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dr_feelgood
Feb 18, 2011, 9:28 PM
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jakedatc wrote: snoopy138 wrote: All it's missing is a sequence of kamhed dripping his GU all over your face. that sort of skimbitch mistake is rarely seen from the Doc...
I've been busy. I feel like i've been covered in spray tan.
I also don't klik on unlabeled youtube links from camhed.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Feb 18, 2011, 9:36 PM
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dr_feelgood wrote: jakedatc wrote: snoopy138 wrote: All it's missing is a sequence of kamhed dripping his GU all over your face. that sort of skimbitch mistake is rarely seen from the Doc... I've been busy. I feel like i've been covered in spray tan. I also don't klik on unlabeled youtube links from camhed. |
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kachoong
Feb 18, 2011, 9:39 PM
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camhead wrote: kachoong wrote: camhead wrote: You shall not PASSSS!!!!! Whadda ya gonna do? Bleed on me?! hmm... mixed movie quotes, but to an awesome end. Someone needs to do a video mashup of Gandalf versus the Black Knight.
That would be fun
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kachoong
Feb 18, 2011, 9:39 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: kachoong wrote: snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: Dun't kotice it untill ewe mentioned it. Still, I has to wonder ifs ewe are won ov those harsh so-cal people with know respect? probibly? I have a beat up red rope I could sell you for $20. Huh? Pay fer ropes? Now that wood be kinda silly, that wood be like paying for shoez... and who in there rite mind wood do sumthing as stupid as that? I'll throw in a petzl spirit draw. That reminds me... I'm getting bones this weak. With those, teh noo grigri that's n the way and my brand noo Sterling nano I'll be set to crush teh sport gnar now you just have to remember how to climb.
heh... funny cuz it's troo. 
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kachoong
Feb 18, 2011, 9:45 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Regarding CI's offense at his tweeting comment: teh brit wrote: Sweet, if I can't make CI fail then it's good to know that I can spoil his success What, did you tap his fone?
He'd tap that?
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camhead
Feb 18, 2011, 10:01 PM
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So, talking to a German guy at the gym last night. He mentioned that he had done a bit of biathlon back home, which has always sounded really cool. Guns and xc skis, hell yeah. If it's good enough for the James Bond villain in "For Your Eyes Only," it's got to be awesome. Then, he mentioned that Biathletes train in the summer by doing high intensity bike rides with their guns, and then target shooting. I guess it is really hard to shoot accurately when your heartrate is way up and you're tired.
Then I realized the next step in this:
El Cap speed climbing Biathlon. You have to do the Nose, but at the top of every pitch, you have to pull out the high-powered sniper rifle and shoot a gawker down in El Cap Meadow. Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. You could do just speed ascent, or, you know, someone like Honnold or Caldwell could incorporate it into free ascents for added style.
I'm throwing the gauntlet down, Hans Fluoride!
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:08 PM
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jakedatc wrote: snoopy138 wrote: All it's missing is a sequence of kamhed dripping his GU all over your face. that sort of skimbitch mistake is rarely seen from the Doc...
it's possible he was blacked out?
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:10 PM
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dr_feelgood wrote: jakedatc wrote: snoopy138 wrote: All it's missing is a sequence of kamhed dripping his GU all over your face. that sort of skimbitch mistake is rarely seen from the Doc... I've been busy. I feel like i've been covered in spray tan. I also don't klik on unlabeled youtube links from camhed.
that is a reasonable plan, though it doesn't get teh douche GU off your fase.
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:11 PM
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camhead wrote: So, talking to a German guy at the gym last night. He mentioned that he had done a bit of biathlon back home, which has always sounded really cool. Guns and xc skis, hell yeah. If it's good enough for the James Bond villain in "For Your Eyes Only," it's got to be awesome. Then, he mentioned that Biathletes train in the summer by doing high intensity bike rides with their guns, and then target shooting. I guess it is really hard to shoot accurately when your heartrate is way up and you're tired. Then I realized the next step in this: El Cap speed climbing Biathlon. You have to do the Nose, but at the top of every pitch, you have to pull out the high-powered sniper rifle and shoot a gawker down in El Cap Meadow. Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. You could do just speed ascent, or, you know, someone like Honnold or Caldwell could incorporate it into free ascents for added style. I'm throwing the gauntlet down, Hans Fluoride!
you're going to take on Hans? do you even know how to AIDS climb?
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camhead
Feb 18, 2011, 10:15 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: So, talking to a German guy at the gym last night. He mentioned that he had done a bit of biathlon back home, which has always sounded really cool. Guns and xc skis, hell yeah. If it's good enough for the James Bond villain in "For Your Eyes Only," it's got to be awesome. Then, he mentioned that Biathletes train in the summer by doing high intensity bike rides with their guns, and then target shooting. I guess it is really hard to shoot accurately when your heartrate is way up and you're tired. Then I realized the next step in this: El Cap speed climbing Biathlon. You have to do the Nose, but at the top of every pitch, you have to pull out the high-powered sniper rifle and shoot a gawker down in El Cap Meadow. Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. You could do just speed ascent, or, you know, someone like Honnold or Caldwell could incorporate it into free ascents for added style. I'm throwing the gauntlet down, Hans Fluoride! you're going to take on Hans? do you even know how to AIDS climb?
