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macherry
Feb 20, 2004, 11:38 PM
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"They're real and they're fabulous"
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oudinardin
Feb 21, 2004, 1:02 AM
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In reply to: Girl: "It's not you, it's me." Jerry: "Your giving me the It's not you it's me routine? I invented it's not you it's me. Nobody tells me it's them and not me if it's anybody it's me!" Girl (exasperated): "Alright then....it's you." |
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xcel360
Feb 21, 2004, 2:10 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Girl: "It's not you, it's me." Jerry: "Your giving me the It's not you it's me routine? I invented it's not you it's me. Nobody tells me it's them and not me if it's anybody it's me!" Girl (exasperated): "Alright then....it's you." That was George.
Darnit, I knew I would screw that up. See, I gotta admit...I don't even watch the show. I don't think I've ever even seen an episode. I just heard this little clip at the beginning of a song and thought it was hillarious.
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fixednut
Nov 29, 2004, 8:00 PM
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GEORGE: bowling! what do you say bowling? bowling's insane! bowling is crazy time
TONY: bowling? I don't think so George you get no rush from bowling
GEORGE: rush? you want a rush? drop a ball on your toe my friend, talk about a rush, you'll be throbbing, you'll see visions
TONY: no no no no, I'm thinking.. rock-climbing
GEORGE: all right! rock-climbing! J..just the 2 of us? alright! hey I'll make some sandwiches, what what do you like? tuna? peanut butter?
TONY: what.. whatever
GEORGE: alright alright, I gotta buy some bread
TONY: yeah yeah, you know I'm definitely down for some rock-climbing
GEORGE: me too, I am down, I am totally down, mark me down
TONY: cool, so what do you say we climb a rock maņana?
GEORGE: uh.. maņana? huh maņana might.. huh maņana might be a problem, I'm supposed to have huh a boil lanced maņana. Huh you know I think they charge me if I cancel with only one maņana's notice
(Kramer enters)
TONY: hey Kramer
KRAMER: hey
TONY: hey, hey Kramer my man, what are you doing maņana?
KRAMER: maņana I'm doing nada
TONY: what do you say you scale some rock with me and George?
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johnson6102002
Nov 30, 2004, 10:35 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: No soup for you! That was an AWESOME episode!!!
yes , yes it was indeed
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cosmokramer
Dec 1, 2004, 11:33 PM
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In reply to: Kramer: "I'm Cosmo Kramer the Ass man!"
Heh heh.
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pt
Dec 1, 2004, 11:42 PM
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George; "It moved!!" After the mangos gave his libido a little boost.
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caughtinside
Dec 1, 2004, 11:56 PM
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Kramer: "If you told me ten years ago that I was going to solve all the world's energy problems, I would have said you were crazy. Now help me push this big ball of oil out the window."
Long live Kramerica Industries!
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marcallain
Dec 2, 2004, 6:33 PM
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I love...
Jerry: You kept making the stops.
Kramer: They kept ringing the bell.
Later on in the episode..
Jerry : You're Batman...
Kramer I am... Batman
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climbhigh23
Dec 2, 2004, 7:56 PM
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Woman: I have LOST my fianCE! The poor baby!
Elaine (Australian accent): Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
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jimmylegs
Dec 3, 2004, 7:37 AM
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GEORGE: You know... I was alone..
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fixednut
Dec 3, 2004, 2:05 PM
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In reply to: GEORGE: You know... I was alone..
KRAMER: (a little anxious) You know, after I have sex with Emily, uh, I
don't want her in the bed any more.
ELAINE: Ah.
KRAMER: Yeah, because she's throwing off my whole sleep. She's got the jimmy
legs.
ELAINE: (confused) Jimmy legs?
Kramer raises one leg and judders it in the air, as illustration.
KRAMER: Jimmy leg.
ELAINE: (grasping the concept) Ohh.
KRAMER: So, uh, well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh?
ELAINE: Tell her after sex, you just want her outta there?
KRAMER: Well, I'd say it nicely.
ELAINE: I don't think so.
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bandycoot
Dec 3, 2004, 7:37 PM
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Elaine: "You're not sponge worthy..."
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