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Poll: Last meal before "the chiar"
Lobster	2 / 14%
Steak	1 / 7%
Something Veggie	0 / 0%
Cake filled with escapists' tools	3 / 21%
Candy	0 / 0%
Chinese take out	1 / 7%
Pizza	3 / 21%
Beer	3 / 21%
Space Cake	1 / 7%
14 total votes

texasclimber

Feb 1, 2008, 7:14 PM
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You are sentenced to death and you get one last meal. What is your choice?

I think I would have to go with Chinese food. Twice cooked pork, orange chicken, a seafood dish, and some crazy fried ice-cream concoction.

Edited to fix my stupid fast typing skilz

(This post was edited by texasclimber on Feb 5, 2008, 8:51 PM)

jgloporto

Feb 1, 2008, 7:16 PM
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texasclimber wrote:

Taco Bell... one of everything.

bizarrodrinker

Feb 1, 2008, 7:29 PM
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big ol plate of p***y please

squierbypetzl
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Feb 1, 2008, 8:01 PM
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"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." — Thomas J. Grasso, executed 1995.

6 dollar burger with fries and milkshake, pizza, spicy green enchiladas, ice cold lemonade, root beer, redbull/jager shots, fresh pot brownies, vainilla icecream with chocolate cake, cherry+blueberry+strawberry sorbet.

I would´ve asked for the most expensive things I could think of, just to screw the man over even more, but I doubt I´d get it...

microbarn

Feb 1, 2008, 8:08 PM
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mountain oysters (not that I would eat any, but I would laugh knowing someone had to cook balls for me)

17 cups of sugar (for the sugar rush)

14 cans of one of the ultra caf. drinks

1 can of nutmeg

climb_eng

Feb 1, 2008, 8:11 PM
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They're called prairie oysters you douche.

carabiner96

Feb 1, 2008, 8:17 PM
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jgloporto wrote:

Taco Bell... one of everything.

Fuck yes. Actually, I'd havet hem go to one of the KFC/TacoBell hybrids, and then get one of everything...my favorite meal in the world is nachos, mac and cheese, popcorn chicken and a beef burrito.

texasclimber

Feb 1, 2008, 8:21 PM
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squierbypetzl wrote:

I think they would tell you to "go to hell". Pun intended.

jgloporto

Feb 1, 2008, 8:33 PM
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carabiner96 wrote:

jgloporto wrote:

Taco Bell... one of everything.

Fuck yes. Actually, I'd havet hem go to one of the KFC/TacoBell hybrids, and then get one of everything...my favorite meal in the world is nachos, mac and cheese, popcorn chicken and a beef burrito.

Now we're talking!!

j_ung

Feb 1, 2008, 8:45 PM
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carabiner96 wrote:

jgloporto wrote:

Taco Bell... one of everything.

Fuck yes. Actually, I'd havet hem go to one of the KFC/TacoBell hybrids, and then get one of everything...my favorite meal in the world is nachos, mac and cheese, popcorn chicken and a beef burrito.

Ten more years and it'll be your worst enemy.

e_free

Feb 1, 2008, 8:58 PM
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j_ung wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

jgloporto wrote:

Taco Bell... one of everything.

Fuck yes. Actually, I'd havet hem go to one of the KFC/TacoBell hybrids, and then get one of everything...my favorite meal in the world is nachos, mac and cheese, popcorn chicken and a beef burrito.

Ten more years and it'll be your worst enemy.

Or your - dare I say it - death!

Wait a minute... (sarcasm)

dr_feelgood

Feb 1, 2008, 9:07 PM
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Something that will look festive when i projectile vomit it onto the walls and viewing window of the execution room.

Klive

Feb 1, 2008, 9:39 PM
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Probably something I'm allergic to. That would either kill me anyway or give me more time to figure out a way to get out.

bent_gate

Feb 2, 2008, 1:46 AM
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Klive wrote:

Probably something I'm allergic to. That would either kill me anyway or give me more time to figure out a way to get out.

Actually not a bad plan. They would have to take you to the hospital and nurse you back to health before they could reschedule your execution.

That's why they rub alcohol on your arm before they insert the needle for Lethal Injection. They don't want you getting an infection before you die.

(This post was edited by bent_gate on Feb 2, 2008, 1:48 AM)

charley

Feb 2, 2008, 4:53 PM
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ice cream

stymingersfink

Feb 2, 2008, 6:48 PM
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bizarrodrinker wrote:

big ol plate of p***y please

funny. that's similar to the same answer I came up with, but was surprised to not even see it on the poll.

i'd like mine a big new plate full though, all I can eat, of course Wink

angry

Feb 2, 2008, 7:00 PM
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According to South Park, you shit yourself after you die.

I've always wanted to take a $6000 dump, so this would be my choice http://www.cracked.com/...e-5-course-meal.html

microbarn

Feb 2, 2008, 7:22 PM
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angry wrote:

According to South Park, you shit yourself after you die.

I've always wanted to take a $6000 dump, so this would be my choice http://www.cracked.com/...e-5-course-meal.html

and family guy claims it too

also, my dog pissed itself when it died.

I think you only shit yourself if you have to go. You lose control of your muscles. So, if there was a brown knocker ready, then it will escape. If you just went 15 minutes ago, you probably would be fine.

we need a Dr Kevorkian

dr_feelgood

Feb 2, 2008, 7:38 PM
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microbarn wrote:

angry wrote:

According to South Park, you shit yourself after you die.

I've always wanted to take a $6000 dump, so this would be my choice http://www.cracked.com/...e-5-course-meal.html

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
If you hurt your back and either pee or poop, that is really bad.

miavzero

Feb 4, 2008, 4:30 AM
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climb_eng wrote:

They're called prairie oysters you douche.

No, they are called Rocky Mountain Oysters, and ham is ham.

texasclimber

Feb 5, 2008, 8:55 PM
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dr_feelgood wrote:

Something that will look festive when i projectile vomit it onto the walls and viewing window of the execution room.

HAHA. That would be awesome. I am thinking that pineapple salsa, a bean burrito, and 5 tangerines would do the trick.

dr_feelgood

Feb 5, 2008, 8:59 PM
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texasclimber wrote:

dr_feelgood wrote:

Something that will look festive when i projectile vomit it onto the walls and viewing window of the execution room.

HAHA. That would be awesome. I am thinking that pineapple salsa, a bean burrito, and 5 tangerines would do the trick.

Add in some spinach and 4 cement mixers in a row.

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