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rockfax
Oct 14, 2003, 6:06 PM
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http://www.huckdoll.com/tori.htm
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crotch
Oct 14, 2003, 6:08 PM
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In reply to: http://www.huckdoll.com/tori.htm
Retire your sheep. Comes with realistic mouth and vagina.
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overlord
Oct 14, 2003, 6:11 PM
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this suxx.
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vertical_reality
Oct 14, 2003, 6:14 PM
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Now Ken can go on a date with a real woman.
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maculated
Oct 14, 2003, 6:22 PM
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Yeah, though it is lame for the brand whoring, Ken can indeed date real 14 year olds!! WEEE!!! :)
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leaverbiner
Oct 14, 2003, 6:30 PM
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I think I am going to PUKE!
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flagstaff_climber
Oct 14, 2003, 6:31 PM
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Are the clothes painted on or do they come off ?
Rick
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msiddens
Oct 14, 2003, 6:50 PM
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OH MY GAWD! That's easily the most funny, yet disturbing thing I have seen today! What the heck is up with these Marketing companies trying to cash in on the lifestyle and build of a young girl. FULL ON BARBIE! And the monkey....don't even get me started.
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madriver
Oct 14, 2003, 6:57 PM
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......kids meal toy next......!!!!!!!
MR
.....coming to a Happy Meal near you...
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camhead
Oct 14, 2003, 6:59 PM
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that doll is too built to be tori allen. did you see the shoulders? more like Lisa Rands.
coming next week: Chris Sharma action figure: the bong and beanie included, but no world cup.
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vertical_reality
Oct 14, 2003, 7:05 PM
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In reply to: coming next week: Chris Sharma action figure: the bong and beanie included, but no world cup.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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rockfax
Oct 14, 2003, 7:06 PM
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I forgot to mention, for real diehard Tori fans there is much more Tori merchandise at the Tori Shop...including...
Her new book "Life Rocks".
Tori's signature pink rope.
Tori's signature chalk bag and chalk.
The Tori poster.
The Tori monkey wearing an autographed Tori T-shirt
("This 6 inch high plush monkey comes with my Tori Allen T-Shirt, and is what I throw out to the crowd at comps."). It's steal at under $10
....and of course the Tori trading card
http://www.toriallen.com/store.asp
And no I don't get a cut.
M
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cthcrockclimber
Oct 14, 2003, 7:10 PM
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In reply to: that doll is too built to be tori allen. did you see the shoulders? more like Lisa Rands. coming next week: Chris Sharma action figure: the bong and beanie included, but no world cup.
hahaha
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crotch
Oct 14, 2003, 7:13 PM
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Look for her next series of books:
"My life as a media whore"
and
"I am a parody of myself"
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madriver
Oct 14, 2003, 7:20 PM
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In reply to: Look for her next series of books: "My life as a media whore" and "I am a parody of myself"
....you sound bitter.....
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xanx
Oct 14, 2003, 7:22 PM
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does the Sharma doll come with weed? or is that a separate accesory?
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cthcrockclimber
Oct 14, 2003, 7:24 PM
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In reply to: Look for her next series of books: "My life as a media whore" and "I am a parody of myself"
and "selling out... for dummies."
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madriver
Oct 14, 2003, 7:27 PM
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.....what a bunch of jealous climbers! Here is this little innocent girl just doin what she likes and you have to trash her! How sad.....Tori rocks!!!
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cthcrockclimber
Oct 14, 2003, 7:29 PM
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doing what she loves? I thought that was rock climbing, not making dolls for personal profit.
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madriver
Oct 14, 2003, 7:33 PM
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In reply to: doing what she loves? I thought that was rock climbing, not making dolls for personal profit.
..obviously you're jealous becuase she has her own doll and you don't...
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cthcrockclimber
Oct 14, 2003, 7:35 PM
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haha, i hope your joking, why would i want a doll? If i'm jealous of anything it is the fact that she is in fact a better climber than me, but i dont give two shits about a doll. I think it's ridiculous. Sharma doesnt have a doll and I'd rather be him than tori so its not the doll i care about.
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madriver
Oct 14, 2003, 7:37 PM
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In reply to: Hey! I have my own doll. Granted, I have to blow her up everytime I want to play with her.
....don't worry about the "dumb as tree" reference....I won't tell....
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cthcrockclimber
Oct 14, 2003, 7:39 PM
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In reply to: Hey! I have my own doll. Granted, I have to blow her up everytime I want to play with her.
hahaha that was one of the greatest comments i've heard in a while.
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madriver
Oct 14, 2003, 7:41 PM
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In reply to: Sharma doesnt have a doll and I'd rather be him than tori so its not the doll i care about.
.....so..are you saying that if Sharma Had a Doll you would prefer that?...it's O.K....this is the internet and you can express your true feelings here....
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chitlinsconcarne
Oct 14, 2003, 7:46 PM
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I work. You work (unless retired-in which case you did work-) or your still sucking on someones tit.
We are all whores for somebody, be it god, government or family.
Everybody reading this would "sell out" for the right price. Think you'd be that special exception? You're lying to yourself.
pull like a freak.
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