Well, I did do half a wall once.
But maybe I shouldn't have thrown the last challenge down. I just want to see the sport take off, that's all.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Feb 18, 2011, 10:27 PM
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camhead wrote: Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans.
They're also more plentiful and travel in big groups which are usually tightly packed. You could just lob a bullet into the masses and stand a good chance at getting a hit. So I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with your point scheme. I suggest something like the following, from lowest points to highest:
Asian
Samoan/Islander
General Caucasian
Touron
Touron in Hawaiian shirt
Touron more than 200 yards from Tour Bus
French
Babies
French Babies
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camhead
Feb 18, 2011, 10:31 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. They're also more plentiful and travel in big groups which are usually tightly packed. You could just lob a bullet into the masses and stand a good chance at getting a hit. So I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with your point scheme. I suggest something like the following, from lowest points to highest: Asian Samoan/Islander General Caucasian Touron Touron in Hawaiian shirt Touron more than 200 yards from Tour Bus French Babies French Babies Either of the Hüber Bros.
Fixied, and I agree.
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:33 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. They're also more plentiful and travel in big groups which are usually tightly packed. You could just lob a bullet into the masses and stand a good chance at getting a hit. So I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with your point scheme. I suggest something like the following, from lowest points to highest: Asian Samoan/Islander General Caucasian Touron Touron in Hawaiian shirt Touron more than 200 yards from Tour Bus French Babies French Babies Any member of group of 3 or more cilmbing across the valley
added a category.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Feb 18, 2011, 10:44 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. They're also more plentiful and travel in big groups which are usually tightly packed. You could just lob a bullet into the masses and stand a good chance at getting a hit. So I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with your point scheme. I suggest something like the following, from lowest points to highest: Asian Samoan/Islander General Caucasian Touron Touron in Hawaiian shirt Touron more than 200 yards from Tour Bus French Babies French Babies Any member of group of 3 or more cilmbing across the valley added a category.
Nice. And extra points the bigger the group. Except when said group of 6 are ahead of CI.
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camhead
Feb 18, 2011, 10:46 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. They're also more plentiful and travel in big groups which are usually tightly packed. You could just lob a bullet into the masses and stand a good chance at getting a hit. So I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with your point scheme. I suggest something like the following, from lowest points to highest: Asian Samoan/Islander General Caucasian Touron Touron in Hawaiian shirt Touron more than 200 yards from Tour Bus French Babies French Babies Any member of group of 3 or more cilmbing across the valley added a category. Nice. And extra points the bigger the group. Except when said group of 6 are ahead of CI.
In that case, you'd just shoot CI and automatically win the international championship.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Feb 18, 2011, 10:48 PM
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camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. They're also more plentiful and travel in big groups which are usually tightly packed. You could just lob a bullet into the masses and stand a good chance at getting a hit. So I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with your point scheme. I suggest something like the following, from lowest points to highest: Asian Samoan/Islander General Caucasian Touron Touron in Hawaiian shirt Touron more than 200 yards from Tour Bus French Babies French Babies Any member of group of 3 or more cilmbing across the valley added a category. Nice. And extra points the bigger the group. Except when said group of 6 are ahead of CI. In that case, you'd just shoot CI and automatically win the international championship.
Fair point.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Feb 18, 2011, 10:50 PM
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Get it? ...a Fair point!
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:57 PM
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camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. They're also more plentiful and travel in big groups which are usually tightly packed. You could just lob a bullet into the masses and stand a good chance at getting a hit. So I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with your point scheme. I suggest something like the following, from lowest points to highest: Asian Samoan/Islander General Caucasian Touron Touron in Hawaiian shirt Touron more than 200 yards from Tour Bus French Babies French Babies Any member of group of 3 or more cilmbing across the valley added a category. Nice. And extra points the bigger the group. Except when said group of 6 are ahead of CI. In that case, you'd just shoot CI and automatically win the international championship.
and be revered as a hero worldwide.
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:57 PM
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I'd give the international championship to anyone who shot CI standing on the ground.
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dr_feelgood
Feb 18, 2011, 10:58 PM
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camhead wrote: So, talking to a German guy at the gym last night. He mentioned that he had done a bit of biathlon back home, which has always sounded really cool. Guns and xc skis, hell yeah. If it's good enough for the James Bond villain in "For Your Eyes Only," it's got to be awesome. Then, he mentioned that Biathletes train in the summer by doing high intensity bike rides with their guns, and then target shooting. I guess it is really hard to shoot accurately when your heartrate is way up and you're tired. Then I realized the next step in this: El Cap speed climbing Biathlon. You have to do the Nose, but at the top of every pitch, you have to pull out the high-powered sniper rifle and shoot a gawker down in El Cap Meadow. Extra points for Japanese tourists, since they're smaller than Americans. You could do just speed ascent, or, you know, someone like Honnold or Caldwell could incorporate it into free ascents for added style. I'm throwing the gauntlet down, Hans Fluoride!
RACIST!!!!1
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:58 PM
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I'm going to win an international championship, too ...
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 10:59 PM
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in PTFTWz
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snoopy138
Feb 18, 2011, 11:00 PM
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god damn it, doc is fuking with my setup
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snoopy138
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just gonna reply to all camhead's posts.
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