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marcsv
Feb 12, 2003, 9:52 AM
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be mushy. . .and creative
how do you say that you like some one using climbing jargon, since valentine's day is near (shudder)
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esskay33
Feb 12, 2003, 9:57 AM
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This could get really ugly
First thing that popped in my mind....two finger pocket....enough said...have fun with this one
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taz_88
Feb 12, 2003, 10:24 AM
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LOL!!!!
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marcsv
Feb 12, 2003, 10:25 AM
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dang. . .
how about i'll be your crashpad when you fall
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apollodorus
Feb 12, 2003, 10:43 AM
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You hot girls!
Always trying to fool scrub-oak, dirt bag filth like us, into the Big Knot!
We're onto you.
Valentine's Day = too early; too many storms for El Cap.
I say, "What about Memorial Day?"
Or later in the Season?
You wanta ring? How about a BIG locker that keeps both of us and our haul bags on the wall?
I need #3-#4 Camalots.
"I hearby take this rack, to be my only and beloved rack . . . . .
I am SUCH a PIG!"
[ This Message was edited by: apollodorus on 2003-02-12 02:49 ]
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overlord
Feb 12, 2003, 11:55 AM
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i really like your slopers
or:
i would like to stick your 2finger pocket
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icthos
Feb 12, 2003, 1:37 PM
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Hey baby, I got a new rope. Wanta hang out?
Hey baby, I got some new 'biners. Wanta hook up?
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calamity_chk
Feb 12, 2003, 2:34 PM
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"wow, nice rack. those cams yours?"
~ or ~
"wow, nice cams. i've never seen any that are big before. (dramatic pause) you're sure they wont hurt the crack?"
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gypsy
Feb 12, 2003, 2:55 PM
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I once wrote a cheesy poem for a guy, I'l revise it for climbing:
You are the nut that holds when I fall
You are the hold that is perfect for my hand
you are the nalgene bottle that lasts the whole climb through ...
(a bunch more comparrisons...)
Please be the rope that I hang on
And be my valentine...
(it got a good laugh and worked for getting me a valentine's date in high school...but times have probably changed)
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mhr2000
Feb 12, 2003, 6:51 PM
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Ropes are red.
Spires are blue.
5.15 is sweet.
And so are you.
Of couse if she isn't a climber this is all meaningless huh?
[ This Message was edited by: mhr2000 on 2003-02-12 10:52 ]
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gumbygurl
Feb 12, 2003, 7:00 PM
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You guys will like this one-
TOP 10 REASONS CLIMBING IS BETTER THAN S_X
10) Choice of novice or expert routes
9) A climb can last all day
Guidebooks tell you everyone who has been there before you
7) Can pick length and diameter of your rope
6) Always someone backing you up if you fall off
5) You can leave your protection there for the next guy
4) Lots of tight cracks
3) Its not considered kinky to wear a harness
2) The only rubber you wear is on you feet
1) There are still rocks that haven't been touched
As much as I may/maynot agree with the list- it wouldn't be bad to have a valentine this year
any volenteers
Alicia
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neadamthal
Feb 12, 2003, 7:09 PM
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alicia -- Great list. what an imagination you've got...
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traddaddy
Feb 12, 2003, 7:25 PM
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Say!! That's a huge rack you have there!
Would you mind placing my nuts for me?!
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estherator
Feb 12, 2003, 9:23 PM
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I'd like to party with you and all your friends-I'll show you my rack if you let me play with your nuts
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veilneb
Feb 12, 2003, 9:31 PM
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Wow,
Didn't realize "SEX" is a bad word.
Ooops.
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marcsv
Feb 14, 2003, 8:18 AM
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depends on how you use it though
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bighigaz
Feb 14, 2003, 8:29 AM
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http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/climbers/Quotes/February.html
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apollodorus
Feb 14, 2003, 9:17 AM
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Russ Walling (not a stage name) has it going on:
Russ' Valentine's Day Smoochie-Boochie
His day job is here:
Dubeyah Dubeyah Dubeyah Dot FishProducts Dot Com
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marcsv
Feb 14, 2003, 9:53 AM
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bighigaz congrats. i hope you both have a long life together
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bighigaz
Feb 15, 2003, 5:48 PM
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marcsv, thanks!
Here's another quote I really feel could be well applied to relationships:
http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/climbers/Quotes/January.html
CLIMB ON!
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