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roughster
Sep 12, 2003, 10:55 PM
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With the other thread about sport climbers being on the front page, I figured we could get a good one going here as well. I'll start:
Tell him that the local liquor store ran out of King Cobra. :lol:
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roughster
Sep 12, 2003, 10:59 PM
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Tell him that there was a mandatory recall on all 1" Tubular Webbing ;)
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brotchbrody
Sep 12, 2003, 11:02 PM
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Tell him u saw roughster eyeing his route, while mumbling something about chippin holds and drillin bolts :lol:
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roughster
Sep 12, 2003, 11:06 PM
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In reply to: Tell him u saw roughster eyeing his route, while mumbling something about chippin holds and drillin bolts :lol:
Heheh :lol:
Tell her that resting on gear will not be allowed ;)
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roughster
Sep 12, 2003, 11:08 PM
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Tell him that the guidebook description says, "Expect overhung steep athletic moves" Hehehe :lol:
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jt512
Sep 13, 2003, 2:00 AM
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In reply to: Tell him that the guidebook description says, "Expect overhung steep athletic moves" Hehehe :lol:
Tell him that bandanas haven't looked cool since '75.
-Jay
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roughster
Sep 13, 2003, 2:17 AM
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Tell her that true "tradsters" don't clip ANY fixed gear.
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danl
Sep 13, 2003, 2:33 AM
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In reply to: Tell him that the guidebook description says, "Expect overhung steep athletic moves" Hehehe :lol:
You aren't going to scare any gunkies that way..now go be good little sport climbers and play on your overgraded choss piles
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roughster
Sep 13, 2003, 2:47 AM
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Tell Gunk Traders that thier "supposed' sandbags are all in their minds, and then recommend some "classic juggy" J-Tree Routes :lol:
(Regardless, you might be taking this a little too seriously Danl. Its all in good fun)
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xanx
Sep 13, 2003, 2:48 AM
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tell him the crux is a 20' V8 boulder problem with no pro and a ledge at the bottom.
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roughster
Sep 13, 2003, 2:50 AM
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Hell Xanx, just tell him theres a V1 boulder problem anywhere on the route :lol:
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herm
Sep 13, 2003, 3:27 AM
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Easy One- Make him get a climbing liscence
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alpinerock
Sep 13, 2003, 4:01 AM
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replace all of his runners with 6 and 7 " quickdraws, OR tell him that his welfare check was lost in the mail
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mewalrus
Sep 13, 2003, 4:12 AM
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Doesn't "scared" fall within the definition of Trad.
One scared Trad climber....
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camhead
Sep 13, 2003, 4:32 AM
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there's been a thread identical to this in community for a couple of days now, y'all.
suckahz.
sporto suckahz.
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roughster
Sep 13, 2003, 4:34 AM
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In reply to: there's been a thread identical to this in community for a couple of days now, y'all. suckahz. sporto suckahz.
But yours doesn't echo to the front page :lol:
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roughster
Sep 13, 2003, 4:35 AM
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Walk up to a trad climber with a cam attached to a stick clip and ask him, "Now how exactly do I stick clip the 1st cam placement again?" :)
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curt
Sep 13, 2003, 4:36 AM
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In reply to: Hell Xanx, just tell him theres a V1 boulder problem anywhere on the route :lol:
Oooh, that would scare me. Hahahaha.
Curt
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roughster
Sep 13, 2003, 4:37 AM
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In reply to: Oooh, that would scare me. Hahahaha. Curt
Now Curt it wouldn't be any fun if we can't use broad generalizations and stereotypes ;)
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camhead
Sep 13, 2003, 4:46 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: there's been a thread identical to this in community for a couple of days now, y'all. suckahz. sporto suckahz. But yours doesn't echo to the front page :lol:
yeah, we're alternative like that. fight the power. damn the man. community4lizzife
oh, and to scare a traddie, just start rattling off any beta that goes beyond "hand jam, foot jam, hand jam, foot jam"
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roughster
Sep 13, 2003, 4:51 AM
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In reply to: oh, and to scare a traddie, just start rattling off any beta that goes beyond "hand jam, foot jam, hand jam, foot jam"
Thats a good one :)
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organic
Sep 13, 2003, 9:14 AM
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I scare trad climber by showing them by butt hairs!
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roughster
Sep 14, 2003, 12:41 AM
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In reply to: I scare trad climber by showing them by butt hairs!
Nah you'd just get in a pissing match doing that ;)
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cragmasterp
Sep 14, 2003, 2:41 AM
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tell him that some sporty "accidentally" bolted a trad route at the locals crag, which in turn caused the landowner to halt access to the crag.
(true story)
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musicheck
Sep 14, 2003, 4:42 PM
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simple. scream "V8 dyno."
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