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cadaverchris
Jan 12, 2004, 5:36 AM
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Granite Enema - a fun boulder problem in Cradle Rock NJ but only if you flash it.
The Route of All Evil- summersville lake (new river area).
A Touch Too Much - an R rated route Allamuchy Mtn NJ
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tim
Jan 12, 2004, 5:51 AM
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In reply to: Report to Sickbay @ Old Rag, VA G-Man
That's a great route! But the crux is a biz itch. Awkward and scary moving around the arete-type thing out of the chimney and up towards the juggy holds.
Oddly enough for an offwidth/chimney, my pro at the crux was very small cams. I wasn't able to pull off the crux, but at least my partner reported my pro was good :-). I wish I had balled up and lunged around that damn arete, it seemed not-impossible in retrospect.
Good route. Would have been a great route except the lieback was wet that day.
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risos
Jan 12, 2004, 5:55 AM
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Pariendo Challotes 5.12
Whch basically means giving birth to these funny fruits the size of a potato covered in thorns
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funkness
Jan 12, 2004, 6:11 AM
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The Yosemite Big walls book is full of ominous route names. Like..."Roulette", or "Get Whacked" an Eric kohl A5 . (heads up!)
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hawaii_climbing_guy
Jan 12, 2004, 6:13 AM
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how about...
"Ambulance Driver"
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timd
Jan 12, 2004, 2:17 PM
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Here are a few from Rifle Mountain Park:
Apocalypse Music For The Dead
Bloody Corner Road Kill
Bone Machine The Sickle
Cemetary Gates Skeletor
Cold Cuts Skull Fuck
Hatchet Wound Till Death Do Us Part
Incisor Your In Over Your Head
Living In Fear
The Meat Wall
Movement Of Fear
And of course my favorite route is the " Tijuana Crack Whore".
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timd
Jan 12, 2004, 2:19 PM
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As for the post of route names I sent there are actually 2 routes per line. The format got all screwed up when I posted it. Sorry
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lordjim
Jan 12, 2004, 2:41 PM
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Kick Me In the Jimmie 5.12a in the Red.
It's not likely to kill you but you'll feel the pain. (or so I hear)
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sidewaysmaster
Jan 12, 2004, 10:39 PM
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Good to the last drop
Hang em' high
No rest for the wicked
All in JT, all pretty scary to do
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muncher
Jan 12, 2004, 10:51 PM
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"The Big Loose Corner" and "Corrosion Castle" are ones that come to mind. Just can't get enough choss.
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brianinslc
Jan 12, 2004, 10:52 PM
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Syphalitic Slit.
CPOS.
Rotert's Rooter.
Intensive Care.
Dark Horse.
Strewn Masters of Gore.
Meat Puppets.
Trench Warfare.
Brian in SLC
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iamthewallress
Jan 12, 2004, 10:57 PM
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Two that give me chills because they were both put up by bold guys who met with unpleasant fates a short time after the routes were established are
A Mother's Lament
Heaven's Door (The route kind of looks like a doorway to heavan too.)
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brianinslc
Jan 12, 2004, 11:04 PM
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Lactic Acid Bath
Ridge of No Return.
Sea of Vapors.
Reality Bath.
Whiteman Falls (and right nearby is, of course, Red Man Soars).
Too far to travel.
White Nightmare.
Spear of Fear.
Angel of Fear.
Brian in SLC
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montgomerywick
Jan 12, 2004, 11:11 PM
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little miss dangerous @ Whitesides, NC
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thegreytradster
Jan 12, 2004, 11:12 PM
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Dome Rock
Between Nothingness and Eternity
Funeral for a Friend
J tree
Finger Stacks or Plastic Sacks
General Hospital
Urine Trouble
Make That Move or 10ft Groove
Suicide
Sword of Damocoles
The Guillotine
Axe of God
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brutusofwyde
Jan 14, 2004, 3:43 PM
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In reply to: Whiteman Falls (and right nearby is, of course, Red Man Soars).
Saw a photo in a recent magazine of the mixed route in between the two.
Is the name of that route, as printed in the rag, correctly spelled as "Half Breed Hoovers"??
If so, that sucks.
Brutus
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leaverbiner
Jan 14, 2004, 4:00 PM
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Some great one already listed, so I will try to avoid repeats and just mentionones that make you think twice:
Bloody Flapper
Popa Tendon
Fight or Flight
See Spot Run (spot does not refer to your dog, but that person that is supposed to protect your mellon)
B.O.H.I.C.A. - Bend Over Here it Comes Again
S.L.A.P. - Squeel Like a Pig
Dislocator Roof
Terror Dome
Midget Maker
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ambler
Jan 14, 2004, 4:12 PM
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One of my favorites (the name, that is): Jim Ewing's route Body Surfing (5.11a R/X) on the Whitehorse Ledge slabs.
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chossmonkey
Jan 15, 2004, 3:00 AM
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Self Mutilation
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ginerbiner
Jan 15, 2004, 3:39 AM
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Widow Maker
Castration Mutation
Ballin' and Ball-less
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luke
Jan 15, 2004, 4:00 AM
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I've always liked the gunks climb (5.11 X I think) called
Talus Food
and I remember a route in stockholm called something like
Bus in Face
'cos the route overhangs the road, so if you fall from the crux at the moment the bus comes around the corner... well, you get the picture
Luke
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moabbeth
Jan 15, 2004, 4:09 AM
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Soft? It caused someone's tattoo to bleed :wink: :lol: :lol: !! BTW, those look like regular non-cut off Dickies...where's the "capri's" :lol: .
Oh...forgot about Lacto Mangulation (5.10b) on Wall St in Moab.
http://www.climbingmoab.com/community/album/130.html
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trenchdigger
Jan 15, 2004, 4:15 AM
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Oblique Slanting Dihedral of Death - Owens River Gorge 10d
~Adam~
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sandbag
Jan 15, 2004, 4:28 AM
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Meathook, Rotary Park Horsetooth Reservoir, never repeated.
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garrettk
Jan 15, 2004, 4:30 AM
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Tendon Sandwhich, The End of the Affair, Spine Wrecker and Broken Rib
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