine
7 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
8 Insert card
9 Re-insert card the right way up
10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
11 Enter PIN.
12 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13 Enter amount of cash required
14 Check make up in rear view mirror
15 Retrieve cash and receipt
16 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
17 Place receipt in back of checkbook
18 Re-check make-up again
19 Drive forwards 2 feet
20 Reverse back to cash machine
21 Retrieve card
22 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
23 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers in line behind you
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
27 Release Parking Break.
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jt512
Sep 12, 2002, 2:01 AM
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*LOL*
I'm stealing that post, Erica.
-Jay
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climberchic
Sep 12, 2002, 3:51 AM
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Steal away, Jay.
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climbingpride
Sep 12, 2002, 4:01 AM
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HAHA
That is some funny stuff!! So I take it that this is all from personal experience?
LOL
pride
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climberchic
Sep 12, 2002, 1:52 PM
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(climberchic) :::::::::::::::::::: (climbingpride)
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coach
Sep 12, 2002, 2:13 PM
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Erica,
That was great. I just pasted it to an email to my wife who works at Bank of America to post by their drive in ATM.
Climb On
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climberchic
Sep 12, 2002, 4:29 PM
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Too funny, coach
Sorry! Must....go....back......
4 Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans, and helps care for the kids, and who makes money.
2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend money on you, and show you a good time.
3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
4. It is important that these three men never meet.
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coach
Sep 12, 2002, 6:35 PM
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My climbing partner says that he is still looking for his idea of a perfect woman:
Deaf, mute, nymphomaniac that owns a bar!
Climb On
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