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retro
Mar 10, 2004, 4:57 PM
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How about...
"Wow....your eyes match my Porsche"!
:wink:
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litleclimberchick
Mar 10, 2004, 6:59 PM
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that one could work...
...on narrow minded gold diggers. :wink:
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vertical-rockrat
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In reply to: if a guy pulled these lines on me, I'd talk to him just because I like extroverted people that like to see humor in life. I hate men that use boring pickup attempts!! :D
Where do you hang out and when MM ill come try some of them on ya lol...
Oh and my Fav....
Hey wana climb the totem pole down under? (refering to the climb near new zeland lol)
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steepfish
Mar 10, 2004, 7:28 PM
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Hey you should come to my place and check out my woodie :D
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chizelz
Mar 10, 2004, 7:44 PM
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ok.. these are all terrible... don't say I didn't warn you. I appologize in advance......
1. nice rack
2. wanna see my rope, its dynamic
3. would you hold my rope for a minute
alt. (would you hold my nuts for a minute)
4. can I tie you up, I mean tie you in.....
5. I bet you've seen a few nuts in your day... (duck.. incoming)
6. you look like you know your way around nuts..... (yup keep ducking)
7. you must be tired... "why" because you have been climbing through my dreams all day.. (ok that takes the cheeze)
8. speaking of hard as a rock.... (yikes they are not getting any better ar they)
9. Can you show me that "mantle" (almost done)
10. I have never wished that I was a harness, until now... (the pain is over)
sorry :wink:
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casco
Mar 17, 2004, 11:55 PM
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how bout "wanna make out?"
In reply to: In reply to: these are pretty funny but I doubt alot would work. :D 8) :wink:if a guy pulled these lines on me, I'd talk to him just because I like extroverted people that like to see humor in life. I hate men that use boring pickup attempts!! :D
mm, nice thinking... wanna make out?
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drrock
Mar 18, 2004, 12:21 AM
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Best thread ever.
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sleepy
Mar 18, 2004, 12:58 AM
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Hey baby, I need to work on my holds, can I play with your jugs?
My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.
I caught a slackline between the legs, would you massage it for me?
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mowz
Mar 18, 2004, 4:55 PM
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I got your mountain right here.
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reprieve
Mar 18, 2004, 5:16 PM
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Are you ready for your first ascent?
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drrock
Mar 30, 2004, 4:01 PM
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metolius21
Mar 30, 2004, 5:04 PM
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fgnfgdfbdfbsf
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mcumbrae
Mar 30, 2004, 5:12 PM
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"Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing??"
Then, if nothing happens right there you can always offer to show her the pictures later, for which you will need her phone number.
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litleclimberchick
Mar 30, 2004, 10:21 PM
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In reply to: "Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing??"
i socked the last person who asked me that :twisted:
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Do you like Hard and Fast Dynamic Movements or prefer Slow Static ones?
ok kinda sucks unless her mind is on sex already lol...
Here is a crapy one.
That is one Dynamic Body id love to try static.
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buzzard
Mar 30, 2004, 11:19 PM
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grab my nuts..
We say these lines as a joke. I bet you that if some dude asked any girl some of these lines, 9 times out of 10 she would just laugh.
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mrme
Mar 30, 2004, 11:49 PM
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i heard about this one being used before.
girl, " what is this place called?"
boy, "what place.".
girl, " this ledge."
boy, " oh, it is called the p.o. ledge." .
girl, "oh, how did you come up with that name?"
boy, "well i really came up with it right now. either you Put Out or i Push you Off."
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nthusiastj
Mar 31, 2004, 12:02 AM
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Summit this!
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rendog
Mar 31, 2004, 11:23 AM
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In reply to: i heard about this one being used before. girl, " what is this place called?" boy, "what place.". girl, " this ledge." boy, " oh, it is called the p.o. ledge." . girl, "oh, how did you come up with that name?" boy, "well i really came up with it right now. either you Put Out or i Push you Off."
hahahahhahaha
gonna have to remember that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
-good rubber isn't just for your feet you know
this on actually happened... not really a pick up line but , well you deicide.
Guy at the top of a climb sees a beautiful african american woman and her you child walking up the trail for a leisurly hike. Guy at the top of the climb shout to his belayer at the base of the climb..." HEY MAN LOOK... CHOCOLATE MILF!"
true story
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barefeetnochalk
Mar 31, 2004, 12:51 PM
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In reply to: " HEY MAN LOOK... CHOCOLATE MILF!
aaaaahahahahahahahha, funny sh/t.
this is a lil' of track but worth a mention.
my friend goes up to the incredible good lookin woman in this bar and whispers in her ear: "your so bueatiful, i think im gonna explode in my pants"
....didnt work shock horror.
total irrelivant now, but this story -->
http://www.clubvibes.com/...ge=1&topic_id=256003 is dam worth a read.
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rendog
Apr 1, 2004, 12:04 AM
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now that's just sick...lmfao
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akclimber
Apr 1, 2004, 12:52 AM
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Evidence. :lol:
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akclimber
Apr 1, 2004, 8:58 AM
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i dont want to know ur name, i just want BANG BANG BANG!
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kitarra
Apr 1, 2004, 9:44 AM
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Some buddies and I got a little loopy on our drive back to the campsite after a day of climbing, and we started brainstorming climbing porno titles... Finger Jammin', Nut Pickin', Racks 'n Cracks... then there was my personal favorite, 3 Pitch B!tch. :lol:
As far as actual pickup lines, howabout "Hey guys, wanna check out my Hooker Sole?"
Or for men who like being beaten: "I don't really want to go solo right now, but I bet you could get me up." "Man, I really need to get (be)layed!" "I just flashed that slab. Jealous?" "So, you looking for more of a Silent Partner or a screamer?" "I just topped a lay-back. Up for a repeat?"
Seriously though, speaking as a female climber, the best way to get a positive response out of me would be to show admiration/respect for my mad skillz (tm). It's nice to know that some guys can tell the difference between the real thing and a belay betty.
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scallywag
Apr 1, 2004, 10:02 AM
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In reply to: We say these lines as a joke. I bet you that if some dude asked any girl some of these lines, 9 times out of 10 she would just laugh.
Its true. My sides hurt. :lol:
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