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justroberto
Mar 18, 2011, 6:58 PM
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Dear south by southwest jerks,
Kindly take your goddamned flat bar fixies, badges, terrible driving, and unoriginal hipster fashions from 2006 and GTFO of my city.
Seriously. I want my fucking parking space back, and no, you don't want to move here. You want to move to LA like the rest of the scenester assholes.
xoxo,
justroberto
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Arrogant_Bastard
Mar 18, 2011, 7:51 PM
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I tell you what... we'll take all the hipster homos that are invading your city if you take back every fat backwoods truck driving hick with a "Don't Mess with Texas" bumpersticker on their Chevy.
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chadnsc
Mar 18, 2011, 8:05 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I tell you what... we'll take all the hipster homos that are invading your city if you take back every fat backwoods truck driving hick with a "Don't Mess with Texas" bumpersticker on their Chevy.
Don't forget about those that drive with Truk Nutz.
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saint_john
Mar 18, 2011, 8:50 PM
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justroberto wrote: Dear south by southwest jerks, Kindly take your goddamned flat bar fixies, badges, terrible driving, and unoriginal hipster fashions from 2006 and GTFO of my city. Seriously. I want my fucking parking space back, and no, you don't want to move here. You want to move to LA like the rest of the scenester assholes. xoxo, justroberto
I feel your pain. My city is currently invaded by an international printmaking convention. I've never seen so many knee length jean shorts and flourescent sneakers in my life.
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justroberto
Mar 18, 2011, 9:41 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I tell you what... we'll take all the hipster homos that are invading your city if you take back every fat backwoods truck driving hick with a "Don't Mess with Texas" bumpersticker on their Chevy.
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justroberto
Mar 18, 2011, 9:55 PM
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justroberto wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I tell you what... we'll take all the hipster homos that are invading your city if you take back every fat backwoods truck driving hick with a "Don't Mess with Texas" bumpersticker on their Chevy. Tough call. I'll consider it.
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