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pinktricam
Oct 12, 2004, 6:10 PM
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1. When you are sad - I will help you plot your revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dis-lodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.... Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know when I need to bring the shovel
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calamity_chk
Oct 12, 2004, 6:12 PM
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a good friend is someone who you can always call to bail you out - a really great friend is person sitting beside you saying, "that was RAD - lets do it again!!"
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rendog
Oct 13, 2004, 12:08 AM
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a good friend will point out you have something stuck in your teeth
a really great friend will pick it out for you
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treesail
Oct 13, 2004, 1:27 AM
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A good friend will let you vote for Bush. A really good friend will kindly explain why that's the stupidest f**king thing he's ever heard of.
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greyicewater
Oct 13, 2004, 12:58 PM
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well, it's like my dad always says... you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends; but you just can't pick your friends nose. he always told me that when i was a kid.
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pinktricam
Oct 14, 2004, 3:08 AM
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There's some wisdom to be gleaned from that Grey. God bless all good dads.
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dlintz
Oct 14, 2004, 4:56 AM
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In reply to: Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know when I need to bring the shovel
My brother once had a friend who several years later turned out to be a really good friend for someone else. I think he got 15 years. :shock:
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kunzie
Oct 14, 2004, 12:44 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. it's only funny until someone gets hurt.......................then it's hilarious!
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.................then it's just fun and games you can't see!
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dontfall
Oct 14, 2004, 1:12 PM
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In reply to: 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
I remember the first time I met Anne at PA gathering 1.0, I was sick to hell. She came up to me to give me a hug and then said stay the hell away from me till your better.
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petsfed
Oct 14, 2004, 8:04 PM
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A good friend stabs you in the front!
-- Oscar Wilde
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dontfall
Oct 14, 2004, 11:12 PM
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In reply to: A good friend stabs you in the front! -- Oscar Wilde
A good friend may stab you but a true friend dosen't stab you at all.
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rendog
Oct 14, 2004, 11:35 PM
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In reply to: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.................then it's just fun and games you can't see!
it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.....then it becomes a professional sport
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tgreene
Oct 14, 2004, 11:44 PM
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A buddy will go out and get a blow job... :wink:
A good buddy will go out and get 2, then come back and give you one... :shock:
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jumpingrock
Oct 15, 2004, 12:12 AM
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In reply to: A buddy will go out and get a blow job... :wink: A good buddy will go out and get 2, then come back and give you one... :shock:
UMMMM!!! Can I revoke one of your Badges of God???? :shock:
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tgreene
Oct 15, 2004, 12:13 AM
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Please notice the ((( :shock: ))), and understand that my reference was in TRUCKER SPEAK... :wink:
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jumpingrock
Oct 15, 2004, 12:17 AM
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Oh ok you're forgiven then. Please refrain from similiar shenenigans in the future. ;)
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