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Sumpumpolis
Mar 9, 2012, 7:13 AM
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A friend posed me this question, and it cracked me up enough to find a climbing forum to post it on.
The situation: Chris sharma (or another famous/good climber) dinos to a man's head.
the question: What is the damage?
You can replace "man's head" with "a baby" or "a live cat" if you want. please reply with a serious and scientific answer.
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moose_droppings
Mar 9, 2012, 7:39 AM
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Isn't Dino the Flintstones dog?
Hypothetical question, really?
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ianmeister89
Mar 9, 2012, 7:42 AM
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Yes.
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moose_droppings
Mar 9, 2012, 7:42 AM
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Sumpumpolis wrote: A friend posed me this question, and it cracked me up enough to find a climbing forum to post it on. The situation: Chris sharma (or another famous/good climber) dinos to a man's head. the question: What is the damage? You can replace "man's head" with "a baby" or "a live cat" if you want. please reply with a serious and scientific answer.
The whole enchilada quote.
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jt512
Mar 9, 2012, 7:43 AM
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moose_droppings wrote: Isn't Dino the Flintstones dog?
Beaten to the punch by the first fucking response. How much does that suck.
Jay
(This post was edited by jt512 on Mar 9, 2012, 7:43 AM)
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Greggle
Mar 9, 2012, 7:44 AM
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moose_droppings wrote: Isn't Dino the Flintstones dog? Hypothetical question, really? Sumpumpolis wrote: please reply with a serious and scientific answer.
I think "pet" is more appropriate. There. I just made it scientific. We now have an argument.
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herites
Mar 9, 2012, 8:07 AM
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Chuck Norries dies.
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Kartessa
Mar 9, 2012, 1:04 PM
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herites wrote: Chuck Norries dies.
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qwert
Mar 14, 2012, 7:47 PM
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Yes, dinos (As in dinosaurs) are hypothetical, because the earth doesnt exist for as long as "scientists" claim it would have to be, in order for dinos to exist.
qwert
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jt512
Mar 15, 2012, 4:16 AM
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qwert wrote: Yes, dinos (As in dinosaurs) are hypothetical, because the earth doesnt exist for as long as "scientists" claim it would have to be, in order for dinos to exist. qwert
Qwert, that had potential, but I think you need to work a bit on your delivery.
Jay
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Toast_in_the_Machine
Mar 17, 2012, 11:20 PM
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One must assume that the dino represents a metamorphic structure that was intruded from the tertiary period. We'll assume that the rock is El Cap for the sake of scientific accuracy. Also, for accuracy, we'll use the third example of "live cat". So if Chris Sharma hits a live cat with a piece of granite from El Cap, then a masturbation dies.
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j_ung
Mar 31, 2012, 12:51 AM
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curt wrote: Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: One must assume that the dino represents a metamorphic structure that was intruded from the tertiary period. We'll assume that the rock is El Cap for the sake of scientific accuracy. Also, for accuracy, we'll use the third example of "live cat". So if Chris Sharma hits a live cat with a piece of granite from El Cap, then a masturbation dies. What if it's Schrodinger's cat?  Curt
What if it isn't?
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dr_feelgood
Mar 31, 2012, 1:58 AM
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j_ung wrote: curt wrote: Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: One must assume that the dino represents a metamorphic structure that was intruded from the tertiary period. We'll assume that the rock is El Cap for the sake of scientific accuracy. Also, for accuracy, we'll use the third example of "live cat". So if Chris Sharma hits a live cat with a piece of granite from El Cap, then a masturbation dies. What if it's Schrodinger's cat? Curt What if it isn't?
How do we tell?
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edge
Mar 31, 2012, 1:42 PM
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dr_feelgood wrote: j_ung wrote: curt wrote: Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: One must assume that the dino represents a metamorphic structure that was intruded from the tertiary period. We'll assume that the rock is El Cap for the sake of scientific accuracy. Also, for accuracy, we'll use the third example of "live cat". So if Chris Sharma hits a live cat with a piece of granite from El Cap, then a masturbation dies. What if it's Schrodinger's cat? Curt What if it isn't? How do we tell?
It can be argued that this thread is both brilliant and moronic At the same time.
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j_ung
Mar 31, 2012, 6:46 PM
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