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mazzystr
Jul 27, 2004, 11:43 AM
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You show a girl around...become friends...become lovers...bond... she insists that i have full trust in her because she does travel... earns that trust by the greatness of the relationship...girl goes home to visit parents and to work (for a month!)... calls me once, 3weeks ago... so i figure she just needs some space, ya know shes home with mom and dad, not a problem... she needed space allright... sunday, she comes home, after spending 14hours at the airport...hardly acknowledges my presence... seems really cold... we go to her place...her german stuff is at her apt... she made sure i knew how expensive everything was and it was all german and you can't get any of it here... i say O-h... thinking you live in detroit and think the detroit curse will not to rot any of this stuff? i didnt say that but thats what will happen. we talked for a little bit, cry... she says something happened in germany...
So last night I go over to her apt to finalize everything. She didnt have the decency to open her door. she walks by the front door and turns on the shower. I laugh a little bit and write a note and said Take Care. *Shakes Head sadly*
I been hoodwinked gawdammit...
LOL...AND YES! I equate ALL women into this psycotic catorgory since i took full blame for the following things being shit... american automobiles, american construction, american roads, american government, american cooking, american food, american chocalate, american workers, american air quality, american water quality. oh shit! almost forgot, american cheeeese! i'm sure there was more but i can't remember right now. thats a pretty good list though, doncha think?
Someone pass me a mountain so i can climb it....
-C
ps...the girl was german....east german!
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overlord
Jul 27, 2004, 11:53 AM
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man that sucks almost as much as american cars.
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djmeat
Jul 27, 2004, 1:08 PM
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What goes around comes around Chris. I guess when you don't have any of your boys aroud to check you this kind of crap can happen. Better luck next time.
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mother_sheep
Jul 27, 2004, 1:56 PM
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Happens to women too dude. Men suck just as much.
But sorry anyway. :cry: It's a bummer.
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tgreene
Jul 27, 2004, 2:19 PM
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Simply tell her that you had baked her a Gerban Chocolate Cake, but while on the way to deliver it to her, you passed a bunch of Hilter Youth that were driving Volkswagons & BMW's to a rally, when they decided to sick their dogs on you, thus the cake was devoured by a pack of German Shepards. Don't forget to mention that while you were laying in the grass trying to escape the dogs, one of those bastards came over and smashed a Beck's bottle over your head... The glass splinters got inside your MP3 player, and destroyed your copy of Nina's '99 Luft Balloons'.
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hangerlessbolt
Jul 27, 2004, 2:23 PM
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Ain't love grand...been on both sides of that scene...humans aren't to be trusted...we're too self-serving. So it's best to stay side by side and hand in hand...and do things together.
btw: long distance relationships blow major a$$
And remember, there are millions of fish in the sea...and at least half of them have vaginas
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cthcrockclimber
Jul 27, 2004, 2:25 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHA! That was awesome!
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dookie
Jul 27, 2004, 2:32 PM
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she sure sounds like a problem - and it's now taken care of ;)
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10ftdrp
Jul 27, 2004, 4:37 PM
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sorry bout that happening dude but thats no reason to take it out on the cheese!
~Luc
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micronut
Jul 27, 2004, 5:05 PM
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dude.............I'm the kinda guy who likes to get to the root of the problem instead of hacking at the branches,...........First, nothing lasts forever........so.......knowing that, it seems the pain stems from expectations of some kind of "future" together. I know it's hard, but next time 1) try to stay in the moment and appreciate those perfect moments while they are happening, instead of in retrospect and 2) never bet (invest) more than you're willing to lose, because sooner or later it will end.
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joe
Jul 27, 2004, 5:10 PM
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no comment.
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djmeat
Jul 27, 2004, 6:51 PM
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no comment.
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philbox
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Jul 28, 2004, 6:50 AM
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What is this the no comment thread.
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erica44
Jul 28, 2004, 11:46 AM
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what a minute I am confused. when she said something happend in Germany, does that mean she cheated on you, or did she have a change of heart. If its the first and she cheated on you, I can kick her ass for you. If its the second, that sucks but like other people have said, it happens. In fact, I may be that girl right now, but I don't know. Either way, my condolences dude, but there are plenty of other girls looking for a hot stud like you. :)
erica
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chupa
Jul 28, 2004, 2:36 PM
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Whatever dude. You just need to go out and get laid. Nothing makes you feel better than new pu**y. Stop getting attached to chicks and start using them for what they were meant to be... receptacles. Just kidding, I don't want any femi-nazis after me. Just go out and get laid, just make sure she isn't French. It can take hours to navigate through all that bush.
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j_ung
Jul 28, 2004, 2:45 PM
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You should thank her... since you're obviously better off without her. Buck up, little 'roo. :)
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onlyinextreme
Jul 28, 2004, 3:31 PM
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Damn can't get any of that German crap here? Well Sh!t I think it time she packed up and moved back to Germany. Let me say i spent 4yrs in germany in the late 80's early 90's and while I enjoyed it I would never ever live there by choice. P.S. did she atleast shave her pits...
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brundige
Aug 1, 2004, 11:15 AM
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dude im in frankfurt right now and im tellin you it blows it takes 2 hrs to get to any clmbing not even decent climbing just eschba klippen
dude find an american girl that climbs in america
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tattooed_climber
Aug 1, 2004, 6:42 PM
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dude, life sucks, get a helmet
(enough quoting denis leary)
go back to her and be totally up front with her.....you may have walken away in a "if you love her, then let go" romantic bullsh*t type way....if you're willing to let her go, you can at least be an insensitive ass or be a control freak (or whathave you) and bloody well find out all the facts...
my 2 cents
now stop crying and go climb
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areyoumydude
Aug 1, 2004, 6:51 PM
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So....What's her phone #? :D
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