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reno


Dec 18, 2006, 9:52 PM
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Put down your drink before you read.

This guy has to be one of the best comedic writers ever.

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wjca


Dec 19, 2006, 2:24 PM
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I'll take 'Pistol Packing Santa' over 'Fudge Packing Santa' every day of the week.


jbird2


Dec 19, 2006, 2:45 PM
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Thank you Reno!!!

That was a great read...

I found some taglines for the gunlovers amongst us....



"This," Thought the Big Bad Wolf as Little Red Riding Hood reloaded, "Is why I voted for the Democrats."
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"We go in hard and fast. Watch your fire sectors and your threat ID." Happy slammed a full mag into his MP5, "Nail anything taller than four feet except the Queen. Dead queens can't give us antidotes."

Dopey looked up from his equipment check, chin quivering, "What if she won't talk?"

"She'll talk," said Doc, grimly, "They always talk. Eventually."
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"FIRE!" bellowed the King, and the palace guard opened up on the Evil Fairy with full-auto AK-47s.

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"That sounded like the safety on a Browning Hi-Power," murmured the Old Witch.

"Uh-huh," said Gretel.

There was a pause.

"I suppose the whole oven thing is out of the question, then?"

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"I'll huff and I'll puff ...woah! Nice shotgun. Umm. Look at the time! Should have been home hours ago! Wife will be frantic. Nice meeting you. Bye, bye now!"

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"Plan 'A' is to ask the ogre to change into a mouse. I eat the evidence, no muss, no fuss, no body" said Puss-in-Boots as he screwed the silencer onto his HK Mk 23, "Plan 'B' gets messy." "

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Bother", said Pooh as he chambered another round


Partner tradman


Dec 19, 2006, 5:09 PM
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"Well gosh, all I want is some courage" said the Lion.

"My timid friend," chuckled the Wizard, "here's a 9mm. Who needs guts when you've got a gun?"


shortfatoldguy


Dec 24, 2006, 4:26 AM
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I've read this guy on another board. He's very sharp.


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