"DONT READ ITS EMPTY"

lol i tried but i figured someone would read.

I love that there's 79 view on a thread that is titled We are a smart lot aren't we...

I love that there's 79 view on a thread that is titled We are a smart lot aren't we...

we better stop replying or the angry rock climbers might come in and start to bitch.

we better stop replying or the angry rock climbers might come in and start to bitch.

Those angry climbers love to bitch just for the sake of bitchin.

I don't know what the fuck you are talking about, but its in community now so this thread is open for business!!

And by "business" do you mean shit slagging?
If so, I'm so there.

lol i tried but i figured someone would read.

It's winter.

No it's not, it's summer.

Winter is that season when the snow blows across your face, and the wind says "Go inside, boy, stay warm and dry." So we do.

In winter we can settle on our sofa, wrap our delicate body in a warm blanket, and look out at the snow drifts blowing around. We can watch the leafless poplar trees shake in the howling wind, and the pines are boldly dressed in their many mantles of snow.

In winter we can study the climbing guide books that we didn't bother to read in summer, and dream of all those 5.xx (you fill in your own outrageously difficult numbers) all those 5.xx that we didn't send last year, but we'll get them this spring! !! !!!

But then we get bored of reading, and our heart starts pumping braver blood that wants action. But no! it's still January, the rocks are frozen until February, March, even April!

So in desperation we turn on "rc.com" and scan the forums. There might be some substitute for action in there. I wonder if? ?? ??? Hey, look at that! There are dozens, even hundreds, of posts submitted today! Gee, some are pretty silly, but look at this one -- "Thanks to all who answered..." I wonder what they answered?

Wow, this is fun! I can write posts much smarter than all those guys, plus I'm oh-so-relevant. They'll love my post!

Here goes:

"It's winter."

No it's not, it's summer.

Phil is on the bottom of the earth. They have opposite seasons down under.

great explanation though.

Winter is that season when the snow blows across your face, and the wind says "Go inside, boy, stay warm and dry." So we do.

In winter we can settle on our sofa, wrap our delicate body in a warm blanket, and look out at the snow drifts blowing around. We can watch the leafless poplar trees shake in the howling wind, and the pines are boldly dressed in their many mantles of snow.

In winter we can study the climbing guide books that we didn't bother to read in summer, and dream of all those 5.xx (you fill in your own outrageously difficult numbers) all those 5.xx that we didn't send last year, but we'll get them this spring! !! !!!

But then we get bored of reading, and our heart starts pumping braver blood that wants action. But no! it's still January, the rocks are frozen until February, March, even April!

So in desperation we turn on "rc.com" and scan the forums. There might be some substitute for action in there. I wonder if? ?? ??? Hey, look at that! There are dozens, even hundreds, of posts submitted today! Gee, some are pretty silly, but look at this one -- "Thanks to all who answered..." I wonder what they answered?

Wow, this is fun! I can write posts much smarter than all those guys, plus I'm oh-so-relevant. They'll love my post!

Here goes:

"It's winter."

...And you call yourself Canadian, Sheesh!!!
Winter is THE season. Unless you live in Onterrible, it is March here right now.

I love that there's 79 view on a thread that is titled We are a smart lot aren't we...

Davey's comment bears repeating, doesn't it?

Now we have over 700 views, and 23 replies.



Congratulations, NickRP, you've created a monster out of nothing at all.