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gblauer
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Sep 11, 2009, 2:32 AM
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Hy for those of us that call the Gunks our home, that's a pretty incendiary subject line. It's also kind of disprespectful to those involved in real, life or death situations.
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wonderwoman
Sep 11, 2009, 2:42 AM
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A statement made in true Vulgarian style!
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glytch
Sep 11, 2009, 3:01 AM
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gblauer wrote: Hy for those of us that call the Gunks our home, that's a pretty incendiary subject line. It's also kind of disprespectful to those involved in real, life or death situations.
Well said.
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marc801
Sep 11, 2009, 4:30 AM
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gblauer wrote: Hy for those of us that call the Gunks our home, that's a pretty incendiary subject line. It's also kind of disprespectful to those involved in real, life or death situations.
Waaaaaaaaaahhhhh. The bad man on the internet used a subject line that confused me and made me cry!!!!! It's just not correct and now my panties are all bunched up!!!!!!
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coolcat83
Sep 11, 2009, 5:03 AM
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Maybe you wanted to get some attention with the subject line, but some of us know many many gunks climbers and seeing a subject line like that can be pretty heart stopping bracing for possible terrible news.
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curt
Sep 11, 2009, 5:19 AM
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That's actually a pretty creative way to have the climb all to yourself. 
Curt
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el_layclimber
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People who don't think that someone having a bout of explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting or both mid-pitch on the rock, and labeling that a "Major Incident" is funny haven't got the sense of humor that climbing is founded upon. This sport is all about morbid and/or toilet humor, and I myself demand a more detailed incident report so future accidents can be avoided:
1) what did they eat? or is Shockley's just really really run-out?
2) through what bowel function did this meal leave the body of said climber(s)?
3) was it the leader, the second, or a team accident?
4) Is the mess awaiting a strong rainstorm on the ground or on the pitch itself?
5) can we in any way blame a gri-gri for this incident?
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mckbill
Sep 11, 2009, 5:36 AM
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In reply to: 5) can we in any way blame a gri-gri for this incident?
LOL...that made me shart.
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adatesman
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blueeyedclimber
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marc801 wrote: gblauer wrote: Hy for those of us that call the Gunks our home, that's a pretty incendiary subject line. It's also kind of disprespectful to those involved in real, life or death situations. Oh for fucksake, sack up and grow a set already. Waaaaaaaaaahhhhh. The bad man on the internet used a subject line that confused me and made me cry!!!!! It's just not correct and now my panties are all bunched up!!!!!!
I agree. I was relieved that it wasn't an accident (in the normal sense), but thought it was pretty funny.
Josh
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JSimonsen
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Thankfully it is supposed to rain there today and maybe tomorrow. With any luck it will be gone by sunday.
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fresh
Sep 11, 2009, 1:28 PM
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curt wrote: That's actually a pretty creative way to have the climb all to yourself. Curt
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rockandlice
Sep 11, 2009, 1:39 PM
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fresh wrote: curt wrote: That's actually a pretty creative way to have the climb all to yourself. Curt wish I'd thought of that. I've been licking handholds for years!
Really? I've been rubbing my choad on holds for years. 
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olderic
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el_layclimber wrote: People who don't think that someone having a bout of explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting or both mid-pitch on the rock, and labeling that a "Major Incident" is funny haven't got the sense of humor that climbing is founded upon. This sport is all about morbid and/or toilet humor, and I myself demand a more detailed incident report so future accidents can be avoided: 1) what did they eat? or is Shockley's just really really run-out? 2) through what bowel function did this meal leave the body of said climber(s)? 3) was it the leader, the second, or a team accident? 4) Is the mess awaiting a strong rainstorm on the ground or on the pitch itself? 5) can we in any way blame a gri-gri for this incident?
#6 - were they wearing helmets?
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gmggg
Sep 11, 2009, 2:09 PM
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rockandlice wrote: fresh wrote: curt wrote: That's actually a pretty creative way to have the climb all to yourself. Curt wish I'd thought of that. I've been licking handholds for years! Really? I've been rubbing my choad on holds for years.
worthless without pics
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markc
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I keep seeing this and the 'how to protect slushy couloir' thread listed on the main page. Wires crossed in my head, and I keep getting a really nasty image.
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iron106
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Shouldn't a good second be ready to clean the route?
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rokshoxbkr19
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this might be the funniest posting I've ever come across and I of course love the uptight personalities that always find a need to make undue comments to show us just how much smarter they are...
Slushy coulier :-)
I'm pretty confident that a naked vulgarian wouldn't have been offended in the least!!!
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blueeyedclimber
Sep 11, 2009, 5:12 PM
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olderic wrote: el_layclimber wrote: People who don't think that someone having a bout of explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting or both mid-pitch on the rock, and labeling that a "Major Incident" is funny haven't got the sense of humor that climbing is founded upon. This sport is all about morbid and/or toilet humor, and I myself demand a more detailed incident report so future accidents can be avoided: 1) what did they eat? or is Shockley's just really really run-out? 2) through what bowel function did this meal leave the body of said climber(s)? 3) was it the leader, the second, or a team accident? 4) Is the mess awaiting a strong rainstorm on the ground or on the pitch itself? 5) can we in any way blame a gri-gri for this incident? #6 - were they wearing helmets?
#6a - What type of helmet makes the best barf bucket?
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wonderwoman
Sep 11, 2009, 5:13 PM
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blueeyedclimber wrote: olderic wrote: el_layclimber wrote: People who don't think that someone having a bout of explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting or both mid-pitch on the rock, and labeling that a "Major Incident" is funny haven't got the sense of humor that climbing is founded upon. This sport is all about morbid and/or toilet humor, and I myself demand a more detailed incident report so future accidents can be avoided: 1) what did they eat? or is Shockley's just really really run-out? 2) through what bowel function did this meal leave the body of said climber(s)? 3) was it the leader, the second, or a team accident? 4) Is the mess awaiting a strong rainstorm on the ground or on the pitch itself? 5) can we in any way blame a gri-gri for this incident? #6 - were they wearing helmets? #6a - What type of helmet makes the best barf bucket?
It wasn't barf!!! 
I certainly hope they weren't doing it Vulgarian style!
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