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orestes1724
Feb 23, 2004, 6:46 PM
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60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
0 F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let their dogs sleep indoors.
460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya buddy?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series
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edge
Feb 23, 2004, 6:49 PM
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In reply to: 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series
And the Patriots call it "home field advantage".
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overlord
Feb 23, 2004, 6:49 PM
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i have heard the same one about england and scotland.
good 1.
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wideguy
Feb 23, 2004, 6:54 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series And the Patriots call it "home field advantage".
hell, seems to work, right?
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pinktricam
Feb 23, 2004, 7:13 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series And the Patriots call it "home field advantage".
Well, all I can say is that you guys a really in trouble next year...my Miami Dolfins just picked up a third string quarterback :roll: !
Being a Dolfan sucks right now :cry: ...but the [cyan]World Champion Marlins [/cyan]begin spring training this week woo-hoo!!!!!!!!1111
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