I also voted "idiot" because breeding bears is insane!
You have to get them to meet somehow and not make it look like a set-up. Then maybe some wine and anchovy appetizers to loosen things up, all the while feeding the boar smooth pick up lines ala Steve Martin in "Roxanne" (what a clever fellow, that Steve Martin...) to the sow.
Even though the male bear is called a "boar," he doesn't have to be. A bore that is. Think homophones.
Nevermind.
If the repartee is witty and the chemistry is flowing, the most dangerous part is helping the male put on Axe body spray and adjust his Prince Albert for maximum comfort.
I also voted "idiot" because breeding bears is insane!
You have to get them to meet somehow and not make it look like a set-up. Then maybe some wine and anchovy appetizers to loosen things up, all the while feeding the boar smooth pick up lines ala Steve Martin in "Roxanne" (what a clever fellow, that Steve Martin...) to the sow.
Even though the male bear is called a "boar," he doesn't have to be. A bore that is. Think homophones.
Nevermind.
If the repartee is witty and the chemistry is flowing, the most dangerous part is helping the male put on Axe body spray and adjust his Prince Albert for maximum comfort.
Yessirree, breeding bears is for idiots.
I am not going to judge you, and you know, all that "whatever floats your boat" shit, but dude, you DO know a lot about bear breeding!
I also voted "idiot" because breeding bears is insane!
You have to get them to meet somehow and not make it look like a set-up. Then maybe some wine and anchovy appetizers to loosen things up, all the while feeding the boar smooth pick up lines ala Steve Martin in "Roxanne" (what a clever fellow, that Steve Martin...) to the sow.
Even though the male bear is called a "boar," he doesn't have to be. A bore that is. Think homophones.
Nevermind.
If the repartee is witty and the chemistry is flowing, the most dangerous part is helping the male put on Axe body spray and adjust his Prince Albert for maximum comfort.
Yessirree, breeding bears is for idiots.
I am not going to judge you, and you know, all that "whatever floats your boat" shit, but dude, you DO know a lot about bear breeding!
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