Yor list is quite incomplete. It's obvious that you've not lurked as long as you'd like to claim that you have.


When you truly finish yor observations then recompile the data and finish yor list.

I just hope you out lots of lotion on your hands, maybe warmed them up a little, before you cupped all of those balls. Soft jiggles is what J likes, I hear.

What's a minger? And I'll keep that in mind. Sorry I forgot you in my list, I was totally intending on putting you in there. I'll add you.

I bet jay never has to buy toilet roll. On you're knees people, its a wet one.

It is interesting to me that rolling over in effort of passively gaining acceptance their for avoiding social humiliation still runs rampant in people beyond childhood, especially considering a climbing forum is even more irrelevant than Tommy being put in goal first under the false pretence of gaining respect. Even more interesting is that the long sung song of sticks and stones is somehow no longer mature enough in comparison.. even though in such a place as the interweb it is more relevant than it ever was back then. 3 kids jumping up and down on Tommy for letting one in also brakes bones. where as.. maintaining the opinion jay is a worthless piss poor excuse of a human being does not. Are you Tommy? i think so.

Enjoy your lunch.

The Enigma is strong in you today.

Jay

ALL THAT FUCKING EFFORT, FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS, AND I GET GROUPED IN WITH MEDDIKEPS????
Shocka I'm down with, but meddikeps? *shootz self in fayce*

we got put in the same category in the guide to rc.com
i think i speak for both of us when i say "wow. that guy? shoot me now.

It's probably end up making more sense if we copy and pasted it into Google Language Converter, converted it through three or four language filters, and then converted it back to English. Like, seriously.

Who the f... is Tommy? Do you mean that deaf, dumb, and blind kid?

I heard he sure plays a mean pinball.

It's a pretty piss poor list.

Since I have nothing to do, I figure I'd compile a quick overview of some of the most notable figures on the RC.com forums. Keep in mind that this comes purely from my observations and interactions with them.

In no particular order:

jt512: You are almost guaranteed to have an encounter with Jay. He frequently comes off sounding like a douche, but the more you hang around the forums, the more you realize that he's probably right about most things, and his cynicism is merely a response to the rampant idiocy sometimes found on the forums. He knows his shit, especially about nutritional things.

NotApplicable: I dunno what he's all about, as I can't ever get past looking at whatever the hell is going on to that forearm in his picture. Ew.

Sungam, Spikeddem, Shockabuku: I can't really differentiate between the three. They all seem to have a good sense of humor, and generally seem competent about climbing stuff. Probably pretty trustworthy dudes who would be fun to climb with.

Cracklover: Loves crack. Seems similar to the aforementioned three guys, good sense of humor and probably pretty knowledgeable. The main difference is that he ends every post with "GO."

rgold: When he talks, everyone listens. For good reason too: The guy has clearly been around the block, and is one of the most trusted and knowledgeable figures on the RC.com forums. He only speaks up when he needs to.

Rob.calm: Seems to also be another rgold type. Doesn't post much, but usually has solid advice when he does.

Curt: Crusty ol' bugger. A self proclaimed "washed up 53 year old," which isn't actually that old, I guess. Speaks in a very matter-of-fact manner, and frequently has facts and figures to back up his statements. Another trustworthy source.

csproul, Healyje, reno: All seem pretty knowledgeable. They definitely seem more interested in climbing than in bantering about it on the internet, which is commendable.

J_ung and angry: I can't get a fix on these two. They are fairly regular contributors to forums though. angry has never seemed as angry to me as his name might suggest.

Epoch: Has a lot of posts, is a moderator, and never learned how to spell "you're."

carabiner96: Knows exactly how Jay likes his balls jiggled.

Enigma: Loves attention. She will make lots of forum topics, probably because she just likes getting the e-mails telling her that someone has responded to her posts (and who can blame her for that?) Generally asks pretty harmless, but pointless questions in her posts, but nothing to get upset about.

Majid: RC's resident safety "expert." Spends more time copy & pasting articles in the accident reports section than anything. Notorious for being a dick on the forums after someone dies in an accident.

Jacques: Clearly an ESL kinda guy. Shouldn't they teach English better than this in Canada?

flesh: A genuinely enthusiastic guy, who wanted to share his training ideas. Too bad he got shot down, he seemed to really be interested in helping people improve as climbers, regardless of how good his advice was.

bearbreeder: You'll know it's bearbreeder by the , , and that he loves to put in just about every sentence. Also loves to say things like "find some dirty old climbing man to fondle your young, virgin body." Creepy. Probably is Majid.

Various noobs: Make an account, ask a question, get hammered by many of the above people, and either fade into the background, or respond angrily that they will "SHOW YOU ALL BY POSTING ABOUT MY AWESOME CLIMBS, NO THANKS TO YOU JERKS." Caps lock reigns supreme with the defensive ones.

Redonkulus: Lives in Kansas, and thus has an inordinate amount of time available to read forums on RC.com and come up with stupid shit like this, instead of actually getting to climb.



Well, that's all I've got. Sorry if you feel left out if I didn't mention you. Feel free to add to the list or offer up corrections if you want, though it might be lame to correct me about yourself, since this is just my opinion of how you present yourself online.


Edit: to add Epoch, carabiner96, and Notapplicable.

When this gets properly mod'ed over to the campground, you will see what the denizens can do.

Oh, and reno don't play here no more.